Your Very First Monday Nighter of the Season Open Thread

Only 18 more of these to go and yes, they will go by quickly. By the last one you’ll be making New Year’s resolutions and wondering why you didn’t do that thing in 2023 that you swore you would. [shakes head] You never learn…

Silly Tidbits:

-Bryce Young will be starting again next week, a time when usually the staff is trying to separate the wheat from the chaff at the bottom of each positional depth chart. He does need the reps but if he gets injured or even limps once, hellfire will rain on Reich’s head. Bryce’s o-line is doing him no favors-PFF says that he’s being pressured 46% of the time he drops to pass.

-Gronk said something about, ‘the only guy that could make me play again is Daboll’. (he also said he is washed) So of course the shitty beat reporters run over to Daboll and ask if Gronk is coming on board. Most of them have also mentioned that the Giants are hard up against the cap. There’s no money. God, I hate this shit so much some days.

-There’s oohing and aahing going on in Cowboys camp about 2nd year guy Jake Ferguson. DAK! has stated that he’s a playmaker ready to make the next step and feast on the Giants secondary for the whole of his career. Just. Great.

To the Game!

Ravens/Commandos:

-I wanted to write Bal/Was but to my fourteen year-old brain it reminded me too much of Ball Washers. So here we are.

-Remember this from the last few preseasons?: The Ravens are on a 24 game win streak. Hey, their shitty players at the end of the bench are better than yours. Harbaugh ain’t care at all about that-he’s not dressing Lamar or Pro Bowler Hundley. In their stead will be Old Unreliable Josh Johnson and 2nd year barely known Anthony Brown.

-On t’udder side of the field Sam Howell should/better get some run given that he has all of one NFL tilt in his chamber.

Enjoy tonight’s offering.