This jacket:
I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent it to Balls, but I have questions that remain. Like–
- Wat?
- I don’t follow car racing (I don’t see race?) but does Viagra still sponsor a team?
- If so, is it NASCAR, F1, or something else?
- If not, would you say it…petered out?
- At the top of the jacket it had the technical medical name or whatever for Viagra, who benefits from that or is that like a regulatory requirement?
- Do you think the people who work on regulatory compliance specific to Viagra tell their family they work for Viagra or they work for Pfizer?
- Once you tell people you work for Viagra, does everyone ask how hard work is?
- Back to the wearer of the above jacket, do you think she supports the racing team or just wants to be a provocateur?
- Does that jacket go with any outfit or are the shiny pants a must?
- There’s no doubt Balls (when single) would have hit on her immediately right?
- Which DFOer can come up with the best ballsesque pickup lines for a Viagra jacket wearing lady? Let’s see what you’ve got.
- How does balls do these list of 25 questions without running out of ideas/getting bored?
- Is it obvious that this is a Karen Carpenter job?
- Does everyone here know what a Karen Carpenter job is?
- Would Karen Carpenter be caught dead in a Viagra jacket?
- Probably more likely for Nancy Reagan (dead or alive) huh?
- If there’s some fashion movement around Viagra clothing that I’m missing, would you tell me or just leave me in the dark?
- Oooh, she probably bought it at a thrift shop, do you think there were loose pills in the pockets?
- This feels like the type of thing you could buy with camel cash in 1997, right?
- Am I the only one who remembers camel cash?
- It’s been hell getting old, but at least I don’t need Viagra (yet), right?
- Does this photo count as a creep shot? I didn’t want to be creepy so I was subtle and tried to make it as not sexual of a pic as possible.
- Is Brick going to tell me he took a better version of this photo from the other side of the street?
- Which pharmaceutical drug would you be most willing to have emblazoned on a jacket you wear in public?
- How badly do you miss balls doing these instead of me?
Fin.
I’m so proud!
Well done!!
Nothing Matters But The Present Alert:
Hockey Podcaster: [interviewing Leafs player] “After you were traded to Toronto, was it surprising how much scrutiny you were under?”
Player: “People care about hockey here, blah, blah, blah.”
Hockey Podcaster: [went on a 20 minute rant about how bad the Leafs are after their last loss]
Sorry Litre but I have to point out that HellBuck’s road games save % is in the 70’s. I’ve never seen that before from a starting goalie.
All of The Canadia is shitting the (ice) pitch, except Drill Baby Drill.
Ooooh look at me! I walk around fancy European cities called London.
You know what, buddy?
I was in London, and the breakfast there made me fill my pants with goodness.
So, there’s that.
You’re saying you shit yourself?
Well, no. I filled my pants in the front.
beans will do that to ya
A proper Cath-O-Lick wouda gone to Gay Paree, as a salute to the priests, dont’cha know.
The Kazzies are on the board and down just 2-1. There are a few fans in the crowd that are cheering. Must be cool to cheer for your country as a Kazak transplanted to Denmark. (where the game is being played)
Mortal hockey enemies Denmark and…Kazakhstan are going at it!
(don’t say “MY WIFE”)
VERY NICE
🔱 🔱 🔱 UP! Damn the pinstripes!
The #BFIB streak is about to break. I blame you and BFC equally. BASTARD MEN
#BFIB are only down one run. Settle down, buttercup, the game’s not over, and the world’s not ending. _YET_
Ok, #BFIB world has ended. Fredbird is now Friedbird.
Alright, so #BFIB lost. But the world is still spinning.
Get a brain, moran!
tuff butt FARE
Will Waren’s pitching, so you should be in good shape.
That was the hope
Aaron Judge plays for the Yankees, thank Xenu.
Hey you-topic for a draft. Weirdest technique, pre-game approach, oddball player or otherwise “out there” approach to playing in any major sport.
/I’ll take Dominik Hasek as my first pick
Player superstitions.
Duly noted.
What was it Hasek did? I mean, most hockey goalies are absolutely batshit anyway.
I was thinking about him and technique-dropping the stick and making a blocker save or stacking his pads 45 degrees above the ice to make the save.
Other effective weirdos that come to mind-Jamaal Wilkes oddball jumpshot, anyone’s knuckleball, Luis Tiant’s windup-I could go on…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHb-3oIAFTs
“Hey girl…looks like Viagra really adds to your jacket game”
As to question 24, I would proudly wear a Rorer 714 Quaaludes jacket, if they promised to make me some.
‘Ludes deffo need to make a comeback!
Yeah, those were a thing, back when I was young enough to try them. Wasn’t impressed. I was more of a speed and/or weed sort of guy back then myself. These days I just get high on life. The fact is that by the time my MIL goes to bed I don’t want to partake recreationally, and there’s NFW I’m getting stoned or drunk while she’s awake.
Daughter has a good story about gummies. Her and her boyfriend had a gummy the other night. Her’s was 7.5 and his was the full 10. After a little while he says, “I don’t feel so well,” and starts yakking right there in the living room. She shoos him off to the bathroom and tells him to barf in the commode.
He then barfs in the shower a few times. Then he goes to try to clean it up, but it’s clogged with half-digested food pieces, and now they have a shower full of vomit stew. At that point she told him to just go lay down, and she has to unclog and clean it up herself. Honestly, I’m surprised she didn’t call us. Mom would have went, and dad would have told her that there was no way I was going to go clean up her lightweight boyfriend’s mess.
I didn’t think weed in any form would/could make you sick. Make you paranoid as fuck if you smoke a whole joint of 21st-century polio weed (voice of experience), but physically ill?
yeah long term usage can cause Hyperemesis, intense pain and vomiting like a kidney stone, Had a relative go through this and when he cut back he felt better. One tip for any type of intense pain like this or a kidney stone is a hot shower will cancel pain while under it since seems to overload the nervous system sensations.,
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21665-cannabis-hyperemesis-syndrome
I don’t think he’s a chronic user; she was saying it’s an occasional thing for them. She herself wasn’t surprised when I said that same thing about weed making you sick to her.
yeah he had smoked for about 11 years before he had the first episodes about 13 years ago before this syndrome was really identified. this though was probably someone just having the wrong drink with wrong food combo
Yup. Went through that. Waves of nausea and vomiting for over 8 hours. Bad times.
That is tragic, but hilarious!
Hey baby want to go out on a date? Common side effects of dating me may include headaches, feeling sick, indigestion, flushing, feel dizzy, chest pains, loose bowels, high blood pressure, back pain and pregnancy. Any of these symptoms last longer than 4 hours please seek help. Contact your doctor and ask them if I am right for you.
Also may cause death*
* was always a possibility
Not erysipelas, yaws, goiters, and painful rectal itch? You’re a catch!
only if you taunt Happy Fun Balls
Viagra was a NASCAR sponsor for Mark Martin back in the day. But their jackets looked like this.
I’ll bet he provided stiff competition
James Harden missing a sponsorship opportunity,
Harden…James Harden
nods in Nick and/or Bradley Chubb
/Nick Foles never needed it
might thats alot of blood flow to keep up
One of the more uplifting posts I’ve seen on this site.
Ciao Cara, judging by your team jacket, you look like you’re searching for some good wood. I can help.
Hey girl, nice outfit. Those pants are so shiny that I can see myself in them.
I’m wondering what the deal is with the jagged edge on the bottom of the right leg. Are both legs like that, or is it some secret signal of kink?
where it came from, it is probably a jacket handed out as swag by a pharma rep, or to sites that were performing studies, I used to have so much shit like that
If you’re supply’n then I am a buyin’, followed by lots of ridin’. You part of the package?
..
“Hee Hee, oh you.”
thats just a UNC student wearing the new official cheerleader outfit
Shit, now there is a sponsorship UNC may not have considered, and there is a Pfizer facility nearby.
U*NC – but otherwise this is gold. GOLD, Jerry!!
#6 you tell people you work at Pfizer. Don’t need the unnecessary puns and jokes.
Pfizer? I just met her!
I remember Camel Cash! My ex-wife (then gf) had a beach towel with the cartton camel on it, that she acquired that way.
Me too. I had a Joe Camel T-shirt that I would wear to school in the 90s .
Pfft, children – S&H Greenstamps for the win. Caramel space food sticks for the ultimate win.
I have the very vaguest memory of those (ie, my mom collecting when I was super young)
Big trip, every 3 months, drive to Greenville S.C. to go to the S&H store to trade in books of those things. We each received a single Space Food Stick as our reward for being good. Ah, the simpler days, never really had to clean the outhouse, cold stuff kept in the spring house or the cooler, bathing in the lake during winter, the simple, mind numbing, and really uncomfortable past.
A reminder that, despite nostalgia, absolutely nobody who is sane would go back in time.
Space food sticks! We are old as fuck, but those rocked. Tang was fucking gross though. Orange flavored lies!
& now we get to re-live Tang with orange flavored metamucil!
It’s like Tang, but with sludge!!
I remember finding camel cash on the sidewalk and trying to save up for some stuff and then realizing I was a kid and it would be dumb to wear any camel swag
What is the exchange rate vis-a-vis Camel Cash to Marlboro Miles?