Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Anyone got Halloween plans?

Now that I’m officially Professor Weaselo, I’d want to go as Professor Poopybutthole. Oooweee. But I don’t have a three-piece tweed suit, and I can’t imagine those would be cheap, and I also can’t imagine those costumes are lying around your local Spirit Halloween. Maybe Rick, Morty, and, I don’t know, Mr. Meeseeks? I don’t know, I don’t go to Spirit Halloween. (If you have to buy a Morty costume I’m judging you, you do what I did and buy a yellow T shirt from Old Navy for like $5 and accessorize.)

Okay, what else is going on?

–ELITE purgatory for the Clots. You knew that Anthony Richardson would be a project, but you threw him in there, got him hurt in like 4 games last year, and then threw him back in there. That is not trusting whatever semblance of process there is. You know what else would help? Communication, like telling the offense about the change.

-Legatron needs more spark, to the IR (left knee). Two kickers have been signed to the practice squad, Riley Patterson and Spencer Shrader.

-Speaking of mocking my teams, Aaron Rodgers to Hot Ones for his new cayenne water! Okay, not yet, because why put Sean Evans to that, but also at the same time watching him vs. Da Bomb seems like the kind of thing that could be amusing to me. Or he taps out after, like, sauce 2 or 3. We’re talking DJ Khaled levels here.

-CrimeBeat! update: Jameson Williams now has a warrant out for his arrest. Y’know, I would hazard that he might need someone to sit him down and tell him to get his shit straightened out. For his sake, for all our sakes.

What’s on tonight?

Drag this back to LA… please? (Freddie Freeman’s terrorism of the other New York team that he hadn’t previously terrorized vs. “Hey, Judge got a hit!”) (World Series Game 5, LAD vs. NYY, Dodgers lead 3-1, 8:00, Fox)

Defeating Liberty, one week at a time vs. The atrocity of Big Red (Kennesaw State vs. Western Kentucky, 7:30, ESPN2)

Iceball
Chess Rivalry! N vs. K (VGK vs. LAK, 10:00, TNT)

NBA Action… even less cares!
Fuck ’em in general vs. Also fuck ’em, but especially Reggie and Tyrese. And especially Reggie! (BOS vs. IND, 7:00, ESPN)
Wemby and pals vs. Vichy Sonics (SAS vs. OKC, 9:30, ESPN)

Women’s Lesser Footy
Friendly: US vs. Argentina (7:00, TNT)
U17 World Cup: Potential Nuclear Kerfuffle Edition! (US vs. North Korea, 7:00, FS1)

Like last night, I’ll be at my gig and we’ll see if there’ll be a primal scream on the bandstand if someone in pinstripes does a good.

We play today, we win today. Das it.