Your “Uhh…Go Mets?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL notes:

  • Due to Unsportsmanlike Conduct calls being up 220% this year over last (HAIL BLEERGH!),  the League is going to provide teams and officials with “clarification” of what the rule means. Hopefully, this leads to Jeff Triplette trying to describe the “Hingle McCringleberry”.
    • According to Dean Blandino, NFL VP of officiating,

[t]he key is if it’s a gesture that either mimics a violent act — that’s something with a firearm or a bow and arrow — or a sexually suggestive act, those are unsportsmanlike conduct. That’s … something that officials will flag.

  • Injury report:
    • Carson Palmer has been ruled out for Thursday’s game. That means it’s the Drew Stanton show!
    • Cam Newton didn’t practice Wednesday morning.
    • Devon Still has been placed on IR by the Texans. He had been a starter all year.
      • BTW, Leah Still is still in remission. Yay!
    • Dez Bryant is still not practicing.
  • Dallas police have determined that Aqib Talib shot himself in the leg. In other news: water is wet.
  • This week’s Crimebeat! will no doubt include Todd Marinovich, who has been charged with trespassing, public nudity, and possessing methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia.

This can’t be good.

Aggravating aggregator Bleacher Report has a story about how Trump is somehow having a pernicious influence inside some NFL locker rooms.

Not helping matters is people like Rex Ryan publicly coming out in support of Trump and players seething about it. The anthem protests appear to be the canary in the coalmine of locker room dissension.

Segments like this below probably don’t help, and is also noteworthy because he was the only white player willing to have his name used in the article:

Ryan declined to comment, but at least one white Buffalo player—Richie Incognito, the offensive lineman notorious for a bullying scandal that included racial slurs and who has now become a force in the Bills clubhouse—insists that Trump’s winning message has resonated with NFL players like him.

That’s how you build team chemistry, folks.

Finally, GRONK! has had it “up to here” with complaints about your fantasy league team. He’s even getting hit up by former players:

Let’s ask his owner

Oh. Never mind.


I have absolute confidence in the depravity of modern Blue Jays Bro-fans. These are your typical bandwagoneers, much like Seahawks fans that can only name players from 2012 forward, but with a Capital City sense of entitlement. Imagine if the Yankees were the lead story on every major sports, news and entertainment channel in every major US city. That’s what it’s like watching Canadian TV when a Toronto team does well. If the minor league team I work for wasn’t affiliated with them, I’d have no interest in the Blue Jays. But at least I can name the ones who started their careers in Vancouver, way-down the minor league roster.

God fucking help us if the Leafs ever become good.

Maybe ask this guy for his whereabouts.
Maybe ask this guy for his whereabouts.

Deadspin reports allegations of racial slurs being used. Me personally, I don’t think it was racist racial slurs, but the acknowledged screams of “Go back to your country!” in Toronto-speak means “Yankee Go Home!” They weren’t yelling it at a Korean kid but a player in an American city’s uniform. Reminder: the Blue Jays are advertised as “Canada’s Team”, yet (at most) three players on the active roster are from The Home and Native Land.

Admittedly, I’m not much of one to talk – my city rioted after losing the 2011 Stanley Cup. That multicultural affair occurred not in the impoverished part of the city where it should have, due to the economic inequality, but the downtown core where all the not-poor people were hanging out. I was at that game, and left in the direction of the Downtown East Side, because I knew there’d be less trouble (and, also, open bars to wile away my time). Much like last night in Toronto, that wasn’t social upheaval but simply assholes thinking they have a free pass.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB Playoff: Giants at Mets – 8:00 PM | ESPN/Sportsnet
  • College Football: Georgia Southern at Arkansas State – 8:00 PM | ESPN2/TSN3
  • NBA Preseason: Raptors at Clippers – 10:30 PM | TSN

If I can just get through tomorrow, I’ve got the Thursday night game, all-day MLB playoffs Friday, and then a three-day weekend due to Canadian Thanksgiving. I REGRET NOTHING!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Unsurprised

Westworld was fantastic, and creepy as all Hell

Unsurprised

This reminds me of someone.

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

So weird to see Jimmy Garoppolo as a blonde.

Don T

Yes Man, bully, and bullshitter. Damn, he’s winderful.

Unsurprised

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Unsurprised

I’m watching one of Tom Segura’s specials and for as many times as I’ve seen and listened to this on Spotify to where I can recite it almost verbatim, it’s still stupidly funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH7u63FSa8Y

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
JerBear50

#Bert is fat

Don T

Saw the Larry Sanders Show for the 1st time today. Man, Rip Torn! “The six stages of healing after divorce: shock, denial, fear, booze, boners… ? Acceptance.” Killer, killer stuff.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have that saved in youtube links form somewhere I should rewatch again eventually unless it is gone now.

JerBear50

Oh man, that whole series is top notch. Watch it when you get the chance.

ALXMAC
Mr. Ayo

A most excellent and correct post.

ALXMAC
Gratliff

And now that Duckman clips is reminding me of Cornfed, I’m reminded of the glory that was the first Max Payne. Down the youtube rabbit hole I go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2G1wpekTUI

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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ALXMAC

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ALXMAC
Sill Bimmons

“God’s not going to punish you, you’re an atheist!”

So says that unbelievably stupid fucking Amazon teevee show ad.

I just can’t…I just can’t even…

Gratliff

As an atheist, it seems correct. On the other hand, why isn’t Woody Allen dead yet?

Senor Weaselo
Gratliff

This is a fun video to look through and see who’s dead already and who will be very soon.

Senor Weaselo

In a wide enough frame of “very soon,” they all will be!

Wow that was dark.

Sill Bimmons

How to pronounce “Shiitake”

SHEE EE TAH KAY

Sill Bimmons

Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf de Pape
I’m fine like wine when I start to rap
We need body rockin perfection
Let me hear some action from the back section

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I owe lip biting and some boobs for my last two posts. You guys were on a roll.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/9a18d42003a3aea6938634aec64bb1be/tumblr_oei8esRWy71v6gnqao1_1280.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cramp!!!!!
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

On last complaint about today and how living at home at one parents house and a couple blocks from the other sucks balls and I need to move out and live on minimum wage again. First thing my mom talked about post surgery, I am ok. The second thing my mom talked about today after surgery was how I have to take care of someone elses cat for her for a few days in a week. This was unrelated to the surgery, she saved it up because she knows I don’t like cats for the most part (I like a few of them) and waited til I had to say yes, she is going to a reunion for 6 days. I am also really allergic to them so I try to avoid them in general, she added that as a caveat in question form at the end like she didn’t know me for the last of my entire life.

Unsurprised

Just say no. It’s not like she can kick your ass

Unsurprised

Real talk: Third party’s planning problem isn’t your goddamn crisis. Let her board the fucking thing or have someone else take care of it.

Not your cat, not your problem.

Don T

Hope everything works out. My mother would’ve retorted with a leaflet
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Sharkbait

10 more minutes until I can get the fuck out of here.

Again. Fuck tennis.

ALXMAC

My father grew up in La Puente, CA. Marv Marinovich was his HS PE teacher.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not everything has to be so revealing. Tell me the beauty and taste here doesn’t divert you blood flow….?
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ALXMAC

Won’t get fooled again, ya 2nd life bastards!!

ALXMAC
herodotus450

Naw, according to some Australians it’s melly, rhymes with kelly.

ALXMAC

Well they (and my co-worker here in KS) are wrong. This isn’t colloquialisms; it’s modern English.

Sill Bimmons

MAY LEH AAY

Senor Weaselo
Gratliff

As a person who spends extensive time raiding in MMORPG type things, you can not understand my hatred towards people who pronounce it “Me-Lee”

Unsurprised

Just being the elitist asshole I am, I already want to kill them just from you saying this.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

No matter what kind of ass you like…curved and meaty or straight an bony….this photo has an ass for everyone. Don’t you think?
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Sharkbait

Wee Baby Seamus 2016! Asses for all!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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