Sexy Friday – 20250725

TGIF! Training camps are here. August is nigh! And there’s another season ending injury.

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Today we get two (2) cars that never made it to production, but still became famous.

Lincoln Futura (1955)

This car lived up to its name by looking like a car straight out of the Jetsons. The car was a two-seater with sharklike headlights, long tail fins, and a double bubble windshield that went over the two passengers, so they each sat in their own glass bubble. Turns out, Lincoln went a bit wild with the design because it was never intended for production; it was just to test out some design concepts. Instead, the car was put on the car show circuit to show off its design. The car also appeared in a the movie It Started With A Kiss. After Lincoln was done with the car, they sold it to a custom car maker in California named George Barris. That might have been the last of the car, but it was actually about to get very famous. Barris as hired to design a car for a new TV series called Batman. With only a three week lead time, Barris simply modified the Lincoln Futura with bat-like features and adding the “afterburner” kit on the rear. And that’s how the Batmobile was born.

Chrysler D’Elegance (1952)

Time for a US manufacturer to display more terrible decision making. Chrysler’s lead stylist can up with a design for a two-seat fastback coupe with some elegant curves. In a cost cutting measure, the stylist sent the sketches and a scale model version of the car to Ghia, an auto design firm in Italy to build a full size prototype. After Ghia had completed and returned the prototype, Chrysler didn’t want to spend the money to put it into production due to an ongoing cash crunch at the company. Of course, the following year Chevrolet introduced the Corvette and Ford introduced the Thunderbird. Both cars became huge sellers while Chrysler had nothing to compete with them. As for Ghia, they just so happened to start working with VW on a sports car. And in 1955 VW partnered with Karmann Coachwerks to produce that sports car which got named VW Karmann-Ghia. That car looked nearly identical to the D’Elegance though Ghia claimed it was an all new design and VW went on to sell more than 450,000 Karmann-Ghias through1974. Chrysler eventually got around to building a 2-seat sports car in 1992: The Dodge Viper.

These two once towering domestic manufacturers are still in business, but just barely. And it’s not difficult to see why.

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WCS

Lil’ and Lil’er WCS sound asleep while a documentary on the Balkan Wars of 1912-13 airs. We did arts, ate a lot, made plans, and watched TV earlier. We’ve got a fun couple days ahead with princess and Duke WCS tomorrow, and then a playdate Sunday. Or, the other-way-around, however it plays out. Regardless, the band’s back together for a weekend tour.

This is stuff I was missing earlier in the week.

Unsurprised

I actually found something of value on Bluesky

https://bsky.app/profile/garethwatkins.bsky.social/post/3luqcq3c54c2i

WCS

word ‘slopper’

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However, I do wholly support some shame word for AI plagiarists.

Unsurprised

Because AI output is slop.

No one said these TikTok kids were wee geniuses

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The best thing would be if it’s a term that AI came up with itself because it’s getting tired of fulfilling so many inane requests and would prefer to just sit around and be lazy for awhile.

Redshirt

Happy Gilmore 2 was stupid but a good kind of stupid. If you like Adam Sandler movies, you’ll like this.

I’m going to go question my important life decisions.

litre_cola

I eat cold cuts from the fridge while deciding what would calm my munchies

yeah right

Do you stare at the clock on the microwave when you do it?

rockingdog

https://www.governorbilllee.com/

I think this is real…

He’s the governor of Tennessee

Lmao!

SonOfSpam

Without clicking, that dude sucks so fucking much

litre_cola

How is everyone’s feelings on REM? Not the sleep.thing Spam.

rockingdog

REM is Rocking!

WCS
yeah right

Love the band but they don’t really want to play again.

So Michael Stipe said.

rockingdog

“We’re half awake in a fake empire”

That’s Rocking!

SonOfSpam

REM is awesome.

REM sleep is also awesome.

Top 5 never-saw-live-but-coulda regrets (in no particular order)

REM
Tom Petty
Duran Duran (could still!)
Prince
Oingo Boingo (holding out hope)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I saw REM at the Hollywood Bowl and it was fine but not particularly memorable. You don’t need to regret it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This could be you.

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SonOfSpam

Thanks, just love the band’s body of work.

yeah right

Agreed.

yeah right

Prince is definitely on the same list.

We won’t talk about Boingo.

yeah right

Home.

Safe.

Happy Friday folks!

I’ll be the guy over here lighting it up.

litre_cola

Had a dinner party, cooked you marry me chicken and Deci said Uncle Dicks is better.

BC Dick

Savage little guy

yeah right

Critique is not only welcome, it’s encouraged.

Up in this bitch!

yeah right

Please give ideas for improvement!

My shit is always a work in progress.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

PLAY SOME TUNES!

Here, I’ll get things rolling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwzaEkxK98I

yeah right

MOJO!

yeah right

True original anarchy from the Reagan era.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

DATE: i like guys who are sensitive

ME: (trying to impress) my teeth hurt all the time

rockingdog

Temu Conor O’Malley rite there…
lol

WCS

He absolutely cried after this.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You guys don’t understand, being President is a hard job. He should be allowed to molest as many sex trafficked teenagers as he wants!

rockingdog

Dude went 6 for 6 with 4 Home Runs against the Astros!!!! ⚾️

That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!!!!

Jimbo

The Dude.

the-dude-abide
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes! Suck it, Asterisks!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The episode of Supernatural I’m watching just made reference to past cases in “Ogdenville, before that North Haverbrook, and…Brockway”.

Love this show.

WCS

Did South Haverbrook ever recover from their rival scoring that legendary monorail?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Actually, yes. It ended up being a Pawnee/Eagleton type situation.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

RIKKI: You know what would be nice?

OTHER RIKKI: A Manhattan?

RIKKI: That’s right! I think I’ll fix one up.

OTHER RIKKI: Just the one?

RIKKI: Yeah, I was planning on lifting weights in the morning so I don’t want to be hungover. One is plenty.

OTHER RIKKI: But…what about me?

SonOfSpam

Rikki’s pretty fucking selfish.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey! Which of my former lovers is yapping?

yeah right

Former?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I BARELY KNOW HER!

2Pack

Thanks Ayo. I really like lady number 6 this week. We could do lunch together sometime.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, if you guys are having lunch with lady #6, I want in.

Unsurprised

That Sweeney gal may have a future in this town

Redshirt

Okay, I’m dropping into the hole and watching Happy Gilmore 2. If I don’t make it back, draw straws to see who takes over as DFO Bengals fan.

Jimbo

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Redshirt

4 minutes 11 seconds in and I’m already cracked open a Redd’s Hard Apple.

Don’t forget, the short straw also has to take over as the Moderate Republican. And mean it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Best I can offer you is same division and moderate independent.

Redshirt

That’s not how the short straw works. You’re going to have to think Jeff Blake would’ve been a great QB with a defense and that Ronald Reagan was a good President. No choice. Enjoy the hell I’ve lived.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ll raise you Ken Anderson was the best Bengals QB in history and I voted for Reagan.

SonOfSpam

(TIL Balls had a fake ID when he was 15 so he could vote)

SonOfSpam

Reagan married the blowjob queen of Hollywood and was more senile than Biden could ever hope to be. He was also a liberal until his rich friends told him how stupid that was.

Redshirt

Short straw. Also, they’ll have to believe that George W. Bush was an okay president who just got bad advice from his dad’s friends and Dick LeBeau would’ve been a great head coach had he not have his only shot with the ’00-’02 Bengals.

Okay, that last one is actually accepted by all.

Doktor Zymm

It should probably be a Steelers fan or a Bears fan, just because we have quite a few of each.

The moderate Republican part will be difficult though

Redshirt

Again, short straw. You think I became a Bengals fan and a Moderate Republican by choice?! No, its because an ancestor pissed off a witch or something.

Its a curse, you imaginary idiots!!!

Doktor Zymm

No matter what goes on with different lengths of drinking apparata I don’t think they really have the power to force political positions on people. Although maybe they do and the DNC is fucking that up just like every other bit of election strategy

Brick Meathook

Ronald Reagan was crooked union boss who sold out the Screen Actors Guild in favor of his masters at MCA (who made millions from it) and Reagan also profited handsomely with sweetheart deals. He was almost indicted for it in 1962.

Jimbo

It’s my sister’s birthday so I sent her this earlier. Yes I’m immature.

happy-birthday
ballsofsteelandfury

Older or younger sister?

The joke might have different effects on the answer, I would think.

Jimbo

Older. Big 57 today.

2Pack

Sisters should expect things like this… Duh…

scotchnaut

He’s a likeable enough fella and I check in on him once in a while but Matt Mitchell is the poster boy for a dude on Ozempic that never bothered to do the exercise component.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRCiHafCRWM

ballsofsteelandfury

He’s great!

Doktor Zymm

Huh, I hadn’t considered that we’re headed towards an epidempic of middle aged skinny fat people

Don T

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Unsurprised

Sorry. The pee tape jokes are so fucking old and stale they’ve turned to phosphorus

Jimbo

I had Portillo’s for the first time recently. My friend was trying to convince me to order the chocolate cake shake. That’s a lot of calories.

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Doktor Zymm

Your friend clearly wants to fatten you up for some reason

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jimbo’s friend (artist’s conception):

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SonOfSpam

The Simpsons “Hansel & Gretel” short featured Homer biting into the house and saying “Mmmm…sugar walls…” and for that I am grateful.

Unsurprised

Don’t agree if they ask you to clean a giant cast iron pot. And especially don’t let them keep spilling meat tenderizer on you. And especially especially don’t let them make you work in the dark.

ballsofsteelandfury

Dude!! Did NOT know they had a location in Buena Park!!

I will need to check that out!

Jimbo

Stopped on the way back from a fishing trip off of Newport. Big Beef was muy delicioso.

Unsurprised

Dunkin’ sells something with like 150-200% of that calorie count. And it’s blue.

Don T

Some sexai
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Don T

Great car talk! The Batmobile story was very cool.

Doktor Zymm
Brick Meathook

Cole’s, DTLA

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Jimbo

Went to Phillipe’s on Wednesday. Is this as good?

Brick Meathook

It’s closing next Saturday after 117 years.

ballsofsteelandfury

Are we meeting there tomorrow?

Brick Meathook

Yes, at noon!

scotchnaut

“Hey, look at you, you like wieners/hot dogs and you’re all “no ketchup” like the champ that you are. Meanwhile, the Oktoberfest/Hot Italian sausage lovers are laughing at you because that isn’t even part of the equation. And you silly bastards aren’t even talking about whether or not the buns should be toasted. Meanwhile, the manly dudes huffing on huge sausages are demanding that their buns be toasted! We relish that mustard and we don’t apologize about it. Anyway, Bill Clinton. Thank you, I’ll not be taking any questions.”

-Pam Bondi, giving an update on the potential release of The Epstein Files

Unsurprised
Redshirt

https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/25/science/asteroid-2024-yr4-potential-lunar-impact

Luna’s gonna take one for the team…and then rain down her shattered terrain on us.

Doktor Zymm

That reminds me, I lost the napkin where I computed what sort of wmd would be best for moving the moon’s orbit just slightly to change the tides. Need to redo those for…reasons

Unsurprised

I have my suspicions about this photo, but I don’t care.

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scotchnaut

Her teeth can’t be that white. Good catch, Unsurprised!

Redshirt

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bengals-sign-shemar-stewart-first-round-pick-inks-fully-guaranteed-rookie-deal-after-lengthy-holdout/

Okay, that’s one stupid, self-induced crisis averted. Now announce the Trey extension, you bungaling Bengals!

WCS

/Trey Hendrickson signs with Steelers, four-years, $96 million
//Joe Burrow ragetires in response, joins UFL

Redshirt

///Darkest Timeline manifests itself to laugh at Redshirt

Doktor Zymm

Do you think there’s any timeline where the Bengals are a well-run team, or is it a universal constant like the Browns?

Redshirt

It would have to be a timeline where the Bengals were not founded by Paul Brown, because Mike Brown was also involved in getting the team. Possible as the AFL was competing with the NFL and putting a team on the other side of Ohio makes sense, however Paul Brown was royalty in Ohio, so that made Cincinnati agreeing easier.

If the Bengals moved to Baltimore in the ‘90s, we are not getting an expansion team like Browns 2.0. No history and too close to Indianapolis. Maybe a relocation but doubtful.

tl;dr The chance exists but more likely we’re multiversally cursed.

Last edited 7 months ago by Redshirt
Unsurprised

What if Mike Brown predeceased Paul by, say, exploding in a Skyline Chili accident?

Unsurprised

It’s a shame it’s so hard to find a SFW photo of Katya Clover’s ass.

Anyway, Suicide Girls is still a thing. This one is Peachme, which is fitting.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

To be fair whenever a Terry dominates the media cycle, it involves them being clinically brain dead.

scotchnaut

“Fuck you.”

-Terry Anderson

Unsurprised

I started watching Happy Gilmore 2 as soon as I shut down my work PC for the day.

Then I came to my fucking senses.

Anyway, Yanet still has it.

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Redshirt

Yeah, when I heard how it started, I already checked out. It’s like someone watched how “Rocky V” started and went “I can make this more depressing and asininingly stupid.”

Redshirt

That was a nice tribute to Hulk Hogan on SmackDown. It’s was funny how they included a still from the Netflix debut when he was booed out of the building, but overall it was a moving tribute to a person who made Professional Wrestling what it is.

That being said…

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

That reminds me, I haven’t watched American History X in a while

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoZ5jOcrKcI

In honor of today’s cocktail, a terrific Yinzer Rawk track.
Lil’ and Lil’er WCS say hello, too.

scotchnaut

I think that means you’ve touched bases with certain progeny, which you were desperately pining for. I’m so happy for you.

/I’m hoping that my oldest skull fracture boy will visit during the coming long weekend
//miss him and really worried about him. Fuck

Doktor Zymm

Well, if you haven’t gotten calls from any hospitals then at least you know he probably hasn’t fractured his skull again. That seems kinda helpful?

scotchnaut

I think I didn’t state things very clearly-he’s at a school and we know where he is but we worry greatly about him and hope that he visits us this coming long weekend.

ballsofsteelandfury

Quite a butt-tastic selection today!! So hard to choose…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who do you have on your pedo mount rushmore. Donald Trump, obviously. And I’ve got Jeffrey Epstein, Larry Nassar, Denny Hastert, and Dan Schneider as my other candidates but can’t decide which one I’d leave off.

Redshirt

Any reason why Michael Jackson didn’t make the cut or are you factoring in more evilness?

WCS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Recency bias. Embarrassing omission, he definitely belongs up there.

Doktor Zymm

There was never any real evidence against Jackson, and the allegations against him were made by the parents/guardians rather than the kids themselves. I went back and read about the trial and it seems entirely possible that it was profiteering BS

WCS

The Catholic Church and Papacy deserve their own entire mountain range.

Redshirt

This is getting confusing. If only someone had a list of all known people who committed these unspeakable crimes they could release, then we’d know who belongs.

Unsurprised

If only people had put this much pressure on Trump in his first term when Epstein was last arrested and Trump had something to lose. I wonder why they stopped. Total mystery.

Redshirt

The difference is Trump and his sycophants didn’t use Epstein to rile up their base. They did this time but now they can’t deliver. My guess is they don’t have any evidence of who committed crimes, only those who were associated with Epstein, of which Trump is included.

With Trump Administration, Biden Administration, Harris’ Campaign and the 2nd Trump Administration, if there was any proof of someone committing these crimes, something would’ve been leaked by now.

Doktor Zymm

The Apennines would work, although seems a waste of some lovely mountains