Sexy Friday – 20241101

TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween. Also a great weekend to take care of all that extra candy, or help relieve your local store of all its excess candy stocks.

Survival – Personal Edition

Let’s go over some strategies for hiding sweat stains on your clothing. Look, we all sweat, but like pooping, we don’t need everyone else seeing it.

• Wear cotton undershirts. Yes, layering will cause more sweat, but undershirts will absorb most of it, and at worst delay sweat stains showing. Also, not to be racist, but use black undershirts as you’ll be able to convince yourself to reuse them since they won’t show those ugly yellow pit stains.
• If that’s not enough, do not fret, I more ideas. Let’s add some more padding to those pits. Tape some paper towels, tissue paper, or napkins to your arm pits or other parts of your body that sweat too much. Make sure none of these are dyed as that dye will leak into your other clothing and look quite ridiculous.
• If that’s not enough, upgrade to a chamois cloth. These are normally used for drying a car after washing, so they’re actually perfect for this assignment.
• If that’s not enough, time for some pantyliners or your favoUrite feminine product pad. Based on those commercials, these can absorb a literal ocean of sweat compared to what they’re designed for.
• If needed, you can always find an air dryer or blow dryer to provide temporary dryness.

Congrats on your dryness! You not be Mrs. Shapiro dry, but at least you aren’t sleeping with him.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!