Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Anyone got Halloween plans?

Thus far, not a soul has come to Apartment Weaselo, possibly because it’s the 18th floor, so it’ll be a quiet night. Well, after my gig. Which is not a Halloween gig to my knowledge. But it would be awesome if it was.

Now that I’m officially Professor Weaselo, I’d want to go as Professor Poopybutthole. Oooweee. But I don’t have a three-piece tweed suit, and I can’t imagine those would be cheap, and I also can’t imagine those costumes are lying around your local Spirit Halloween. Maybe Rick, Morty, and, I don’t know, Mr. Meeseeks? I don’t know, I don’t go to Spirit Halloween. (If you have to buy a Morty costume I’m judging you, you do what I did and buy a yellow T shirt from Old Navy for like $5 and accessorize.)

Okay, what else is going on?

ELITE purgatory for the Clots. You knew that Anthony Richardson would be a project, but you threw him in there, got him hurt in like 4 games last year, and then threw him back in there. That is not trusting whatever semblance of process there is. You know what else would help? Communication, like telling the offense about the change.

-Legatron needs more spark, to the IR (left knee). Two kickers have been signed to the practice squad, Riley Patterson and Spencer Shrader.

-Speaking of mocking my teams, Aaron Rodgers to Hot Ones for his new cayenne water! Okay, not yet, because why put Sean Evans to that, but also at the same time watching him vs. Da Bomb seems like the kind of thing that could be amusing to me. Or he taps out after, like, sauce 2 or 3. We’re talking DJ Khaled levels here.

-CrimeBeat! update: Jameson Williams now has a warrant out for his arrest. Y’know, I would hazard that he might need someone to sit him down and tell him to get his shit straightened out. For his sake, for all our sakes.

What’s on tonight?

Drag this back to LA… please? (Freddie Freeman’s terrorism of the other New York team that he hadn’t previously terrorized vs. “Hey, Judge got a hit!”) (World Series Game 5, LAD vs. NYY, Dodgers lead 3-1, 8:00, Fox)

Defeating Liberty, one week at a time vs. The atrocity of Big Red (Kennesaw State vs. Western Kentucky, 7:30, ESPN2)

Iceball
Chess Rivalry! N vs. K (VGK vs. LAK, 10:00, TNT)

NBA Action… even less cares!
Fuck ’em in general vs. Also fuck ’em, but especially Reggie and Tyrese. And especially Reggie! (BOS vs. IND, 7:00, ESPN)
Wemby and pals vs. Vichy Sonics (SAS vs. OKC, 9:30, ESPN)

Women’s Lesser Footy
Friendly: US vs. Argentina (7:00, TNT)
U17 World Cup: Potential Nuclear Kerfuffle Edition! (US vs. North Korea, 7:00, FS1)

Like last night, I’ll be at my gig and we’ll see if there’ll be a primal scream on the bandstand if someone in pinstripes does a good.

We play today, we win today. Das it.

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Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Brick, are you going to be taking photos of any world series celebration riots?

Brocky

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Sharkbait

This event, combined with David Bowie dying opened yo the door to the current hellscape we’re in right now.

Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

PING! Ground out to start the bottom of the 8th. 1 out, no one on.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Judge doubles. 1 out, 1 on.

ballsofsteelandfury

PING: inning over. Dodgers lead 7-6

Brick Meathook

The Yankees are trying to do the cycle for errors.

Brocky

So… that’s bad for new york right?

Mr. Ayo

Not great, Bob!

ballsofsteelandfury

Challenge upheld! Another sac fly and the Dodgers take the lead

Mr. Ayo

PING! Catcher’s interference on Ohtani. Yankees challenge fails. Bases loaded, one out, tied game.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Sac fly by Betts gives the Doyers a 7-6 lead. Runners on 1st and 3rd, 2 outs, top of the 8th.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Freeman strikes out. Middle of the 8th, Doyers up 7-6.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ohtani to first on catcher interference. Bases loaded again

ballsofsteelandfury

Call being challenged

Sharkbait

I’m gonna laugh when it gets reversed, he goes back to the plate and crushes a home run.

ballsofsteelandfury

PING: Game tied on sac fly

Mr. Ayo

PING! Doyers are ahead. Freddie Fucking Freeman at the plate.

ballsofsteelandfury

PING: Bases are loaded and Ohtani is up

ballsofsteelandfury

Check that. He’s on deck.

ballsofsteelandfury

PITCHING CHANGE!

Sharkbait

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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I am watching Psych

ballsofsteelandfury

Which episode?

Top of the 8th just started

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The last one. Been on a long circuitous rewatch.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Non-Mariners Legend Keke Hernandez singles to open the top of the 8th.

Mr. Ayo

PING! No one’s legend Tommy Edman gets a seeing eye single. 2 on, 0 outs.

Mr. Ayo

PING! 4 pitch walk to load the bases. 0 outs.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Pitching change to Weaver.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Lux hits a sac fly to tie the game. 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Doktor Zymm

I hate Python. Also matricies. Especially matricies in Python.

Dunstan

I don’t know, Holy Grail is pretty funny.

Sharkbait

Don’t fuck this up LA

ballsofsteelandfury

PING: Dodgers loaded the bases but the Yankees got out of the inning.

Mr. Ayo

PING! I also just scratched my balls during the commericial break.

ballsofsteelandfury

But didya smell your fingers?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can one scratch their balls without doing so?

Mr. Ayo

They’re heavenly! I did a good job of washing today.

ballsofsteelandfury

PING: I just scratched my balls

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I would like to unsubscribe from your newsletter

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m not watching this game so someone ping me when something important happens

Mr. Ayo

PING! Doyers are changing pitchers!

ballsofsteelandfury

Yankees just took the lead.

Sharkbait

Booo

Mr. Ayo

PING! End of 6th! Yanks score one are up 6-5!

Mr. Ayo

PING! Freddie does it again! He walked and the Yanks are going to the bullpen.

Mr. Ayo

PING! 4 pitch walk to Mariners legend Teoscar Hernandez. 2 on, 2 outs, top of the 7th.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Strikeout! Middle 7th, Yanks still up 6-5. God Bless America blares throughout the Bronx.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Strike out Yankees. 1 down bottom of the 7th.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Strike out Yankees. 2 down bottom of the 7th.

Mr. Ayo

PING! Routine ground out to 3rd. End of the 7th. Yankees up 6-5.

Sharkbait

“Thus far, not a soul has come to Apartment Weaselo”

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Doktor Zymm

Eastern Queens? You might live near some friends of mine

Dunstan

I thought that Eastern Queens was a gay bar in Chinatown

Mr. Ayo

lol Yanks.

Redshirt

Okay, maybe God is still alive?

Mr. Ayo

You of all folks should know better than to get your hopes up.

Redshirt

Touché.

jjfozz

Mrs Fozz: “Our 10 year old son is having 5 of his friends spend the night tomorrow night, after they go trick or treating.”

Me: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WOMAN?”

Mrs. Fozz: “Please stop cursing.”

Me: “DID YOU NOT HEAR ME WHEN I SAID ‘WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK'”?

BeefReeferLives

Ooof. Six 10 year olds fulla sugar after Halloween?

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BeefReeferLives

Hell with it. Buy a few cases of TP, eggs & soap. Take the young shavers a-vandalizing. Teach ’em a thing or two.

Redshirt

Yeah, teach ‘em the cops stop when they get the slowest ones in the group.

Unsurprised

It also teaches everyone which are the rats and which are cool.

BugEyedBoo

Teach ’em how to masturbate.

Redshirt

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Redshirt

I see by the Game 5 Score, the Universe knows Trump is going to win and is perverting into a dystopian nightmarish reality.

(grabs guns and Bibles)

Good luck, everyone! I’ll see you in Valhalla!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are you expecting trick or treaters on October 30th? Did I miss something? Did Obama win the war on Christmas so badly that Halloween was collateral damage?

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Mr. Ayo

Beggars Night. It’s a flyover state thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggars_Night

Redshirt

I’m in a Flyover State and I have never heard of this. I’m pretty certain asking for candy outside of trick-or-treat hours would get the hose unleashed on you.

Mr. Ayo

You’re in the wrong parts of that flyover state.

BugEyedBoo

Most of central OH has it on the 31st, but a few towns have it tonight.

BeefReeferLives
BeefReeferLives

“West Kootenay (British Columbia), Vancouver Island, Thunder Bay (Ontario), and Winnipeg also called it “Gate Night”; in English-speaking Quebec it is known as “Mat Night” where a tradition of stealing front door mats developed while “Devil’s Night” is a common name in many places throughout Canada.
In rural Niagara Falls, Ontario, during the 1950s and 1960s, “Cabbage Night” (French: Nuit de Chou) referred to the custom of raiding local gardens for leftover rotting cabbages and hurling them about to cause mischief in the neighbourhood. The night is still celebrated in Ontario.”

Doktor Zymm

Is this because it’s so boring there they need to make up extra holidays? Also, why are they so bad at making up extra holidays?

scotchnaut

“You can’t spell “HOPE” without Neh Yope!.

Mr. Ayo

You can’t spell HR without FlaHeRty.

You also can’t spell FLY without FLahertY.

You also can’t spell FLAT without FLAherTy.

You also can’t spell TRY without FlaheRTY.

Most importantly, you can’t spell L without FLaherty.

Horatio Cornblower

Also, the way Yankee fans are praising those two assholes who grabbed Betts does make me think that perhaps this franchise has won enough for a year.

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King Hippo

I’m old enough to remember the entire city (including Letterman appearance) feting that Jeffrey Maier asshole kid.

Dunstan

It’s a shame that Mookie is too nice. Would have loved to see those assholes get a fist to the face.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure how much tonight matters for the Yankees: Rodon goes tomorrow if they win tonight.

scotchnaut

/watching some dumb Yankee bitch pointing to heaven after hitting a single in the highlights

Me: “Really?”

Horatio Cornblower

If you don’t acknowledge God on the singles he’s not going to reach down from Heaven and give you a double.

scotchnaut

What the hell do you do when Salt and Vinegar FLAVORED BLASTED Goldfish are staring you right in the face? They’ve escaped longline fishing practices and now you’re expected to munch them? I’m conflicted.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m holding out for the All Dressed

herodotus450

Flavor Inflation is TOO DAMN HIGH those used to be the regular Goldfish!!