Hey, Remember the Fail Mary? Week 15 SNF Thread

It happened 12 years ago, September 24, 2012, Prime Time. Pack @ C-Hox, a clear interception was ruled as the game winning TD by the replacement refs…

Momentuous occasion, we should’ve had ribs. After the game, Kissing Suzy Kolber almost broke (IIRC) and the NFL caved to the refs out on strike. It was also an innocent time; back then, the market was thriving with cellphones with a screen AND a keyboard (sigh), and NFL fans could sympathize with Aaron Rodgers getting the shaft from the refs. Now only QAron’s dwindling entourage would commiserate, and discreetly in private at that. Quite revealing, this passage of time thing.

Packers (9-4) @ Seahawks (8-5)

The Packers are solid in all areas, from what I’ve seen. Third place in a stackT division is a bit cruel fate, except Green Bay’s franchise QB fortunes disqualify them from sympathy.

The Pack just seems better than Seattle. Green Bat finishes this season hosting the crumbling Saints, going to MinnesoUta on Week 17 (Game of the Year candidate), and end hosting the Bers. With 11 wins, Green Bay gets in as a Wild Card and gets to return to Seattle or go to LA.

Seattle has been streaky: started 3-0, then 3-3 (notably losing to the Jints), 4-5, and then riding a four-game winning streak to tonight. They’ve already lost to Detroit, Buffalo, and RAMMITT!, which is nothing to be ashamed of. But their defense is killer. I read their D was going by “Dead Zone”, out off a comment made by Ernest Brown IV. Brown was RAMMIT’s defensive captain, was traded to TEN this offseason, and in October the Titans traded Brown to Seattle. But SEA’s offense… Save for Zach Charonnet, who’s been on a tear in December, the O has been bleh.

Looking ahead, the C-Hox next host the Vikings, travel to Chicago and end against RAMMITTT in the likely SNF Superflex, NFC West Championship style. But if Seattle loses tonight, I can’t see them outlasting any team after Week 18.

And that’s all I got! Gonna watch the end of BUF @ DET. Circle back to synergize, ya hear?

Banner via earworm.

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Brick Meathook

My old dead dog Frankie. He lived a long life and he was a good man.

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Gatoraids

Miss my boxer too, Ali was my favorite pup

WCS

They go out of their way to make things as tedious and complicated as possible.

DO SOMETHING CONGRESS

ThePirateSloth

MrsSloth just asked if she’s been to any games when the Seahawks won and she might have just banned herself from attending anymore games.

Redshirt

family guy stewie and brian are santa

I’m not really of fan of Family Guy’s extreme humor but I always laugh at this scene.

WCS

More coffee?

Brain
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Bladder:
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Redshirt

That’s me and my bladder when I pass an exit on the highway when my bladder is sending panic signals.

WCS

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blaxabbath

Jordan Love meeting Sam Howell at midfield post-game.

“Oh hey kid. Keep fighting. Hope we Made A Wish come true tonight.”

Redshirt

Howell should be glad this is the 2024 NFL. If this was 10-20 years ago, he would’ve been German Suplexed into the IR List.

blaxabbath
ThePirateSloth

Sam Howell couldn’t suck Russell Wilson’s dick without fucking it up

Beerguyrob

I believe it’s called a Pittsburgh Dribbler.

Redshirt

White Helmets for the Packers look good, but its still jarring not not seeing the traditional yellow helmets.

The Highlighter Green kits remain a crime that someone must go to jail for.

blaxabbath

I like these uniforms. It’s a funny thing to be dressed like clowns when you’re getting your ass kicked at home.

Redshirt

New England Patriots Highlights vs. Cincinnati Bengals | 2024 Regular Season Week 1

Good point. If you wear accent on accent, you better be good or you’ll look like a fool.

blaxabbath

I can’t remember the last non-playoff team that’s gotten as much attention as these Bengals.

Beerguyrob

I like how now that I’m 1-12 and officially relegated, my fantasy team players have hit their stride.

WCS

I thought it was scientifically proven that you’re supposed to be awful at fantasy?

Beerguyrob

I came second the previous two seasons. I’m tolerable when the computer isn’t drafting me dead guys.

WCS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Between the above film and Secret of My Success, Margaret Whitton had the sexy wealthy socialite thing down pat.

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WCS

fucking cancer

Redshirt

Did Geno die or did he play himself out of a job?

Gatoraids

took a Packer to the knee

Beerguyrob

Yes.

blaxabbath

Is HOX Kingdom calling for a trade for DangeRuss?

Gatoraids

Loan them a Tua, partially mostly used

Beerguyrob

Well, after that taste of the Sam Howell Experience™️, the stadium is emptying quicker than when Fozz walks to his gun cabinet at a holiday meal.

ThePirateSloth

*sigh*

Gatoraids

think back to the sausage, think back to the sausage

blaxabbath

Do the fans in Wisconsin find it endearing that Love wears cheese-colored shoes?

2Pack

Probably

blaxabbath

I made it to Vegas for tomorrow night’s MNF battle.

Where Geno?

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Col. Duke LaCross

Knee AIDS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Lookit this classy guy here booking a room with windows.

Beerguyrob

It’s not drinking alone if perverts can see you.

WCS

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2Pack

Evening folks. Color blind yet?

Gatoraids

yes discount moonshine saving me from these uniforms

ThePirateSloth

I hope all these idiot Seahawks fans put this GENO SUCKS behind them. Because wow.

Gatoraids

Big fan of Pat’s Cheesesteaks

Beerguyrob

It has been hard to watch.

Brick Meathook

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Beerguyrob

Welp. Geno’s hurt. The Hawks are now playing like they’re late for postgame dinner reservations.

Brick Meathook

SEATTLE FISH MARKET SIGHTING

Gatoraids
Beerguyrob

The halftime drone show was exciting, except for all the crying Ukrainians. Sorry about your grandparents.

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Redshirt

If they would’ve rejoined Russia like everyone wanted, no lives would’ve been lost.

STUPID FOX NEWS BRAINWASHING! I need to start sleeping with earplugs when Dad watches TV.

Beerguyrob

Here’s the Richter Scale for when the town hall got hit.

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Redshirt

Damn it. Now I found a scenario where I want the Chiefs to win it all.

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fleshwound_NPG

damn, maria taylor wanting me to channel my inner chris berman

fleshwound_NPG

warms my heart that it has its own wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27re_with_me,_leather

King Hippo

Good night Springton. There will be no encore.

Redshirt

My mom is playing Sound of Music in the next room. My dad is already dying from ALS; isn’t he suffering enough?

King Hippo

Go tell your Dad and I’m Lisel! – that should be just enough suffering

BugEyedBoo

“Do you feel safe at home?”

“They make me watch ‘George and Mandy’s First Marriage!”

Senor Weaselo

Is she singing “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Lou Gehrig”?

Beerguyrob

Halftime’s gonna be lit!

Or full of epileptics throwing up

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fleshwound_NPG

the nuclear waste dump once reserved for the nfc south, put the nfc west in there now

Redshirt

Well, time to check out tonighioafdknlasnaj;’ksoln;’op[
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Ow.

WCS

DFO’er, if you can’t speak, push any button your device.

Mr. Ayo

That’s it. Geno, OUT NOW!

King Hippo

the cold didn’t kill ya, eh?

Mr. Ayo

It’s still trying. Urgent care in the morning.

King Hippo

Ask for Tussionex by name!

litre_cola

Dear Gamblor if you could find it in your heart for a DK td, it would make my holiday season.

ThePirateSloth

[redacted] *expletive* [censored] *expletive*

King Hippo

I don’t think I will make it past HT here, and GB is doing a fine jorb eliminating any fears that I might miss sommet

Beerguyrob

Sperms versus Boogers is what this contest looks like live.

Beerguyrob

It’s like waking up at Buddy Cole’s after initiation hazing.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Do the socks that are also a knife ship to Northern Ontario?

Gatoraids

Continentally or not the MST3k channel is playing the Go Packers Giant Spiders episode

https://www.twitch.tv/mst3k

ArmedandHammered

They have multiple channels on youtube, including one of monster movies only, space movies only, and of course the one which they run from 1st episode through the whole catalog and then start again. I watch a lot of MST3K.

WCS

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Brick Meathook

I’d like to see the C-Hox in these neon Hi-Liter uniforms playing the Cardinals in their all-red uniforms on Boise State’s blue field

ArmedandHammered

Might cause too many flashbacks in the Boomers.

Bogdanski

Doubs doesn’t skip leg day

ArmedandHammered

these colors, it makes my tv look like it has an issue with color control, I think i shall call the colour Cthulhu green, as looking at it makes me sick and my eyes bleed

ArmedandHammered

and threatens my sanity

Gatoraids

Let Us Hope for the Doom That Came to Cris Collinsworth

ArmedandHammered

This game is The Colours from Outer Space.

Gatoraids

did like the recent Nicolos Cage one even though Mandy might have been even more lovecrafty than that

ArmedandHammered

I have it queued to watch.

BeefReeferLives

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fleshwound_NPG

the good: bills/lions was scorigami

the bad: lions lost more players

bobby layne, beyond the grave: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Beerguyrob

It’s an event. And based on the noise, a Packers home game.

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Brick Meathook

Are you there?

Beerguyrob

Yessir.

Beerguyrob

And ruin their mojo?!

rockingdog

That’s Rocking!

litre_cola

I was at the Fail Mary, was amazing to witness live. They didn’t dare show the replay in the stadium so everyone filled up Pioneer Square to rage. It was 50/50 Packer/Seahawk fans.

Beerguyrob

As was I. Delightful evening.

BaldingSpiritually

I remember TJ Lang’s tweets. From the Wiki page

“Got fucked by the refs.. Embarrassing. Thanks nfl.”
“Fuck it NFL.. Fine me and use the money to pay the regular refs.”

ArmedandHammered

fucking seahawks should be arrested for crimes against humanity with those unis

Gatoraids

Ecto Cooler Throwbacks

ArmedandHammered

That shit left a film on my teeth, which was probably their intention due to the name.

BeefReeferLives

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King Hippo

ugh, the highlighter kit. My eyes say GO PACK GO

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ArmedandHammered

Burrow has had some incredible numbers in losing games, thanks to Bengals not fielding a competent defense. or I am really stoned and my memory is wonky.

rockingdog

Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy is a trophy that is also a functioning toaster! 🔥 🏆

That’s Rockingggg!!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They should do things like this with more trophies. Like, the winner of the Orange Bowl should receive a trophy that’s also this thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Happy to be on team Seachickens today. Fuck the Packers almost as much as Q-A-Ron and his JEST.

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yeah right

We have this and the Cubs in common

I’ve always liked you.

BeefReeferLives

Whelp, even though the Stillers got thoroughly owned by the Iggles today, they stumble ass backwards into a guaranteed playoff spot by dint of the LOLfins & Clots losing.

So, woo, I guess…

WCS

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yayyyyyyy

rockingdog

That’s Rocking!