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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Türkiye Euro 24 Preview

Senor Weaselo

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Yeah, I figure I should probably do that before the Euros start.

This has once again been Senor Weaselo’s preview of the Turkish lesser footy team. Naturally, I’ll be rooting for Portugal, Czechia, and Georgia in that group.

Okay, news!

-500s extend WR Nico Collins, 3 years, $72.75M, $52M guaranteed.

-Vikes re-sign G Dalton Risner to a one-year deal.

And now, sports:

Definitely not Mika Zibanejad making costly turnovers in overtime:
Weastern Conference Finals, Game 4: Dallas Sports Streak vs. “Oh, save me, McJebus!” (DAL vs. EDM, Stars lead 2-1, 8:30, TNT)

No. No basketball later. Suck it Pacers (though I feel dirty about the Celtics winning too).… Wait, there’s WNBA action? Okay fine.
Quicksilver vs. Oxidized Copper (PHX vs. NYL, 7:00, CBSSN)

Obligatorily cursing out Amazon Prime:
PAY JUAN SOTO vs. SELL THE TEAM, ARTE (NYY vs. LAA, 9:35, Amazon Prime)

And there’s lesser, lesser, much lesser footy (MLS) on Apple TV and FS1, but who really cares about that?

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Brick Meathook

Las Vegas, Nevada
36,000 ft

https://ibb.co/pXkCDd5

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Brick Meathook

My in-flight movie: “Raging Bull” (1980)

I’m ready to beat the shit out of the other passengers.

https://ibb.co/jhLdbL7

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BeefReeferLives

CANZONE!!!comment image?1593702885

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Brick Meathook

Over South Dakota:

https://ibb.co/fYCwBT1

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SonOfSpam

Can see Kristi Noem’s dead dog if you squint.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Alaska by sea, just to north of Katchikan
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SonOfSpam

SELL THE TEAM, ARTE

Thank you, feel seen

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litre_cola

Because all the Spam t-shirts aren’t easily noticeable.

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SonOfSpam

TRUE. No idea where anyone is, Pennywise.

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Dunstan

THESE DALLAS STARS, I CALL THEM HORATIO, BECAUSE THEY JUST GOT FUCKED BY A SHORTY

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SonOfSpam

Ugh, I hate Jarome Iginla.

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Brick Meathook

An almost empty container of Tide Pods
Arlington Virginia

I’m gonna submit this to a bunch of photo contests under various assumed and artsy names and see how the chips fall. I may even claim it’s a posthumous submission, which is gold with the judges. They love that shit.

https://ibb.co/YQfHHB0

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Dunstan

May I suggest the title “The Last Supper”?

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herodotus450

You’ve got the Charlottesville vote locked up, they love taking care of a load of Whites.

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BeefReeferLives

& leaky tiki torches can leave such unsightly stains!!

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BeefReeferLives

Back from wonderful vacationland (Boo!)

Was looking over the request line (nice req’s, yinz all)

Was the puzzle song Rush’s “Roll Them Bones”, as requested by 2Pak? Didn’t see the answer.

(has 100 saxophones in the lyrics)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

well done.

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BeefReeferLives

Woo! Thanks for letting me know.

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Mr. Ayo

DAL-EDM trying to go banana cakes early

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rockingdog

[takes a rip from the bong]

why would i recuse simply because of a flag? what is a flag other than a bit of fabric? where does one piece of fabric end and the fabric of the universe begin? who am i to know and who are you to tell me

LoL

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Dunstan

“Look, my wife is an independent person with rights and autonomy, I can’t tell her to take down a flag on our property just because it supports insurrection!”

Oh, ok, well, my wife would like to control her own body.

“Lol, no.”

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BeefReeferLives

Oh SNAP!

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BeefReeferLives

\passes the bong to C. Thomas who takes a blast and then continues

“Like, yeah man, it’s, like, a flag with a TREE on it, man. Why do y’all hate trees so much? What’s wrong with TREES, man???”

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Dunstan

Thomas passes the bong to Barrett, who grimaces and says “dude, is this a pubic hair you left on here?”

Kavanaugh laughs hysterically and high-fives Thomas.

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King Hippo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck Fredbird and his fellow MAGA assholes

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Brick Meathook

Milwaukee

https://ibb.co/xYDmHwT

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Milwaukee has had its share of visitors.

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Brick Meathook

I flew over it.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dammit, Brick

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WCS

It’s Algonquin, “the good land.”

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ArmedandHammered

Gumbygirl, hopefully the image will come through, but there is soon to be a stream of classic cartoons including Johnny Quest, the Real Ghost busters.

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ArmedandHammered

Sorry, very, very gargoyled.

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Gumbygirl

I can read it. What that channel needs is some Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, and then it would be perfection! Sadly I won’t get to see it, Youtube TV doesn’t carry MeTV.

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ArmedandHammered

It does not start for awhile and is ad supported, so it may be a free streamer.

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BeefReeferLives

Cool! Thanks for sharing!

“Remember Alf? He’s back, in animated series form”

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BeefReeferLives

Goddamn worthless-ass “says gif but not really image”

Take 2: comment image

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ArmedandHammered

Really looking forward to the original Scooby Doo, The Real Ghostbusters, and uncut cartoons.

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ArmedandHammered

Oh, and Freakazoid.

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Gumbygirl

I’m late tonight. I was singing the Top Cat song to my boy Henry today, as one does! 🎶 He’s the top, he’s the tip, he’s the championship- he’s the most tip-top, Top Cat!🎵

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fleshwound_NPG

i aint no expert on juries (criminology degree be damned) but what it do know, today they wrapped up that one trial…and nick castellanos hit a home run

make of that what you will

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King Hippo

The #BFIB are back up to .500! I can finally start selling my Fredbird-branded jorts collection.

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