A medical appointment and getting caught up at work means this post will be shoddier than usual. Enjoy the (shortened) ride.
Gah! Just gah! This game is not going to be pretty.
Silly Tidbits:
-Thanks to BFC for pointing this out to me. The Bears cut Nathan Peterman only to sign him again the next day. Bears front office playing 9th dimensional chess with other teams in the league? Nope, you guessed it, they screwed up. A beat writer has claimed that they needed to open a spot for a practice squad fella on another team but it didn’t happen. Embarrassing silliness aside, one could make the tired point that crappy qb’s just get recycled constantly. (I’ve said it before many times) But no, the fact is that NATHAN PETERMAN WILL NOT BE DENIED HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE QUARTERBACK ON THE SCOUT TEAM. THIS IS HIS DESTINY! Spotrac tells me he’s made about 7 million coins since being drafted-it’s a good job if you can get it.
-Burrow is still day-to-day and so is Redshirt.
-Cam Akers heads to the Vikes. The Mattison Era lasted a mere two weeks, though coaches say they still love their ex-president.
To The Game!
-The spread is 10.5.
-These teams have played 34 times in the regular season and they are tied at 17 wins apiece. So I guess the deciding factor would be playoff wins, correct? Uh, they’re tied at 4 wins each.
-Aiyuk is out and fantasy blabbers either say, 1.) Kittle going to have himself a day! or 2.) They have so many weapons it’s anyone’s guess.
-Danny Dimes rushing prop bet is in the area of 37.5 to 39.5. I think he’ll reach that just scrambling for his life, never mind designed runs.
-The only weakness of the Niners D seems to be longer passes outside the hashmarks-look for a few shot plays to Slayton and rookie Julian Hyatt.
-But really, with Saquon out and two starters on a below average o-line sitting out, this might be over as soon as San Franny gets up by two scores.
Poop.
Don T makes it big.
https://twitter.com/TrumpLatinos24/status/1705211885405040790
“And some, I assume, are good people.”
I assume at some point there’s a “making it rain” scene with rolls of paper towels?
Sexy Friday starts early!
https://twitter.com/NFLonPrime/status/1705072165022769478
OK. This makes me like him even more.
I don’t mind the bad football games, but the commercials during football games seem to be set on a different planet than I live on.
Just looked at Sundays late slate
Chicago @ Kansas City
Carolina @ Seattle
Dallas @ Arizona
I might actually shit done around the house.
Hey, it’s our job to shit all over the place.
–Da Bears
Waller garbage thyme plz
I can get behind this
So what is this thing you are talking about watching? I love Hippo-speak but in English this time por favor.
get the daily danny derp outta the way so we can wrap this one up
[yakko warner voice]
*blows kiss* gooooodnight, everybody!
Another Harvard man!
It’s one thing to have a ‘high pressure’ defense that attacks at the wrong points. It’s quite another thing to have a high pressure defense that succeeds and then can’t tackle at the point of attack.
What I’m trying to say is that I hate everything. Good night.
Was it the goat curry?
Deebo Samuel breaking tackles, yards after contact, and ribs.
Gumby has him on his fantasy team, he is happy!
On my team too, and I am happy!
Bengals up against nightmare situation at quarterback (msn.com)
Well I gotta get some rest. I think I just became the Bengals backup QB.
I dunno it seems like a pretty easy job
I’m willing to facilitate a Nathan Peterman trade.
I’m not sure it’s going go to work but I’m going to eat some goat curry from FireCaribbean Restaurant in Sudbury for good luck.
Go on, goat is delish.
Good luck. We hardly knew ye.
Daboll getting feisty with the refs.
My favorite flashlight:
My second favorite flashlight:
Here are some stamps I own. For my corporation I have to keep certain paper bills filed so I like to stamp them PAID. For the rare paper checks (cheques) I receive, I photo deposit them on my phone, then I stamp them DEPOSITED, then I let them sit on a desk for three days, then I shred them.
But boy do I love stamping things. It’s pretty cool.
That was my favorite thing when I was a postal clerk. We had racks of weird old ones.
Lovely collection, Brick. Thanks for sharing.
Way more where that came from. I’m a collector, but most definitely not a hoarder. All my stuff is indexed and re-sellable. Plus it all makes sense.
I have that!!
In Commonwealth countries this is called a “torch.”
“One turnover, that’s all I ask.”
-Giants fans/Andy Reid staring thru the window of his local bakery after closing
I count one, two, three, four missed tackles on that Deebo catch. Ha, ha, ha.
DANIEL JONES
used DIG.
It’s not very effective…
Parris Campbell has bought a small book store. She’s decided to publish James Joyce’s Ulysses, against her father’s advice.
ah, i see this game was written before the strike
What a devastating headline. If Watson had a soul, this would surely eat at it.
https://www.cleveland.com/sports/2023/09/if-browns-quarterback-deshaun-watson-cant-play-like-a-star-can-he-at-least-play-like-baker-mayfield.html
If I was on a team, I’d have a reserve DL destroy him on a late hit and pay for his lost salary on any ensuing fine or suspension.
but if he stays heathy, the he and the browns keep losing
i dropped the L, watson picked it up
Ouch
Ryan Fitzpatrick’s hipster schtick is wearing kind of thin.
He’s no Dan Haggerty that’s for sure (who famously set his beard on fire)
https://youtu.be/kR3nDZ2pzDM?si=iRLBcaXtUP7drKrt
TBF it was soaked in gin at the time
We’ve reached the point where he’s starting to believe his own crap. Its all downhill from here.
-The Jamaican Bobsled team, talking about their coach
He knows he has a very limited window to cash in and then the money train derails. I’m all for it. As would Jalen Ramsey.
Did Herb just say that last unneccessary roughness penalty was unneccessary? My brain hurts, I need to soothe it with some indica.
I get it now. The Giants are honoring the Houston 500s inaugural season all year.
The who?
Just fucking taking it.
Waller clean sheet avoided!
Shouldn’t you be sleeping?
Fixture is too close
gints now averaging 1.0 PPG in the 1st half of games this season. progress!
2.0 PPG!
Everyone’s having a great time!
Especially Luca
I meant especially the guy strangling Luca
Comes with a free row boat!
Brian Daboll is channeling his inner Dick Jauron this so far this season.
So, reverse of last week for the Jints? A cromulent 1st half followed by an ass-blasting 2nd that even the bears in the Tenderloin would be aghast at?
15 yards for not defying gravity and/or being too heavy
“Hey, saw you on the line of scrimmage in San Fran around 9pm (your time), you were heading north and I was heading south straight into you. You gave me a little juke and I never saw you again.”
-excerpt from Village Voice’s “Missed Tackles”
I wish there was some way of letting the NFL know what we’ve switched the channel to when we leave the game. Right now it’s “The Ultimatum”, but later on it will be Riverdale.
Ok, so now Deebo is a shoe in for the setter for Mens Vball?
Also is Ronnie Bell part of Bell Biv Devoe?
The game that taught kids how to be complete assholes to their friends.
“I feel like they should re-shape those stars a bit.”
-N. Bosa
Before you know it, you’ll be fingering each other’s girlfriends!
We should get Alex DeMote to do a reboot of this game and call it “Canada”.
This is my dad favorite game. You are absolutely correct.
As a Terrell Davis homer, enjoying this “one cut” running.
over/under number of passes by purdy that goes through the air over 15 yards
1.5
UNDER
[holds envelope to forehead]
“Where in relation to the table can Lowratio be found?”
Game over.
Dimebag is going to get his brains spilled all over that field.
feel like the space bar needs to be at least 10 ft long
Wink directing all his pressure up the middle so pass and run plays by Niners are focused on the outside. Duh.
Is Parris Campbell-
a.) A wide receiver that has never lived up to his potential due to injuries and inconsistent playing time?
b.) The rich widow from The Hampshires recently de-camped from pre-civil war Spain? D.H. Laurence is insisting that she have an affair with the pool boy but she’s arguing that she already knows that sex can’t fill the void within her. Laurence is really pissed that she refuses to be written like that but Parris is holding her ground while angrily smoking a cigarette.
C.) Where was I?
— spoken to the blood-splattered entrails of someone who won’t be missed
This was one hell of a game. You used ball bearings to shoot down the opponent’s plane. The dog accidentally ate a bunch and then shit them out. So . . . we fed her a few because we wanted to see it happen again.
This is the most eye-gougingly insane thing I have ever seen.
Like, they should literally call it “You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out: The Game”.
It was fantastic. It’s $399 on eBay. I might buy it. I can play it on the streets after I get kicked out of the house.
I’m told Cannanadi(u)ns will find this amusing.
I’m nout Canandiaun, thouguh.
You like hockey, you good.
/please start capitalizing the U’s
MUy aUpoUloUgiUeUs
The place is fucking embarrassing but Murray Edwards the owner of the Flames just grifted the fuck out of the provincial government. It is infuriating. I am all for sports but public funds get fucked. FUUUCCKKKK.