Have you fully adjusted to the time change by now? I woke up at 5:30am EST this morning and while early, it’s not that big a deal-until I realized it was actually an hour earlier. Son of a bitch! Can I reclaim my time like politicians on committees? No? That’s not right.
To The Game!
Colts/Vikings:
-Minny’s D has improved tremendously but they still give up 263 yards through the air. This interests me because of the games that Flacco has started since 2023, he’s led all QB’s in passing yards and TD’s thrown.
-Salient Question: Will Richardson work on his fitness while on the sideline? He’ll have a bit of time on his hands now. (imagine the humiliation of a QB taking himself out of the game because he’s winded)
-Sam Darnold is quick on the trigger! (don’t tell his girlfriend) He’s had three games so far this year when he’s tossed two or more scores in the opening quarter. Those early leads have been a godsend for the Vikes.
-You missed him didn’t you? Hockey is back! Just what the Minny needs-another weapon. They look good going down the stretch.
-The Colts Taylor was out for a trio of games but returned last week and there was no leash-he was given 20 carries and responded with another 100+ yard game.
-I’d guess that the Colts are one step ahead (though they will still lose) by having Old Man Flacco back there-he’s so much better at reading coverages, DC Flores will have lost the advantage he had with another QB back there.
Do you.
Made it home from America. A few points:
– I now understand how a teammate broke Geno’s jaw
– What’s wrong with the Seahawks can’t be fixed over their bye
– Your elections are blood sports but no one swears
– Canada Customs can LICK MY BALLS
_Your elections are blood sports but no one swears_
It’s called being DECENT FUCKING PEOPLE! Gah!
I’d like to thank everyone who sent me such wonderful cards and notes for the picture of my collection of erasers I posted recently, Many of you wanted to see more, so I thought I’d change it up a bit and show you my award-winning collection of batteries:
https://ibb.co/XjVj2kP
Now that!
Was a fantastic weekend.
Be safe everyone and we’ll get through these next couple of days as a team!
TEAM ON THREE.
ONE. TWO. THREE.
TEAM!
WOO!
Holy crap, that Trump ad I just saw…was that live? Is he alive?
And by the way, shitface, I already voted and you can bet every bit of your orange make-up that it was straight blue, because of you.
Also, can someone who was paying attention please tell me why Goff and Love both have 11 points but Ray Davis on my bench has 23?
Y’all, folk are FUN. On my way back to the airport but so glad I came out today!
If we ever get a meetup with everyone I’m pretty sure the universe will implode so something to keep in mind if there’s a really bad Owl matchup in the offing
Or, you know, about 48 hours from now.
I nominate Willimantic, CT.
We’ve got Toronto in April if you have any interest.
Interesting…
Canuckistan! Never!
OK, but what would that mean for the Maple Leafs’ chances in the play-offs?
i am telling you, andrew luck put a hex on this organization that it cannot ever have another quarterback
(Ghost of Bobby Layne laughs)
my bad coach
I was about to finally declare “not elite” but let’s see what happens…
And they fuckin blew it just as I finished typing
Texas-adjacent chili on a bed of Kosher egg noodles topped with shredded cheddar, diced white onion, and sour cream
https://ibb.co/YPvyKTn
skyline chili is the wario to this chili’s mario
That looks pretty good. It just occurred to me I haven’t eaten anything today but a deviled egg and a couple of Hershey’s miniatures.
You should have a couple more Hershey’s miniatures.
That looks suspiciously like a bean in there.
‘Tis not. No beans, although I’m not against them. Also, this chili is 50% fine-cubed chuck (what you’re probably seeing), and 50% mild Italian ground sausage.
For this chili recipe, I can use 8/20 ground beef, cubed chuck, mild Italian sausage, Jimmy Dean mild pork sausage, and/or ground turkey, in any combination (although the ground turkey never exceeds 50%, usually 30%).
pickkake
oh shit next week giants/panthers in germany
DAS PANZER BOWL
What did the Germans do to deserve… oh yeah..
I think we should call it all square after that game.
Is the OC for the Vikes wasted,?
A forward parking camera? Do they not teach “depth perception” in school?
Maybe the cameraperson lost an eye?
def need it for some of these XXXXXL sized pickup trucks now
Relegation vs litre
Not quite dead yet
So what did I miss in SNF so far?
You might have heard the CLANG of SHAN’KLOR a moment ago.
On the drive in to 9-1-1, one heard the CLANG of SHAN’KLOR’s offering before either of the announcers had a chance to speak on das radio.
What the fuck!!!
He’s trying to drag you back to my level! I don’t think to have anything to worry about at this point
*you, not to. Stupid fat fingers
I dunno, Flacco is ELITE! Whatever happens, at least we can both watch Monday Night Football without any stress. There’s always a bright side!
Well, except for my kids asking “why do you always watch football?” but yes, you are wise and correct
why do the vikings even have a kicker, havent they learned (and suffered) enough
THE GHOST OF GARY ANDERSON LIVES ON
DOINK
(laughs in Gary Anderson)
Gay, wide.
“Where?”
-Larry Craig
never having a facebook continues to be a winning strategy by me
https://www.404media.co/zuckerberg-the-ai-slop-will-continue-until-morale-improves/
The main reason I don’t trust AI is that it seems like only the worst people are really excited about it.
“hasnt missed a fg…until now”
a viking? never!
Piece of shit. I’m cutting him tomorrow. That will be the third kicker I’ve shitcanned this season. Zero tolerance!
I apologized in person. But I’m sorry for how I act while drunk.
Meh, that’s what fistfights are for.
As I was saying earlier, FRAUDS.
it is amazing they still have fans after 1998
Watching “19-2” with Jarod Keeso of LetterKenny and Shoresy. Crazy the cast that’s in both shows.
Just got back from seeing Conclave with Ralph Finnes, Stanley Tucci, and John Lithgow are amazing. Character driven story, well told and excellent. My wife was happy to see what she called a movie for grown ups. Which was weird as every single trailer was for a Disney animated film.
Flaco is the current NFL Float Father. Its a mantle passed from generation to generation.
The Minnesota Vikings are frauds, and will always be frauds.
I bet those horns aren’t real too!
Are you drunk in yer basement? W is a W
The rest is material
I’m drunk in public
Sirianni for coach of the year. Go Birds.
I just need 20.5 elite qb points. I’m off to sacrifice a bowl of unflavored ice milk and a piece of white bread to the football gods
Mike Tirico “And here’s Melissa Stark reporting about her week in Indy”
Melissia “I gained 15 pounds!”
Now that am reduced to hate watch my Dallas team, am rooting for the Lions and Chargers
Going with the Fuck Liouns myself.
Looks like the Seahawks coach looked at Sirianni and said, “Hold my beer.”
Impossible to reach that dumbassery
They were definitely trying to see the world with their heads up their own asses.
Winner Winner.
Parlay is good.
seahawks. never normal. not even once
I am willing to bet there has NEVAR been a game where a QB threw THREE TDs in the last minute of either half, but accounted for ZERO points the rest of the game.
Fired. Sirianni
In the locker room
with the lead pipe
he did all he could to let the Jags win but Duval was more interested in smoking meth
Present! At least for now.
Had an appointment for tattoo correction so I’m freshly inked again.
It’s awesome.
Incredible weekend so far so let’s put a goddamn bow on it tonight.
What I need is for Minny’s D to curbstomp Flacco, and/ or their kicker to go OFF! Pleaseandthankyougodbless.
Boo! Though you’re still my favorite
One funny thing that happened while we were in Philadelphia was that the Dr. Mrs. tried to give a homeless guy a tupperware full of cheese and his response was “Miss, I don’t want this,” as he pushed it back into her hands.
I was on a business trip in SF, and had about $5 left on BART tickets on my last night there. I was walking back to my hotel, and this guy comes up to me with a sob story about being stuck downtown with no way to get across town. “You’re in luck, there’s enough on this ticket to get you anywhere.” Turns out he wasn’t really stuck downtown.
Just a small town boy going a…ny…where … but a place accessible via BART
CHEESE, too horrible even for hobos!
It was really good cheese, though. I was glad to get it back.
Wasn’t clean enough
She should have thrown in a nice Dustbuster
Cash booze or drugs