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Three Cone Drill? In This Economy?: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

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The annual NFL Combine has come and gone, without any major controversies.

No freakouts threatening medical personnel.

No leaked stories about how poorly Jaxxsxxyon Dart did on MindBrain’s latest miracle neuropsychocraniometrical testing regime.

No full frontal nudity.

Jerry Jones did ask one guy if his mother was still a whore, but he was just asking because he had a free evening.

NFL NEWS: Busybusybusy. Teams are locking down their rosters and tightening their sphincters ahead of free agency next week.

-Saquan Barkley got paaaaid. Two year extension to his previous three year deal. $41 million in new money, $36 million guaranteed.

-Davante Adams got cuuuut. Turns out an inconsistent showing and $38.2 million cap number is a combination so bad even Brick Johnson can see it.

-Osa Odighizuwa got…mostly paid. The Dallas DT came off the final year of his rookie contract to score 4 years, $80 million ($58 million guaranteed) and more importantly avoided the franchise tag. Given that he has not made a Pro Bowl, that’s good money right there.

-Not so lucky? Tee Higgins. Second year in a row he’s been tagged ($26 million this time) but at a time when the Bengals have two other stars needing contracts and a shitload of holes everywhere else, this seems deeply short-sighted unless a long-term deal is imminent.

-Sam Darnold got…a phone call from the Vikings? As expected by anyone sane, Darnold was not tagged-for-trade by Minnesota. However, they are apparently still in talks for a long term deal. JJ MCFUCKFACE TO THE RAIDERS!

WHAT TO WATCH:

Space Ghost: Coast to Coast!

Voice of Space Ghost George Lowe has passed away, so pour one out for one of the great deadpan absurdists of our time.

 

 

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Brick Meathook

Baker-Hughes 8-Β½” Three Cone Drill bit. Also known as a tri-cone bit.

The Rock Chewer

https://ibb.co/p64w3PLm

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Brick Meathook

Baker-Hughes 6-ΒΌ” Three Cone Drill bit.

With Tungsten Carbide Insert (TCI) roller cone drill bits.

$2500.00
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https://ibb.co/qLBnWH2R

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Brick Meathook

Baker-Hughes Vanguard directional advanced tricone roller cone bit.

https://ibb.co/pvqtcNRR

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BeefReeferLives

THERE’S NOUGHT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQDeU6dHX-c

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WCS

I thought George Lowe died five years ago.

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Redshirt

Me: “How’s Trump’s speech.”
Dadshirt: “Terrible.”
Me: “Yeah, I’m sure it sounds better in the original German.”

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2Pack

WTF is with this still cold in the morning shit. C’mon spring move yer azz…

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blaxabbath

Aaron to RAAAAIIIIDDDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSS!

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ballsofsteelandfury

That would be HILARIOUS

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blaxabbath

Give it.

Raiders need a culture that includes everyone taking the magic mushrooms they sell downtown.

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BeefReeferLives

Was watching an old game on NFL network and it occurred to me that I would love to hear a game announced by Nick Offerman.

No idea if he even gives a tin shit about football, just think his voice would be well suited for the job.

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King Hippo

IIRC he is a sportsball guy, and you are right he has the perfect voice for it.

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Brick Meathook

I thought this post was going to be about the Hughes Three Cone Drill bit for petroleum exploration. Now that would have been interesting.

https://ibb.co/p6GkRGxr

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litre_cola

How will this speech affect the Leafs road to the Cup?

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litre_cola

Is Ellie May Musk there? Did he bring the chainsaw?

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Gumbygirl

Fuck that fat fucking fucktard. Here’s Weird Al on Space Ghost
https://youtu.be/R9u0KL3vm04?si=GhT1efnwG0MC9sPk

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Gatoraids

Sad but bonus tiny pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74vf97yS2rE

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Redshirt

This speech is getting me depressed. I’m going to watch stuff to cheer me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SlKD2tfKTo&pp=ygUUam9lIGJ1cnJvdyB0ZWFycyBhY2w%3D

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Redshirt

Like all remakes, this shit is worse than the original. My apologies to Adolf Hilter and the rest of the Nazi Party. You deserve all the pitchforks and flames of Hellfire for all eternity but you don’t deserve this.

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SonOfSpam

Starting a list of things I’d rather watch than this traitor’s speech.

1) George Takei giving a rough but sensual handy to Scott Baio
2) #1 a second time
3) Dr. Phil describing #1 in lurid detail
4) Oprah jilling off to #3
5) The Aristocrats!

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Redshirt

I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump tossing Putin’s salad. You can use that as 6.

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SonOfSpam

Joke?

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King Hippo

Like he’d ever do anything purely for someone else’s pleasure.

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Redshirt

β€œIf the Democrats were more organized like they are tonight, we’d be watching a President word salad herself through a speech instead of watching a President toss Putin’s salad through a speech.”

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King Hippo

Turns out? Losing one’s country/planet/all hope really bring a Hippo down.

Can’t even bear to follow TPM’s coverage of the Reichstag event.

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SonOfSpam

With you. Wife is streaming last week’s White Lotus, and I am into that. For now.

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King Hippo

Two episodes into Season 1, because my hairdresser insisted that I finish at least that first season before next appt. Daddario FTW.

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Doktor Zymm

I got a really good haircut in Singapore, first time getting my hair did since before Covid

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King Hippo

That was the only thing I “broke the rules” for in COVID times. I went 2 weeks over my normal 5 and I looked like a twink version of the GEICO caveman.

I’ve known her for over 30 years now, so one really could just call it “favor for a friend”

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Redshirt

On the bright side, all these standing ovations has to lead to some heart attacks for the older Republicans.

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blaxabbath

I gave up my tickets to the Bobby Hurley Send Off Game tonight. Too much driving to make a 9p start then got work etc back here tomorrow.

I’ll be glad to get this stupid business sold or whatever.

Last edited 1 year ago by blaxabbath
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Redshirt

…and whoever had Al Green as the first Democrat to be removed, please report to the cage to collect your winnings.

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SonOfSpam

Too bad, they should all stay together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXx6RDzR6eM&pp=ygUIYWwgZ3JlZW4%3D

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Sharkbait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxnpY0owPkA

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Mr. Ayo

I’d like to address this joint session of the commentariat: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

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2Pack

Roger that

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Sharkbait

AFL people. What is going on with this Round zero thing? Is this the equivalent of the NFL just having 6 teams play week 1?

Last edited 1 year ago by Sharkbait
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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s a thing they tried out last year. It’s going over about as well as one of my chili cheeseburger farts.

Last edited 1 year ago by ballsofsteelandfury
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Sharkbait

So I’ve read. Apithe cyclone might cancel it as 2 games are already done.

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ballsofsteelandfury

The other games are in Sydney. They probably won’t get cancelled.

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SonOfSpam

Oh man

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s EXACTLY what I was referring to, but I didn’t think any non-SoCal peeps would understand.

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SonOfSpam

Been a long time for me. Must fix that.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Mrs Spam is probably appreciative of that time gap…

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SonOfSpam

Yes, it does make for a rough late evening atmosphere.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Been putting salsa on my burgers instead of ketchup, much much better flavour

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Brick Meathook

No Tommy Burger (or other product) ever looked that neat and well-dressed. It was good but it was a glob inside a paper wrapper at best.

And what’s with the perspective errors? Amateur photography. That’s the problem with digital cameras: it lowered the entrance bar.

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SonOfSpam

Also, 2 of the 4 games have been cancelled thanks to Typhoon Elroy or Cyclone Roger or whatever.

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Gumbygirl

Oh, I am sooooo glad I clicked on that link in the post and read the comments. If you haven’t, do it! Our spiritual leader had an awesome story. I don’t have testicles, but I am in sympathetic pain where they’d be dangling!

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Doktor Zymm

I feel like at least once or twice every season a player accidentally moons everyone getting pantsed in the pile. Incidentally, ‘getting pantsed in the pile’ is what Lowratio calls Tuesday

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Gatoraids

Condolences to Bjork in this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVMPL56mdGg

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litre_cola

Guys, your president seems a bit lost. Supposedly he is flip flopping on these here tariffs. They have done the impossible though and made the Quebecois proud Canadians. Wild stuff.

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ArmedandHammered

He is the great unifier.

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Redshirt

I did enjoy Trudeau’s speech though. It was a very polite and educated way to tell someone β€œva te faire foutre”.

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Doktor Zymm

Is ‘a bit lost’ how the kids are saying ‘imbecilic buffoon that couldn’t find his own ass with both hands and detailed verbal directions’ nowadays?

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Gumbygirl

Lost? Is that Canadian for “a fucking moron”?

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King Hippo

I apologize immensely for fucking up The Canadia’s economy. On the plus side, maybe we saved y’all from Lucky Pierre.

AND, of course, we’ll all likely be ded soon.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Hopefully not voting in Pierre would be the only good thing that’s happened so far in 2025, but nawt expecting that to happen

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King Hippo

It’ll maybe be like Kamala, get JUST close enough to give one false hope of disaster avoidance. But can’t get that last 1-2% of idjits

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ballsofsteelandfury

Short-sided is the Bengals’ middle name

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BeefReeferLives

Their theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qURZuWb5UCQ

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Redshirt

Bullshit! We’re too cheap for a middle name.

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Doktor Zymm

It’s just a middle initial and it’s the sad face emoji

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Gumbygirl

I just have an initial. I had a middle name ( Grace) but I went to the first letter of my maiden name, because my married name begins with G too, and it doesn’t look good on a monogram to have two letters the same. I was 22, that seemed important back then.

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Doktor Zymm

It would be extra important if your first name started with ‘E’ since you would have ended up with the monogram of EGG πŸ₯šπŸ³πŸ³

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BeefReeferLives

That’s real username / comment synergy, GG.

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Gumbygirl

I was thinking a three letter monogram, but two works. Like Coco Chanel, without the Nazi stuff.

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Bogdanski

My daughter’s middle name is Grace. Your parents must have been as wise and attractive as Dr Mrs B and i

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Gumbygirl

My mom’s name was Grace. My sister’s name means Grace in Hebrew.

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