So, unfortunately, Senorita Weaselo was sick this weekend, meaning we couldn’t go see Gil Shaham play Mendelssohn with the Phil. Which sucks. Because he’s fantastic.
Fun story! Actually two. Story 1: When I was a lad my youth orchestra went to go see him play I don’t remember what. Anyway, we got to do a Q&A with him afterwards, and I remember asking, “How many violins do you own?” His response: “Almost one!” (The violin was on long-term loan. Eventually it got taken back, much to everyone’s chagrin and annoyance.) Story 2: When I was a senior at college he came to play a concert and also give a masterclass. Unfortunately I wasn’t picked for the masterclass (partially because it was the day after my final Master’s audition), but afterwards there was the usual wander and stick around, and I had been listening to his version of the Prokofiev Sonata that I had been playing. So I asked about the fingering he did in that section you may hear in the movement I posted (the scherzo), because I had just said “fuck it” and did it all in position. Which he tried and said, “You know what? That works, I might use it.” So I can die happy now.
Anyway, yeah, we missed the concert, which sucked. Anyway, here’s the news!
-Well, we got all the fallouts from the trades, and ownership changes, and all that.
-Giants OT Andrew Thomas is out for the year (Lisfranc).
Okay, what’s on tonight?
Well, there’s still playoff dirtball:
Brooklyn vs. Queens (NLCS Game 3, LAD vs. NYM, series tied 1-1) (8:00, FS1)
There’s playoff (women’s) roundball rock:
WNBA Finals: How many Finals can they lose? vs. SERPENTINE! (NYL vs. MIN, 8:00, ESPN)
Iceball:
Swordslugs vs. Icebirds (BUF vs. PIT, 7:00, TNT)
Ratfuck King vs. BRING BACK THE NORDIQUES! (BOS vs. COL, 9:30, TNT)
Meanwhile, I’ll be playing a faculty concert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSFIREkIgU
This was yesterday.
Goalie goal!
Traveling to a new country is like doing acid. The root vegetables make things not the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBxYpOEoLcM
Did I just see a commercial for a new Meta product that looks a hell of a lot like Google Glass?
“Hey, remember that thing Google brought out a few years ago, that you all thought was creepy? Well, guess what!”
If it’s the ray-bans those have been around for a few years
https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/befd93f0-d3a5-45d7-a348-39b086f73b3d/gif
Now available in insta-doxx!
https://www.theverge.com/2024/10/2/24260262/ray-ban-meta-smart-glasses-doxxing-privacy
https://youtu.be/lkbP5OPQhdQ
Following up on the Simpsons decision, man, fuck the Nebraska Secretary of State and AG. Per Justia:
From the decision:
While I would totally use that power for good and not evil, I don’t trust other people. Other people suck.
If other people didn’t suck we wouldn’t need laws in the first place, anarchy would just work
I officially like my new job, a little over one month in and I’m working on super interesting stuff
That’s fantastic.
I’m so happy for you! I knew you would find something good. Your new employers are no doubt thanking their lucky stars they hired you!
I gotta get confident, stupid. My self-image sucks.
Not sure how to do that myself. I know my father’s tack of beating us every time he perceived something wrong did not install self-confidence for some reason. He even admitted that “I tried to beat some self-confidence in them, but it didn’t seem to work”. When you find the trick let me know so I can pass it on to the boy.
Oh boy, way too any bweers in me. i gotta be in good shape for tomorrow. seriously. pleas ehelp
this whoel thig sucks head
fuck
my dad was way goocl cool
Drink through it.
Drink UP, stupid!
Roer that. going to ge tore beers
Marchand is such a piece of shit.
My favorite song with a violin in it.
https://youtu.be/_5lX0eMI7Hw?si=Mxtd6DB55XS5f5lI
That’s a good one. I also love the violin in this
https://youtu.be/bpZvg_FjL3Q?si=XpQihot-TkjzmucZ
Also, fuck the Penguins. fuck pittsburgh. fuck me having to go and have to talk to people tomorrow.
Don’t call me at work.
Your are the first one on the list. What’s your nubmber again/
Hey, I found something relevant to the Cornblower and Deadly families:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1r77d7/the_dallas_cowboys/
(Fucking reddit links)
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Sidney Crosby > you
Of course the refs give them a power play.
Scripted entertainment.
NO ONE DENIES THIS
I have no idea how or why this happened, but the Nebraska Supreme Court apparently got so pissed at someone that they shot their claim down while citing Patty and Selma Bouvier as people who would know better.
https://twitter.com/MW_Royers/status/1846566538716873108/photo/1
A judge in Connecticut, Jon Blue, once cited Snoopy from ‘Peanuts’ fame, albeit I believe only in a footnote. I used to look for reasons to cite that case.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
I yearn for the day when you could to opposing counsel’s motion for hearing with Bart Scott CANT WAIT gif. And charge $875 for filing it.
/chambers’ doors fly open
HOW THE FUCK YA DOING, YOUR HONOR
From this morning’s thread:
I’m astonished that the cops showed up.
Swordslugs vs. Icebirds was wild. 5-5 and heading to OT.
Holy shit, these new/old ODU helmets rock.
https://twitter.com/SickosCommittee/status/1846707586340405545
Honestly, why do I have to talk to people? Can’t tey just I don’t know, take a picture inf ront of the casket, send it to me and say, “Having a great time! Wish you were here?”
You don’t. If there is one day you can tell people you don’t feel like talking, this would be the day.
Listen to your Balls.
That’s my favorite Roxette song
THANK you, couldn’t think of the band.
Is balls ownership transferable, like the house elves from Harry potter?
No, this is more like a Lowratio situation, where there is no ownership rights. Just governance rights if certain conditions are maintained.
Coincidentally, the first clause in both use the phrase “free range.”
Someone should make you a button that says “fuck off before you say hello”
How can I make that happen before tomorrow at 2 pm (EST)?
You could make squirm your dad’s acquaintances who tell you about all those times they meant to go see him but, hemm, you know… Just stare until they come up with concrete bullshit and condescend the hell outta them. Who says telenovelas are useless?
https://twitter.com/ClassicStrips/status/1846714974212641152
I don’t believe I’ve ever seen this one before, but holy shit did I do a spit take.
6 beetrs in, stay tuned, shit gonna go sideways. fucking how do i do 4 hours of talkign to people in the goddamn viewing tomorrow/
For all you Warhammer fans, especially this young lady.
WH40K, my bad.
If she gets through his entire time-share pitch, which is 9 innings long, without leaving she gets $10 million.
That’s the only possible explanation I have for this photo.
He promised her a Hermès bag.
Whoops, he actually said Heresy bad.
You guys (and I mean all guys) should read The Power. The (implied or explicit) threat of violence is an undercurrent in virtually every interaction.
So.. because of the implication?
I’m in the middle of a trial. Someday I will tell you the story, but that day cannot be today.
Tomorrow is a couple of witnesses, then charge, close, and pretend to read the news while actually staring at the same paragraph for two hours while hoping the jury comes back and tells me I’m pretty.
LET THEM FEAR THE JUSTICE OF THE STATE! FLAMETHROWERS AT DAWN YOU FUCKING SCUM!!!!!!!!!
I’m debating citing ‘Ancient Aliens’ in my closing, so this isn’t far off.
Have you tried the Phoenix Wright approach? Scream “OBJECTION!” and bang the table?
Bangin’ the table is a little too kinky for me. – J.D. Vance
https://variety.com/2024/music/news/liam-payne-dead-one-direction-1236180399/
Liam Payne went one direction and then many.
He went the Wrong Direction. Gravity 1, Liam Payne nil
The Story of His Life, Gravity Dragged Him Down.
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
Still undefeated…
I saw a couple Argentine accounts on Twitter that appeared to show the fall.
Not really something I wanted to see.
Payne’s are so hard to replace when they fall out of windows
There it is.
Or… Payne’s past their prime sometimes fall out of windows.
Like that guy, you should have stopped at the first floor
No, he stopped “on” the first floor.
His manager, yelling out the window “LIAM, WHEN I SUGGESTED A TRIBUTE TO CLAPTON THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT”
My daughter was big One Direction fan, (Niall Horne, who fortunately still walks the Earth), and she sent me this.
I replied
“Looks like the one direction Liam shouldn’t have gone in was…
/whips off sunglasses
…down!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
Anyway, apparently I’m a monster.
Your name is Horatio…
You know it’s a good day when a master of fingering decides to follow your tip.
Funny, usually my tip follows the fingering
wait, how do you fuck your own balls
Very, very gently.