TGIF! Training camps are here. August is nigh! And there’s another season ending injury.
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Today we get two (2) cars that never made it to production, but still became famous.
Lincoln Futura (1955)
This car lived up to its name by looking like a car straight out of the Jetsons. The car was a two-seater with sharklike headlights, long tail fins, and a double bubble windshield that went over the two passengers, so they each sat in their own glass bubble. Turns out, Lincoln went a bit wild with the design because it was never intended for production; it was just to test out some design concepts. Instead, the car was put on the car show circuit to show off its design. The car also appeared in a the movie It Started With A Kiss. After Lincoln was done with the car, they sold it to a custom car maker in California named George Barris. That might have been the last of the car, but it was actually about to get very famous. Barris as hired to design a car for a new TV series called Batman. With only a three week lead time, Barris simply modified the Lincoln Futura with bat-like features and adding the “afterburner” kit on the rear. And that’s how the Batmobile was born.
Chrysler D’Elegance (1952)
Time for a US manufacturer to display more terrible decision making. Chrysler’s lead stylist can up with a design for a two-seat fastback coupe with some elegant curves. In a cost cutting measure, the stylist sent the sketches and a scale model version of the car to Ghia, an auto design firm in Italy to build a full size prototype. After Ghia had completed and returned the prototype, Chrysler didn’t want to spend the money to put it into production due to an ongoing cash crunch at the company. Of course, the following year Chevrolet introduced the Corvette and Ford introduced the Thunderbird. Both cars became huge sellers while Chrysler had nothing to compete with them. As for Ghia, they just so happened to start working with VW on a sports car. And in 1955 VW partnered with Karmann Coachwerks to produce that sports car which got named VW Karmann-Ghia. That car looked nearly identical to the D’Elegance though Ghia claimed it was an all new design and VW went on to sell more than 450,000 Karmann-Ghias through1974. Chrysler eventually got around to building a 2-seat sports car in 1992: The Dodge Viper.
These two once towering domestic manufacturers are still in business, but just barely. And it’s not difficult to see why.
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Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
Lil’ and Lil’er WCS sound asleep while a documentary on the Balkan Wars of 1912-13 airs. We did arts, ate a lot, made plans, and watched TV earlier. We’ve got a fun couple days ahead with princess and Duke WCS tomorrow, and then a playdate Sunday. Or, the other-way-around, however it plays out. Regardless, the band’s back together for a weekend tour.
This is stuff I was missing earlier in the week.
I actually found something of value on Bluesky
https://bsky.app/profile/garethwatkins.bsky.social/post/3luqcq3c54c2i
However, I do wholly support some shame word for AI plagiarists.
Because AI output is slop.
No one said these TikTok kids were wee geniuses
The best thing would be if it’s a term that AI came up with itself because it’s getting tired of fulfilling so many inane requests and would prefer to just sit around and be lazy for awhile.
Happy Gilmore 2 was stupid but a good kind of stupid. If you like Adam Sandler movies, you’ll like this.
I’m going to go question my important life decisions.
I eat cold cuts from the fridge while deciding what would calm my munchies
Do you stare at the clock on the microwave when you do it?
https://www.governorbilllee.com/
I think this is real…
He’s the governor of Tennessee
Lmao!
Without clicking, that dude sucks so fucking much
Weekend reading:
https://secretaryrofdefenserock.substack.com/p/america-as-prussia-in-1806
How is everyone’s feelings on REM? Not the sleep.thing Spam.
REM is Rocking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuknsRV5kDI
Love the band but they don’t really want to play again.
So Michael Stipe said.
“We’re half awake in a fake empire”
That’s Rocking!
REM is awesome.
REM sleep is also awesome.
Top 5 never-saw-live-but-coulda regrets (in no particular order)
REM
Tom Petty
Duran Duran (could still!)
Prince
Oingo Boingo (holding out hope)
I saw REM at the Hollywood Bowl and it was fine but not particularly memorable. You don’t need to regret it.
This could be you.
Thanks, just love the band’s body of work.
Agreed.
Prince is definitely on the same list.
We won’t talk about Boingo.
Home.
Safe.
Happy Friday folks!
I’ll be the guy over here lighting it up.
Had a dinner party, cooked you marry me chicken and Deci said Uncle Dicks is better.
Savage little guy
Critique is not only welcome, it’s encouraged.
Up in this bitch!
Please give ideas for improvement!
My shit is always a work in progress.
PLAY SOME TUNES!
Here, I’ll get things rolling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwzaEkxK98I
MOJO!
True original anarchy from the Reagan era.
Found a funny:
DATE: i like guys who are sensitive
ME: (trying to impress) my teeth hurt all the time
https://youtube.com/shorts/uvug1cGDivk?si=CaisA_EIFuqBbZ1Q
Temu Conor O’Malley rite there…
lol
He absolutely cried after this.
You guys don’t understand, being President is a hard job. He should be allowed to molest as many sex trafficked teenagers as he wants!
Dude went 6 for 6 with 4 Home Runs against the Astros!!!! ⚾️
That’s ROCKINGGGG!!!!!!
The Dude.
Yes! Suck it, Asterisks!
The episode of Supernatural I’m watching just made reference to past cases in “Ogdenville, before that North Haverbrook, and…Brockway”.
Love this show.
Did South Haverbrook ever recover from their rival scoring that legendary monorail?
Actually, yes. It ended up being a Pawnee/Eagleton type situation.
RIKKI: You know what would be nice?
OTHER RIKKI: A Manhattan?
RIKKI: That’s right! I think I’ll fix one up.
OTHER RIKKI: Just the one?
RIKKI: Yeah, I was planning on lifting weights in the morning so I don’t want to be hungover. One is plenty.
OTHER RIKKI: But…what about me?
Rikki’s pretty fucking selfish.
Hey! Which of my former lovers is yapping?
Former?
I BARELY KNOW HER!
Thanks Ayo. I really like lady number 6 this week. We could do lunch together sometime.
We could?!? Oh, you meant lady #6. Right.
Wait, if you guys are having lunch with lady #6, I want in.
That Sweeney gal may have a future in this town
Okay, I’m dropping into the hole and watching Happy Gilmore 2. If I don’t make it back, draw straws to see who takes over as DFO Bengals fan.
.
4 minutes 11 seconds in and I’m already cracked open a Redd’s Hard Apple.
Don’t forget, the short straw also has to take over as the Moderate Republican. And mean it.
Best I can offer you is same division and moderate independent.
That’s not how the short straw works. You’re going to have to think Jeff Blake would’ve been a great QB with a defense and that Ronald Reagan was a good President. No choice. Enjoy the hell I’ve lived.
I’ll raise you Ken Anderson was the best Bengals QB in history and I voted for Reagan.
(TIL Balls had a fake ID when he was 15 so he could vote)
Reagan married the blowjob queen of Hollywood and was more senile than Biden could ever hope to be. He was also a liberal until his rich friends told him how stupid that was.
Short straw. Also, they’ll have to believe that George W. Bush was an okay president who just got bad advice from his dad’s friends and Dick LeBeau would’ve been a great head coach had he not have his only shot with the ’00-’02 Bengals.
Okay, that last one is actually accepted by all.
It should probably be a Steelers fan or a Bears fan, just because we have quite a few of each.
The moderate Republican part will be difficult though
Again, short straw. You think I became a Bengals fan and a Moderate Republican by choice?! No, its because an ancestor pissed off a witch or something.
Its a curse, you imaginary idiots!!!
No matter what goes on with different lengths of drinking apparata I don’t think they really have the power to force political positions on people. Although maybe they do and the DNC is fucking that up just like every other bit of election strategy
Ronald Reagan was crooked union boss who sold out the Screen Actors Guild in favor of his masters at MCA (who made millions from it) and Reagan also profited handsomely with sweetheart deals. He was almost indicted for it in 1962.
It’s my sister’s birthday so I sent her this earlier. Yes I’m immature.
Older or younger sister?
The joke might have different effects on the answer, I would think.
Older. Big 57 today.
Sisters should expect things like this… Duh…
He’s a likeable enough fella and I check in on him once in a while but Matt Mitchell is the poster boy for a dude on Ozempic that never bothered to do the exercise component.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRCiHafCRWM
He’s great!
Huh, I hadn’t considered that we’re headed towards an epidempic of middle aged skinny fat people
Sorry. The pee tape jokes are so fucking old and stale they’ve turned to phosphorus
I had Portillo’s for the first time recently. My friend was trying to convince me to order the chocolate cake shake. That’s a lot of calories.
Your friend clearly wants to fatten you up for some reason
Jimbo’s friend (artist’s conception):
The Simpsons “Hansel & Gretel” short featured Homer biting into the house and saying “Mmmm…sugar walls…” and for that I am grateful.
Don’t agree if they ask you to clean a giant cast iron pot. And especially don’t let them keep spilling meat tenderizer on you. And especially especially don’t let them make you work in the dark.
Dude!! Did NOT know they had a location in Buena Park!!
I will need to check that out!
Stopped on the way back from a fishing trip off of Newport. Big Beef was muy delicioso.
Dunkin’ sells something with like 150-200% of that calorie count. And it’s blue.
Some sexai

Great car talk! The Batmobile story was very cool.
And now I know more about ice cream imports than I ever thought I would
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2025/jul/24/us-trade-representative/ice-cream-trade-imports-exports-biden-trump/
Cole’s, DTLA
You had me at cocktail
Went to Phillipe’s on Wednesday. Is this as good?
It’s closing next Saturday after 117 years.
Are we meeting there tomorrow?
Yes, at noon!
“Hey, look at you, you like wieners/hot dogs and you’re all “no ketchup” like the champ that you are. Meanwhile, the Oktoberfest/Hot Italian sausage lovers are laughing at you because that isn’t even part of the equation. And you silly bastards aren’t even talking about whether or not the buns should be toasted. Meanwhile, the manly dudes huffing on huge sausages are demanding that their buns be toasted! We relish that mustard and we don’t apologize about it. Anyway, Bill Clinton. Thank you, I’ll not be taking any questions.”
-Pam Bondi, giving an update on the potential release of The Epstein Files
Some Katya https://postimg.cc/gallery/8fLD53T
https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/25/science/asteroid-2024-yr4-potential-lunar-impact
Luna’s gonna take one for the team…and then rain down her shattered terrain on us.
That reminds me, I lost the napkin where I computed what sort of wmd would be best for moving the moon’s orbit just slightly to change the tides. Need to redo those for…reasons
I have my suspicions about this photo, but I don’t care.
Her teeth can’t be that white. Good catch, Unsurprised!
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bengals-sign-shemar-stewart-first-round-pick-inks-fully-guaranteed-rookie-deal-after-lengthy-holdout/
Okay, that’s one stupid, self-induced crisis averted. Now announce the Trey extension, you bungaling Bengals!
/Trey Hendrickson signs with Steelers, four-years, $96 million
//Joe Burrow ragetires in response, joins UFL
///Darkest Timeline manifests itself to laugh at Redshirt
Do you think there’s any timeline where the Bengals are a well-run team, or is it a universal constant like the Browns?
It would have to be a timeline where the Bengals were not founded by Paul Brown, because Mike Brown was also involved in getting the team. Possible as the AFL was competing with the NFL and putting a team on the other side of Ohio makes sense, however Paul Brown was royalty in Ohio, so that made Cincinnati agreeing easier.
If the Bengals moved to Baltimore in the ‘90s, we are not getting an expansion team like Browns 2.0. No history and too close to Indianapolis. Maybe a relocation but doubtful.
tl;dr The chance exists but more likely we’re multiversally cursed.
What if Mike Brown predeceased Paul by, say, exploding in a Skyline Chili accident?
It’s a shame it’s so hard to find a SFW photo of Katya Clover’s ass.
Anyway, Suicide Girls is still a thing. This one is Peachme, which is fitting.
To be fair whenever a Terry dominates the media cycle, it involves them being clinically brain dead.
“Fuck you.”
-Terry Anderson
I started watching Happy Gilmore 2 as soon as I shut down my work PC for the day.
Then I came to my fucking senses.
Anyway, Yanet still has it.
Yeah, when I heard how it started, I already checked out. It’s like someone watched how “Rocky V” started and went “I can make this more depressing and asininingly stupid.”
That was a nice tribute to Hulk Hogan on SmackDown. It’s was funny how they included a still from the Netflix debut when he was booed out of the building, but overall it was a moving tribute to a person who made Professional Wrestling what it is.
That being said…
That reminds me, I haven’t watched American History X in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoZ5jOcrKcI
In honor of today’s cocktail, a terrific Yinzer Rawk track.
Lil’ and Lil’er WCS say hello, too.
I think that means you’ve touched bases with certain progeny, which you were desperately pining for. I’m so happy for you.
/I’m hoping that my oldest skull fracture boy will visit during the coming long weekend
//miss him and really worried about him. Fuck
Well, if you haven’t gotten calls from any hospitals then at least you know he probably hasn’t fractured his skull again. That seems kinda helpful?
I think I didn’t state things very clearly-he’s at a school and we know where he is but we worry greatly about him and hope that he visits us this coming long weekend.
Quite a butt-tastic selection today!! So hard to choose…
Who do you have on your pedo mount rushmore. Donald Trump, obviously. And I’ve got Jeffrey Epstein, Larry Nassar, Denny Hastert, and Dan Schneider as my other candidates but can’t decide which one I’d leave off.
Any reason why Michael Jackson didn’t make the cut or are you factoring in more evilness?
Recency bias. Embarrassing omission, he definitely belongs up there.
There was never any real evidence against Jackson, and the allegations against him were made by the parents/guardians rather than the kids themselves. I went back and read about the trial and it seems entirely possible that it was profiteering BS
The Catholic Church and Papacy deserve their own entire mountain range.
This is getting confusing. If only someone had a list of all known people who committed these unspeakable crimes they could release, then we’d know who belongs.
If only people had put this much pressure on Trump in his first term when Epstein was last arrested and Trump had something to lose. I wonder why they stopped. Total mystery.
The difference is Trump and his sycophants didn’t use Epstein to rile up their base. They did this time but now they can’t deliver. My guess is they don’t have any evidence of who committed crimes, only those who were associated with Epstein, of which Trump is included.
With Trump Administration, Biden Administration, Harris’ Campaign and the 2nd Trump Administration, if there was any proof of someone committing these crimes, something would’ve been leaked by now.
The Apennines would work, although seems a waste of some lovely mountains