As Horatio mentioned earlier this week, I too have pretty much no thoughts on the 2025 Draft. Is it because the QBs are so shite, at least in top-end potential (it is, however, a GREAT market for those seeking cheap QB2s)? Is it the oppressive gloom of liberal democracy’s death throes? Is it gas??
Fuck if I know.. As always, I will hope for a solid, developmental LT prospect – and not get one. Fatty Payton just doesn’t draft or roster build like I prefer. It is what it is.
Everton get TV coverage again, at least in the Colonies. City of Men visit the Old Lady (Goodison Park) one last time (10:00, USA). Villa and Geordie Arabia get the Spotlight Dance treatment, as they jostle for Top 5 positioning (which will be good enough for Shempions next season, per the weird new rules).
Enjoy the Easter bunny resurrection, for all those who celebrate.
arguably the two best goalies, the two starters in the 4 nations for usa/canada, are on pace for a 6-6 game
Seems so.
Yes! Have to appreciate anyone who wants to continue living in Winnipeg for longer than their 1st contract.
This is an oblique The Weakerthans reference and I’ll hear no different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGVEl9xuUEI&ab_channel=OfficialWeakerthans
Listen, The Weakerthans are a very fine band but please do not make me think about them at a time when I am worried about my cat’s health.
playoff hellebuyck already?
Anger level rising.
…falling!
Rage is back. Clear the fucking ice football for fuck sake.
More like Hellesuyck
Is he right? Yes, folks, he is right.
FACKING HAWKEY IS ON
Stupid Ice #BFIB
Litre just turned off the women’s NCAA gymnastics finals for a hockey game. He is wrong for doing that.
I started to mock him for the Flamers not even making the Ice Playoffs, but then I remembered he prefers the Ice Blue Bombers
I stand by my decision. Until it’s 3-0 Blues then a rage walk will happen.
Deleted. Also, wth?
It’s very strange to see bitcoin advertised on television. Like, you don’t see the Swedish government buying ad time to encourage people to purchase and hoard krona.
“KRONA. KRONA. KRONA. THIS SATURDAY! BUY AS MUCH AS YOU WANT AND GET A AUTOGRAPHED WOODEN BJORN BORG TENNIS RACKET. ONE DAY ONLY!”
-the Swedish government, probably
I mean, unless they’s sum kinda CUCKS smgdh
Did I just buy this book primarily to make jokes about Duke WCS taking his rightful place as the ruler of Mexican and Texas?
I mean, it’s not like he’s going to do any worse than at least the current guy in Texas.
My apologies. I did not realize that image was actual size.
“If you’re that deep into us Habsburgs, you should take it on the chin and move on.”
-Philip IV
-My apologies. I did not realize that image was actual size. B. Favre
As opposed to “Hamburgs on the Rio Grande: Luka Dončić’s Tenure in Texas”.
Every time I hear them (as I did minutes ago), I remember how really fucking good INXS were. Too bad that guy had to kill himself whilst masturbating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMi5KU0UjYE&t=3s
This tune doesn’t get played nearly enough these days. A residue of the fact that it was banned from many American radio stations because it dared to reference inter-racial relationships.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqzkpygK1SI&ab_channel=INXS-Topic
Clarence and Ginny Thomas are working on getting it banned from youtube, too.
/fast-forward to 1:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyzHz9zYxPc&ab_channel=PaulBellini
I don’t recall this one being verbotten on Cakalaky radio, but the Charlotte station that carried the Top 40 countdown wouldn’t play George Michael’s “I Want Your Sex”
Happened in Huntington WV too.
which is why there ain’t no premarital sex in Cakalaky or West By God, amirite??
He died doing what he loved.
At the gate with 2 hours till homeward bound.
I need to save some of my book for the flight.
Safe travels
Thank you. Great visit. Amazing city and good humans.
You could always check out the airport on one of those motorized carts.
Or maybe another way…
Found the Tim Hortons!
the??? – Residents of the Canadia
Don’t be ridiculous blax, they won’t let him ride a motorcycle in the airport.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMRl55U0eDw
/watching the women’s hockey World Champeenships
Was just gonna say that the Finnish goalie’s technique seems a bit wonky and then Canada scored.
/crowd attendance record was broken easily before either of the semifinals were played
Fellas, just put your gently used pocket pussy’s on ebay, do not burn them.
https://nypost.com/2025/04/18/us-news/staten-island-man-lights-sex-toys-on-fire-causing-3-alarm-blaze/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app
“It being Staten Island, nothing of value was lost.”
In fact, the property was assessed at a higher value.
Is there a west ciast equivalent of like these comicly-bad places in the northeast? What part of LA is New Jersey? Or Staten Island? Am I a two hour flight from my very own Quiznee (Tommy from)?
My spotty recollection of Staten Island’s bad reputation was that it was populated (starting in the 60’s) by made Mafia men, corrupt union figures and street cops that took bribes. I’ve no idea if there’s a similar spot out on the West Coast.
If you’re looking for a town populated by cops, run by cops, and that actively discourages anyone not associated with law enforcement to live there, you can’t go wrong with either Covina (the OG, not WEST Covina) or Glendora.
In the LA area? Probably Chino. In broader California? I’d say Stockton.
Pretty much the whole IE. I mean, there’s a reason they call it Fontucky
The barista at the place I go to to get Senorita an almond milk latte at work finally asked if we were engaged. Not currently, the rings she recently got were at a Tibetan place on St. Mark’s and the grounding and jade rings spoke to her.
“Oh, drag. So what did you get grounded for?” – Elisha Nelson Manning
In UFL “football” action, Street Louis quarterback Manny Wilkins’ knee wen asplodey by itself. It was completely non-contact, he crumpled immediately, and needed carted off. That was possibly Teddy Bridgewater-esque.
Just woke up, already want a nap.
this ninja noe wut time it is!!
I haven’t got out of bed, except briefly to feed the cat. My phone has 85% charge, I’m good!
well, fuckety fuck
From what I have gathered over the past few years, some in the Clubhouse may relate to this.
One of the items should be golf clubs
Other accessories include a cardboard Stanley Cup wrapped in tin foil-to be paraded around by said delusional fans.
/I’ve seen more than a few in my time. It’s great for a head-shake and a laugh
Everton are just a bunch of kids having fun out there.
Did a solid half-hour on the bike, shaved me bollocks, showered at HT. Now let’s show them Ciyzen lot what’s what! UTFT!!!!
That’s good hustle.
At Keeneland for the races today, this is from morning warmups
which horsey is yours?
None of them! Although my friend owns 0.02% of a horse running at Oaklawn today through myracehorse.com
We should buy Dok a racing horsey for Kwanzaa
Beautiful track. I’ve got a good friend who works for the Daily Racing Form and lives in Lexington. That’s where he goes for live racing in his free time. We bonded over the Rodney Dangerfield film “Easy Money”. Dumb fun for big dopes. We still call each other Monty and Nicky because of that film. Pick some winners, kid!🤓🐴
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BJKEeoorSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VosZzVlqxTg
My friend I’m visiting is a curator at the Keeneland library, so we got half price grandstand tickets and a food discount. It’s pretty sweet
You are in a dress and bonnet… Right?
/ knows his Day at the Races protocol by crackie…
No bonnet, although they do have a fancy hat seller on prem, next to the champagne booth
I have a vision of all the horses lying down in the infield doing their stretches and hanging out like NFL and NBA players pre-game.
Marika is hoping for a Napoli win today and an Inter loss tomorrow which would tie them on top of the table.
King Hippo, after a stellar Day 1 of the NFL Draft.
https://youtu.be/Rqt2yRnItJw?si=t0jPgUih_YFeQWyX
ah does indeed own that VERY coloUr Charmslinger jersey…
I have never met you before, and never will since you’re just a figment of our imaginations, but I am absolutely not surprised by this fact.