A gloriously full night slate this week. Let’s just pretend last Saturday never happened, ok?
Ballsy: SO HAPPY to see the Cougettes on tonight’s banner picture! Let’s get on it! (Phrasing!)
Arkansas (+18) at LSU (7:00, ESPN)
Is there value to be had with Pig Sooey here? I’d say yes, as Hippo is reticent to believe Brian Kelly (who killed a kid, y’all may recall) has sorted all his bayou issues just quite yet.
Ballsy: Hippo has asked me to write a 20 Questions post on what this young lady is looking at. Any suggestions?
Oregon State (-2.5) at Washington State (7:00, Fox)
Game of the weekend, from a footballing AND pervert standpoint. Niiiiiiiice Beaver gets the road favoUrite status in the Battle for the PAC-2 Title, but I’m feeling (giggety) Cougette-y.
Ballsy: All Day Every Day I’m picking the second girl from the right in the banner picture. God knows what diseases I’d pick up but you only live once dammit.
On a separate topic, have y’all heard about the proposal to add relegation/promotion in college football via a PAC 2/Mountain West merger?? I would LOVE for that to happen!
Hippo: Holy cats, I agree on both counts.
tOhio State (-3.5) at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)
Will Hippo be the only American to watch zero minutes and zero seconds of this? FUCK OFF, media- and your ded silence as to the absolutely cowardly schedule that the Fluffed Irish play.
Ballsy: I’d watch just to see if the OSU with the non-sexual nickname can beat the absolute shit out of the Irish. Also this:
Iowa (+14.5) at Paedo State (7:30, CBS)
I absolutely expect Team Cornpone to both (i) cover; and (ii) get shut out here.
Ballsy: Dare I look for cheerleaders for either team? How many pages of Google results will I have to scroll through to find a good pic?
I take it back. Damn, Iowa! First result!
Southern California (-34) at Arizona State (10:30, Fox)
Absolutely not advocating y’all watch this, just a shameless plea for Balls to find MOAR Song Girl pics.
Ballsy: I aim to please.
UC-Berkeley (+21) at Wasington (10:30, ESPN)
This is the REAL Tweaker Picture, for the insomnia inclined. U-Dub needs no extenze for its Mighty Penix!
Ballsy: Cal should be relegated
Here’s my other neighbor’s daughter. She likes to come over and watch TV:
Does she like movies as well?
Documentaries?
I need ASU to win this. Fresno State shut them out last week, so this is really important.
Oh, and Fresno State just won their 14th game straight going back to last season.
I have bad news for you.
That Army recruiting ad in the USC game was psychopathic.
Fuckin Aloha boys.
Are you on terra firma?
Yessir, there will be no need for avenging!
The cheerleader normally only looks up like that when her mouth is full.
Welp.
Arizona State Porno Squad more like it (because they all do porn movies)
Based on these desperate commercials, I predict BMO Bank (or “Beemo” as they keep pushing) will go under within the next two years just like Washington Mutual, which did the exact same thing. Get as much poor people’s cash as possible to cover impossible loans they already know about, then leave the ashes to the FDIC.
Never invoke Art Briles when asking rhetorically, “What would (he) do?”
Here’s my neighbor’s daughter. She comes over to swim in the pool.
uh-huh…
Call me and you can come over too. KLondike-555
Gah it just keeps ringing and ringing, when are you going to get an answering service like the rest of us!
Does she have any hot friends?
Yes, a bunch. They come over and swim too.
Alright, blax.
“he’s running with intentionality!”
Dead Conference Walking After Dark and F1 simultaneously.
I did a big brothers big sisters event thing tonight. One of the big donors is the obnoxious radio ad used car salesman guy — have you guys heard of “for the people”?
Good dude. Generous. Also totally funny.
Just how Sparky drew that up.
Notre Dame is so awful, THE is the easy choice.
https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1705795535708545485
Close the internet, because that will never be beaten.
Yeah, that’s amazing.
[feels unappreciated due to all the times it did carry Notre Dame] – the BCS ranking system
My desktop, right now:
(glares angrily)
-Bill Parcells
Ichiban!
Tried calling you at Klondike-555 but no answer?
It works perfectly and has a real, unlisted number. It’s the most basic land-line plan; costs $7/month (with $45/month in taxes and fees).
“Well, I would have warned DC about Pearl Harbor, but the beer and spilled and soaked through the wires, so the phone wasn’t working.”
ASU should be allowed to have Jake Plummer at QB for this game.
They can play Pat Tillman.
I am on a plane. If it goes down in the ocean, avenge my death. AVENGE ME.
Shouldn’t be necessary, as long as you aren’t leading a treasonous mercenary group in Russia. You aren’t leading a treasonous mercenary group in Russia, are you?
Dok has her private army…
Let’s not ask questions we don’t want the answer to.
We’ll kick the sea’s ass!
A pox on you for making me post a family guy meme
Remember, your seat cushion is a flotation device.
/Pisses in ocean from low tide line
He would have wanted it this way.
To celebrate IU winning in quadruple overtime, here’s some IG from IU women’s basketball player syndey Parrish, currently my second favorite person named Sydney on the planet
Whoa!!
I know right?
OMG
I would let her score on me.
Because I’m 54, kinda slow, my knees hurt, and I really don’t have any say in the matter.
Snow sent me a 13% beer and it is going down easier than Nancy Reagan after a couple of cocktails and the promise of a supporting role in a movie that everyone but her knows will never be made.
If you like beer, and you find this, buy it immediately
OK, not you.
For the record, that’s NAWT what I meant, but this made me chuckle.
yes sir will do
USC just went for it on 4th and 7 and threw a 50 yard TD pass? That’s disrespecc
That, my invisible friend, is ASU.
It’s like a mail order degree you soaked in alcohol.
(I have a dear friend who got a degree from ASU and she will 100% back me up on this)
JaguarGator9 is an unabashed ASU alumn, and he’s cognizant as well.
Is she single?
Not anymore, but for a while she was an absolute legend.
Then she’s dead to me.