Sexy Friday – 20240621

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Survival – Personal Edition

Heading out to the bar this evening? Here’s a fun little game to get some free beers. I’m not responsible for any black eyes.

• Identify a group of bros drinking together. You want them a little tipsy, but not drunk. Again, black eye disclaimer.
• Sidle up to them, make some small talk, then propose the challenge: You can drink three (3) beers before they can drink one (1) shot. The type of shot is not at all important.
• Wait for them to pick or goad or guilt which one of the group will accept the challenge.
• Once decided, ask them to set the bet price. Once they put up a number, tell them that’s cute, but you’d prefer a real wager to induce them to bet more.
• Lay out the rules. You have to drink three (3) beers before they drink one (1) shot. You get a one (1) beer head start. Finally, each participant cannot touch the others glasses. Make sure your mark understands and can repeat the rules back to you.
• At this time, each of you need to put your wager in cash on the bar. You may need to grab and dash. Again, black eye disclaimer.
• Order the drinks. While the drinks are being prepped and served, hem and haw and try to act like you may have over promised. The goal here is for your mark to get more confident and raise the wager again.
• Now drink your first beer. Take your time here, joke around, and remind the mark there’s no time limit, and that this is part of your plan.
• Once your finish your first beer, place the glass upside down over their shot glass. Per the rules, they can’t touch your glass so you’ve won. Drink your two (2) remaining beers, then pocket the money.
• Be gracious in victory! Once finished, remove your glass so they can have their shot. Then offer to buy a round for the group out of your winnings. Again, black eye disclaimer.

Hopefully you just made some new bar friends, got some free beer, and avoided the ER for your actions.

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Survival – Species Edition

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