Monday Night Open Thread – What do you keep in your shed?

So, I am kicking back while visiting San Diego, doom scrolling my phone while waiting on my food, when I see a link to an article about “What Not to Store in Your Shed”.  Now, given the diverse and somewhat murky backstories of the members of the clubhouse, I began to imagine what each member would be storing in their outdoor shed that they should not be storing in an outside shed.  And no, Scotchy is not storing dismembered hobos, at least I hope not with summer approaching unless he has a deep chest freezer (one large chest per freezer).  Plus, I doubt he ever brings home anything that might, even casually, be construed as evidence.  I have a feeling he is a very methodical person.

Who knows what Dok, may have stored – parts of defunct death rays, failed experiments, and tack for her horse?  I wonder if Horatio allows Lowratio to use the shed as his country house.  Moose probably stores weapons grade memes and racks of servers storing so many pictures.  Marc Trestelman’s White Van had his shed taken into protective custody based on the horrors that had taken place behind its, swinging barn type doors.  What do any of you think you clubhouse members are incorrectly storing in their backyard sheds?  Should we be worried?  Should anyone who accidentally wanders into one of these be afraid for their lives?  You want to provide your own guesses as to what should not be stored in “The Shed In the Yard”.

Other than that, really enjoying San Diego, but I do want to get home to the rabbits.  Next week will be lots of bunny pictures, including an “attempt” at grooming the long haired rabbit.  Still have to get to Roberto’s, but that is my plan for tonight.