Or perhaps with a cabbage fart, who can really say in advance smgdh.
Arsenal and the Robins Hood kick off our footy morning (7:30, USA) with the big story being the big fat Forest owner ending his passive aggressive spat with Nuno, and replacing him with another big fat Greek bastard. This one being the dude who just finished 17th with Spurs. Oy vey.
Fulham and Leeds get TV coverage (10:00, NBC) over Everton/Villa and Sunderland/Palace because they really want you to buy Peacock premium. Which Hippo has already done.
Spotlight Dance is a forgettable Spurs/Rum Ham tilt (12:30, NBC), followed by a jump back to USA for Beesus/Chelski at 3:00. Pass, and hard pass. Not with alternative sportsball options.
As to JV NFL, the day proffers the following:
Oregon (-28.5) at Northwestern (Noon, Fox)
On the plus side, make it snow’s beloved Mildcats have SUCH a body clock advantage. On the other side…literally everything else.
Clemson (-3.5) at Georgia Tech (Noon, ESPN)
The Tiggers have done absolutely fuckshit to deserve being MOAR than a FG-favoUred away from Death Valley. Other than not being Georgia Tech.
Wisconsn (+21.5) at Alabama (Noon, ABC)
Yeah, I’d guess Roll Damn Tide is likely still angry enough to throttle the Badgers. Because boy howdy, are they bad. But the GAMBLOR advice is – POUND THE UNDER. No matter how low it seems. Thinking this finishes sommet like 21-3.
Georgia (-3.5) at Tennessee (3:30, CBS)
Jawja tends to be the Vols’ kryptonite, pretty much eternally. One suspects that Happy Appy transfer QB finally hits the wall today. That said, should UT actually run out to a 2-score lead, I doubt UGA really has the kind of offense to play catch-up.
Southern California (-20.5) at Purdue (3:30, CBS)
One benefit to all these road favoUrites? You know somebody is absolutely, positively going to end up blowing their own dicks off. Might it be the Troi Boiz? Lord, I woild NEVAR stop laughing…
Yinzburgh, But JV (-7.5) at West By God Virginia (3:30, ESPN)
I’m just here so I don’t get fined. By WCS. Who would be mighty crochety if we downplayed this whole Backyard Brawl just because Fuckers du Cousins lost to non-THEEEEEE Ohio.
South Florida (+17.5) at Miami-FL (4:30, CW)
I’m not sure this matchup is really good enough (can USF really get another scalp for the locker room wall?) to play hide and seek to find your local CW affiliate. But the cheerleaders will be hot.
Thus concludes the early fixtures and their thread. TOGGLE OVER
Congratulations WCS.
4th and 24, WCS…
College football is stupid, nobody denies this!
“After further review, game, blouses, Georgia”
Pete Carroll calls play action…
“GERITOL. GERITOL. DENTURE SWING LEFT! REPLACEMENT HIP ON THREE! HUT!”
Georgia has two Democratic Senators, (for the nonce), so I’m rooting for them over Tennessee.
Do these Georgia/Tennessee players get overtime pay for overtime? Overtime is the most precious of all the times.”
-UnionGuyRob
Union SI!!!
Almost complete implosion. Christ, if that poor kid has to kick a placement AGAIN…
At this point, if you don’t paint crosses on your face in eyeblack, one must assume you’s aligned with Satan smgdh
SEC bananacakes underway.
Think some orange sphincters is tight
Why, did someone leak the Epstein files?
Josh Heupel has all the chin abilities of a Future Phil Fulmer
Didn’t get the reference. But the chin abilities? 🤣🤣🤣
should went with chintangles
#4chin
My keyboard went to some Asian alphabet, what the fuck?!!! Woooooohooooo touchdown!
Congrats to Rich Rodriguez for continuing to display quality coaching acumen, swapping out true freshmen quarterbacks in a high-stress scenario with the predictable results.
Congrats, Gumbygirl. Yinz have braggin’ rights for the foreseeable future.
It isn’t over, not counting my chickens yet.
That’s mean, what with West Virginians neither affording chickens nor being able to count.
(shit, this joke may offend the Alabaman, hopefully she can’t read)
Not actually from Alabama! And yes, I can rede reel gud.
Oh, it’s very over. Do you realistically think this offense can score ten or more in the time left? They’re much more likely to trip over their literal dicks.
Honey, I Shrunk My Balls Alert-
The weather has been cold for a bit but the last two days have been somewhat warm so I’m going in.
Indian Summer fooled me yet again.
Weather: “Highs in the Low 70s and Lows in the Upper 40s.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll close the pool.”
Weather: “Ha! Time to bring back the Upper 80s.”
SEC tilt back to plaidness
the qb being named gunnar shows disrespect for charly kirk imo
RichRod is such an arrogant sack of useless ass.
These refs are liquid cat shit.
When the entire pile is in the endzone, safe to assume ball crossed the plane.
Nawt in the #ACC, where academemics matter!
yeah, that whole “academic snobbery” crap for not inviting WVU was eye-rolling – but that’s an inbred conference run almost exclusively by Tarhole fuckwits for you.
The Twaaaaalllllve is a better league, anyway.
Referee Gary Patterson (over P/A): “The Previous Play is under further… Under further review? The mosh pit itself is over the goal line! Ok, screw this. I quit!”
Red Sox losing 4-1 after Bregman hits a 316 home run off that stupid Pesky pole and fans start chanting “Yankees suck” proving, once again, that you will never be able to find a greater concentration of stupidity than at any Boston sports event.
But the Yankees do suck.
Yes, but they are better than the Red Sox of late.
Everything Luke Fickell Said After Losing to Alabama
Fickell’s seat isn’t hot yet, but they are getting the kindling ready.
Lil’ Archie Pey-Pey is 5/16 at the half. Against UTEP.
When they announced Arch Manning sponsorship deal with Warbly Parker that should’ve been a red flag.
yeah, kid probably misses his old glasses.
https://youtu.be/SDBVm2frtIY?si=ZPwSKbkLC6ahK4rv
Regret that I can only like this once
West Virginia 7 – Pitt 3 in the 3rd Quarter. This better pick up or else the Backyard Brawl will be relegated to an apartment parking lot.
They really should keep a camera on the UGA cheerleaders.
Penn State vs. Villanova?
Did they learn nothing from Sandusky?
I can’t find the UConn game, (it’s on ESPN+, but I don’t have that and also Yankees-Red Sox), but it doesn’t seem like the Fightin’s are getting it done against the Blue Hens.
https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3lyqpuufljc2h
For those curious, both the people referenced above were actually studying theoretical physics and eventually went mad, taking their own lives and, in the case of Ehrenfest, that of his son, who had Down’s syndrome.
This is among the many reasons I avoid theoretical physics and those who study theoretical physics.
That makes me less embarrased that John Tesh is an NC State graduate.
Ludwig was finally vindicated and even has his own constant
If you have ESPN login access (through cable company), you might get it now. A whole bunch of streaming stuff just became “included” in cable (and now I have to figure out what to re-program/cancel).
I got YouTubeTV which makes me SOL.
I have both, because (i) I am an idjit; and (ii) my kids also use the YouTube TV login
That’s way too much effort for something I care so little about.
/”Finding Your Roots” special episode
Henry Louis Gates Jr: [pregnant pause] “I think you’ll be a bit surprised when you turn the next page.”
Boltman: “Ludwig Boltzmann was my great grandfather? I did not see this coming!”
HLG Jr: “Another thing we found. Do you want to know?”
Boltman: “YES, of course!”
HLG Jr: “Because you weren’t able to connect the dots here, it’s very possible that unrelenting stupidity runs in your family.”
Boltman: “Femur drums can be heard in the distance though, right?”
HLG Jr: “What does your medical insurance cover?”
Googles “How to watch UConn football”
Why does it say “drunk, and with your hands over your eyes”?
ESPN+
Because nothing says Monopoly like being the only game in town and holding your customers out for more money. Even Rockerfeller would be impressed.
Wow, JV Cincy is the one giving the whooppin’ this time?!
#ACCRefs
Lololol!
Jerral was so mad about everyone dunking on the Parsons trade, he went out and gave cray-cray moneys to an offensive guard instead.
YYYEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWWW
Somebody go interrupt the Cornblower Throuple’s romantic getaway – UConn is losing to DELAWARE.
A wee sweaty head pops up and says
“we’re a basketball school!”
It’s 31-28 UConn now. They seem to have figured out some things about stopping the triple option, (at least temporarily), and also that targeting is bad.
This offense is embarrassing.
#MeToo – Yinzburgh, But JV