One of the stories in the writers’ backroom this past week has been my Sunday night. I am still recovering from it, because, well, it’s nothing short of the longest gig any of us have ever had. Including the contractor. Who had played something in the morning.
In short, call time was 12:30, started rehearsal at 1, event started at 5 (we had some time to eat, about a half-hour or so). Event was estimated to end at midnight.
Event did not end at midnight. We were off for the dancing sets but were supposed to play the last set from 11-12, with a brief 15-20 minute playing section in between. The first dance was a little long, and we were a little behind, finishing our in between at around 10:45. So, figure if the second dance set goes max 45 minutes, maybe we’re a little behind, finishing closer to 1. Still a long day, but manageable. I’ve done a 12 hour day before.
The set ended at 12:30, but there was a weird I don’t know what was going on after that. We were just on the bandstand standing by. Regardless, we didn’t start playing until, like, 2:00. It was also not an hour. It was quite more than that, considering we finished at… 4:30.
So, for all of you keeping score at home, that’s a 15 1/2 hour gig. Fortunately I was one train away and didn’t have to drive (because the gig was in Lower Manhattan by the Battery). But Senorita Weaselo got me an Uber so I’d be able to get back to her place before dawn. Which isn’t even a joke, we were in the blue hour.
Never have I been so glad that I didn’t end up having a gig Monday. Yesterday and today yes, but at least some recuperation! A musician’s work is never done though.
Now for some news
In other good, important, news, after some months where they (and the entire block) lost their lease on Stuyvesant Street, DFO Speakeasy Stories location Angel’s Share is open (at a new location)!
I’m not sure if DFOCon can quite go there, because (at least for now) they’re limiting to 4 per party. But I can say, from my own going, the drinks are phenomenal.
In football news though:
-Sony Michel back to RAM IT! part 2.
CrimeBeat!
-P*ts CB Jack Jones pleads not guilty to the gun charges.
-Dolphins Fast Catch Man Tyreek Hill once again under investigation, this one for an altercation in Miami Beach.
-NFL continues to educate their players about what they can and can’t do in terms of gambling. I feel like of their six rules #2 is the one that needs the biggest harping—don’t bet on the NFL should be pretty obvious.
What’s on?
JV Baseball (College World Series)
-Wake and Bake vs. Tigeuxrs (#1 Wake Forest vs. #5 LSU, 7:00, ESPN)
Varsity Baseball
-Chop vs. (Cream) Cheese (ATL vs. PHI, 6:40, MLBN)
-Møøse vs. Bronx Blanks (SEA vs. NYY, 7:05, MLBN)
Freeway Series! Trolley Problem vs. “Hey, Ohtani’s pitching!” (LAD vs. LAA, 9:38, MLBN)
The National Sport of Long Island (World Lacrosse Championships)
-Canada vs. USA (10:00, ESPN2)
Enjoy the evening, folks. I’ll get home and put my feet up eventually.
I’m sorry I haven’t commented today, but as you know there is an unfolding tragedy at sea involving a submersible vessel, which you know I care deeply about.
The greater submarine community, myself included, are doing all we can to comfort the families of those who were lost, so that after the funeral we may fuck their former wives and daughters.
Thank you for your support, and God Bless
Remember to use a condom as a tribute to those dead seamen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuOybccwf6E&ab_channel=Megaprojects
Turns out, it wasn’t just a skit by David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.
Shit, the fucking Bears won. Oh well, great first season!
Lame. Stupid Hershey.
Speaking of hockey related items, my inventory has had a good couple of days. When I worked for Bridgeport, I snagged a Mike Vernon autograph when he was sent down to the St. John Flames, he’s now in the Hall of Fame.
At the end of that season in Bridgeport, I was helping the cleanout and snagged a training camp binder that was leftover. In it was the systems from the 2001 Islanders. Laviolette was their coach, and is now the Rangers coach.
Overtime. Need to whoop up on these Hershey Bears!
The Caps organization is pretty deep. Hershey is usually really good.
The two best words are Game Seven.
The three best words are Game Seven Overtime.
Go Coochella Valley!
Tonight is a busy night to be a submarine vet. We love being the center of attention.
The passengers were last quoted to say they would skip their showers before leaving, instead opting to wash up back on shore.
Preach.
First hockey game in like 4 weeks. I sure as shit played like it. 6-2 loss. That deserved a shower beer.
Or a Hall of Fame smoothie
I have a friend from work that is around my age (later 40s, early 50s) and he plays in a league (Yes, a hockey league in LA!!).
Last time he played, he fucked up his shoulder and was out of commission for a couple of months.
I kept joking with him about Gordie Howe.
When Mrs. Sharkbait was 7 and a half months pregnant with Sharkette, my shoulder dislocated for the third time (it was so fucked up, reaching down with my stick in a game was all that it took) and needed surgery before Sharkette was born. She’s already asked that I don’t play after the end of July and I gotta give it to her, she’s got a point this time around.
Last thing from me and then it’s off to bed:
https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1671269096514781184?s=20
Eve 6, modern philosopher kings
Speaking of submersibles, I’m reading this book on the Battle of the Atlantic
Cooch Valley!!1!1!
I’ve got a gig in Rome today and tomorrow. Getting set to catch a fast train down there. I’ll send a picture of Harry’s Bar tonight. Can’t wait to enjoy my 12 euros lemon soda.
No, dude, Harry was the bartender in Baltimore, not Rome.
If you want sympathy, you ain’t got it.
Gotta play the hand dealt to me man…
It’s a hard- knock life.
I feel like a wimp. They put out the dress code yesterday and it’s short sleeves, open collar and no tie. I have someone to thank down there today Cuz it’s friggin Africa hawt round here.
They love the backdoor
-AFL announcer
-porn tile
-lacrosse announcer
You pick
Anyone else have this run through their head after learning more about how fucked this submersible’s design was from go?
https://youtu.be/Pn0WdJx-Wkw
Whew. Ain’t nobody talkin about our screen doors no more! – Poland
“I say, ‘Let ’em crash!'” is one of my all-time favorite movie lines.
Firebirds!!!!
I am listening – Boss Todd
I think we need a special edition of Guttersnipe to cover this story:
Spare relationship causes awkward split | Community | lufkindailynews.com
Dammit, you’ve scooped my next random thoughts draft!
I skipped my nap today, and now feel like I been run over by a truck. How do the nap-averse deal with fucking ALL DAY shit? But then again, at least I ain’t ded in a tin can at the bottom of the ocean. HUZZAH.
Just for you, Hippo, my combat cougar, my sexy shoulder shock-specced sorceress.
Does not skip shoulder day. YAAAASSSS
Ain’t nobody cooler on the college campus than the Mathematicians. The actuaries are just Math wannabees.
Hmm. Provocative
[Looks at machete]
To be fair,
Brick, I think you need to go have a bucket of Buds at the Legion and collect some “private sub” stories for us
Only if you’re there with me, Hippo. We can compare opiate prescriptions and also drink cheap.
Guy: “As the fella that was 5th down the chain in accounting, I’m a bit surprised to be the new CEO of OceanGate but, um, here we are. Next steps?” [looks around the room]
Janitor: “Maybe there should be more rigorous testing of the yellow subbermarine and could I get a new mop?”
Intern: “Maybe the underwater thingy could have lights and things that would be flashy if they, maybe, ran into trouble?”
New CEO: “Seriously, you think the next generation Super Submersible could possibly be defective? That’s not why I didn’t hire you. You’re Fired!”
I am taking this whole thing as an “Atlas Shrugged” sequel.
It is, it is!
We don’t waste time planning for failure!
weather u believe u can or u cant…ur RITE
Inflammable means flammable?!
Sadly, the #BFIB did not prevail today. Juneteenth Devil Magick seems to have worn off.
I am glad I watched the last 2 episodes of Barry, very much redeemed the wandering season. Good jerb, HBO.
OceanGate Expeditions: Worst Tourist Trap or Best Tourist Trap? Discuss.
OMG, it was a pre-named scandal!
OceanGate-Gate just doesn’t work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXaOUTKa0wU&ab_channel=MikeValenzuela
OceanGate is just the latest, yuppier version of the John Denver Experience.
Excellent riposte to anti-regulation assholes.
Except they won’t care.
And yet they’re complaining the government isn’t doing enough to save the money sink, i mean passengers.
The government shouldn’t do anything and also isn’t doing enough.
SLEEPY JOE just jelly their makers not takers smgdh
Heaven’s Gate >> OceanGate
Arbitrary Stat: Greg Maddux faced Kirby Puckett 107 times and never recorded a strikeout.
Arbitrary Stat: Mick Jagger’s youngest child is two years younger than his great-grandchild.
But…they were never in the same league. Seems impossible they faced each other that many times.
https://www.mlb.com/news/19-facts-about-the-career-of-tony-gwynn-c177069734
Can’t tell if you’re trolling or think Kirby Puckett and Tony Gwynn were the same person…
To be fair, they’re both as alive as OceansGate passengers.
Ah, ok, I see my mistake; when you typed “Kirby Puckett” in the original post, I assumed you meant Kirby Puckett, not Tony Gwynn,
I realized my mistake but I just rode that sweet, sweet wave.
You did the right thing.
“Never, ever, ever admit you made a mistake.” – the captain of the Titan submersible
Trump family motto
“I’m all out of love, and some more important things…”
“I’m so lost without, well, sonar and whatnot…”
Fucks Given Today – nil
Fucks Expected Tomorrow – nil
Goddamned piece of shit summer months
I have 6 day job days and 2 shifts at the resto left until 10 days off.
We will be visiting such hot spots as Great Falls, Mt, Bismarck, ND, and Manitoba. Followed by a sweet 15 hour drive home. Oh, and it’s the whole fam for a week with my parents.
Nawt relaxing.
The falls at Great Falls aren’t all that great, but you must not miss the Sip and Dip Lounge, they have mermaids! Excuse the bad picture quality, I was quite inebriated
This is what’s used to steer these submersibles.
“Works for me!” – Kyler Murray
Good for Tyreek; he progressed from beating up a girl to beating up a guy.
All credit to him-he’s working his way thru the rainbow spectrum, proving that all have the right to be punched in the eye, thrown down a staircase, pushed out of a moving car, threatened with a knife or kicked in the shin. I don’t like his methodology but I admire his consistency.
Every Sportscast These Days: [during the ad break] “BET ON EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME! IT’S SO COOL!”
The Shield: “Don’t bet on NFL games. That’s not cool.” [rakes in hundreds of millions of dollars in ad revenue from betting sites]
Players: “I sense a disconnect in the force.”
/reminds me of the ending of my fave Ren and Stimpy episode
//just replace “History Eraser Button” with “Don’t Bet on Football Button” and it’s all perfectly clear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRIgHjjPbvg&ab_channel=spyboylfn
Every. Year. for the past 20 has had NBA “experts” jizzing themselves about “the next LeBron.”
Anthony Davis
Karl-Anthony Towns
Kyrie Earthisntreal
Ben Simmons
Cade Cunningham
Those are the guys I can think of just in the last decade, and I don’t give shit about the NBA or it’s Draft. Unless this Wembanaya guy literally parachutes out of a Marine Osprey, I won’t be impressed.
Womb Banana?
Him too!
I’m calling him Handbanana from now on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqurxi4PPIo&ab_channel=StudioDudeShed
Can’t you just take a submersible back to Brooklyn?
https://twitter.com/unfortunatalie/status/1671468755413499916?s=20
#harshbutfair
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/37893030/former-steelers-lb-clark-haggans-dies-age-46
This sucks. Haggans was an overlooked master of LeBeau’s 3-4.
If it helps, Merle Haggard is also dead.
And was a fellow master of LeBeau’s 3-4.
According to a very recent google search that I became aware of, porn star Alexis Malone from Pittsburgh is the most overlooked master of the 6-9.
/she ranks 20th among porn artisans born in Pittsburgh according to a recent (wait for it) pole.
Alanis Morissette is a porn star? Can I download?
You oughta know
And be sure to keep your Hands Clean.
Apparently she will go down on you in a theatre.
Any relation to Sam Malone?
That sucks.
That’s way too young
None of us would be saying that if it had been Ted Cruz.
I know, right?
–Corey Chase