TGIF! We are now in full swing of footy, JV football, and actual football! Let’s get to it!
Word Count Filler Time
How about some famous quotes about war.
War is cruelty. There’s no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it wil be over.
— W. Sherman
I prefer fifty thousand rifles to fifty thousand votes
— B. Mussolini
Next to a battle lost, the greatest misery is a battle gained
— Duke of Wellington
It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience
— J. Caesar
I want you to remember that no son a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dum bastard die for his country
— Gen. G. Patton
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun
— M. Zedong
In war, you win or lose, live or die — and the difference is an eyelash
— Gen. D. MacArthur
Do not forget your big guns, the most respected arguments of the rights of kings
— Frederick the Great
If men can develop weapons that are so terrifying as to make the thought of global war include almost a sentence for suicide, you would think that man’s intelligence and his comprehension would include also his ability to find a peaceful solution
— D. Eisenhower
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country
— H. Goering
They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29 to 1. They can’t get away from us now!
— Gen. C. Puller
RAMPAGE!
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Sexy Time
(AI free this time. Apologies for last week)
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
Oooohhh shit.
I took tonight (Saturday) off, and forgot until I looked at me schedule. Fuck yeah, Past WCS!
Pair of Rhodes scholars were caught trying to scale a fence and half-wall to get into a building. Naturally, they ran when police arrived. One surrendered immediately, still looking the second.
This was my call that began as a simple burglar alarm that’s quickly becoming a County-wide search. STAY TUNED, DEAR READER!
UPDATE: Police are searching the Allegheny River. If this genius actually tried to swim away, he’s not going to be found alive. The currents in that river are strong, it’s nighttime, and I have to think he’s probably not in the proper state of mind for a task like that. Not to mention, any boats or ships nearby won’t see a solitary swimming dipshit in the water at night.
The public.
Unless he’s the nemesis of a famous tv detective, then he’ll survive and seek revenge when everyone thinks he’s dead
THE PERFECT PLAN
Hey Scotchy, thanks for recommending Travel Man.
It was very entertaining. I’ll watch again.
First episode was Barcelona and yes we need intel.
“Travel Without Mercy!”
National Anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8dWM0EHX8&list=RDCk8dWM0EHX8&start_radio=1
Wow.
Another notch on the prison wall.
It’s Friday night kids!
Home. Happy.
I’m really glad to be a part of so many sane people.
Thanks life.
How’s that version of jam?
Spectacular.
Best yet.
Thank her profusely for me please.
What a gift.
Not my call, but, caller reports two people banging in her living room. Caller reports she is across the street at a friend’s, and can see the action. No word if the caller knows these individuals currently getting her furniture sweaty and sticky.
The kicker, dear DFO’er? She called in July for the same issue.
That’s….I feel like there’s maybe some fetish I’ve not heard of involved here?
I have…. questions
Has she tried kicking them out? I mean that would be considered a dick move.
Also it would be considered an assholish thing to do to a friend’s hospitality!
It’ll be messy but I think you have to turn the hose on em.
Finally took off about an hour late. Some decent thunderstorms putting on a show off the port side, always fun to watch from the air
Mike Gundy… buddy… all good things have to come to an end, and maybe we’re at that stage.
Tulsa defeats Oklahoma State, 19-12. First time Tulsa has beaten OSU this century (1998), and the first win for the Golden Hurricane in Stillwater, OK since… 1951.
Getting obliterated by Oregon in Eugene was bad. This might be worse. This is like UTEP beating Texas in Austin or Kennesaw State knocking off Jawja in Athens.
Are you even a man? Gundy is.
He’s 40!
Actually, he’s 55 now…
I love NIL.
It’s the global warming of college sports, bringing about a little more expense but also delivering unexpected haymakers to America’s status quo on a regular basis.
I love that Iowa is 2-1 and Rutgers is 3-0 and both of them are ranked below Notre Dame, who are 0-2.
Notre Dame can go 2-10 and get a Playoff spot because “their strength of schedule is important” and “tradition” or some such ostrich shit.
That and the massive NBC TV contract.
You are reading LIVE the words typed by this dumbass Yinzer as he begins his Friday night/Saturday morning shift. We’ve already had a sedan on fire, a loud party in my old apartment building, and a possible dognapping.
Tulsa is currently making Mike Gundy’s tenure at Oklahoma State even more uncomfortable right now. Golden Hurricane (great name) is leading the Cowboys, 19-9 in the fourth.
Also, Lil’ WCS sent me this while I was on my way here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7L5hEzFYY&list=LL&index=2
I’m not crying, you’re crying, dammit!
How’re yinz all this Fritag?
Dog is at the party
I’m pretty good. We did some low-level restaurant-hopping the evening and in the hand roll place we stopped by when we were seated I noticed a phone sitting on the bar so I brought it over to the hostess, thinking I was scoring some good karma. Turns out it belonged to a woman who happened to be in the bathroom when we arrived.
Tell me about hand roll place.
@blaxabbath – this place:
https://www.thebar.sb/
Very tasty and not too pricy at all.
Good, having a couple of beers watching the Dodger game.
A big FU to the MLB for putting Kershaw’s last home start exclusively on AppleTv.
I feel bad for whoever lives in the space where #6 was filmed* – having their laundry machines next to the oven means that all of their clean clothes are going to smell like cookies.
Hmm. Okay, I guess that’s not so bad.
*old Rikki would have said “shot” but new Rikki realizes it would be disrespectful to the memory of Charlie Kirk
Listening to United flight attendants chat has been a lot more interesting over the past few weeks since they voted overwhelmingly to reject the new contract their union negotiated
For the record, I agree it was a shitty contract. They got a pay raise, but with a whole bunch of really messed up new scheduling rules
I’m thinking Father Brown series 10 is probably good for napping since I don’t care about following the plot as much with Mrs McCarthy gone.
Tis the bestest day o’ the year, Int’l Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Now pardon me whilst I go drop me anchor in MrsTPS lagoon, sheath me sword in her scabbard, fire me cannon thru her porthole, as she climbs me main mast.
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It’s rated
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peeeeegeeee-13
d/2 clearly
That sounds exhausting. Why not just have sex instead?
I don’t know, some of those women look like they might have diseases.
By which of course I mean scurvy.
First you gotta raise the Jolly Roger. There’s a pill for that now.
Congratulations to Sharky on winning the AFL Tipping Pool!
Wooo! I knew going in country would help!
For real though. It was an awesome time going to the game. I need to go to one at the MCG next.
You have to be on drugs to deal with middle schoolers.
https://www.1011now.com/2025/09/17/drug-dog-visiting-middle-school-finds-cocaine-teachers-wallet-police-say/
What kind of schoolteacher can afford the beak, though??
I think BDSM State might fire Mike Gundy at halftime…
He’s a man!
https://youtu.be/jXEde89WC44?si=0J_mztbub2m3MWTt
Last night at my apartment, the movers come tomorrow. Went to order some dinner, and it turns out the cheesesteak place is offering 2 for 1. I guess breakfast is taken care of, too!
(doesn’t get the joke) – Andy R., Kansas City, MO
You’re getting 4?
What part of town are you moving to?
El Segundo
Further away from lovely Glendale? Ah, nuts.
Love #1, especially if she is Olivia Casta, like Google says she is. Because then you can see her boobs.
She’s playing coy with the shoulders, though.
/but TOTES seems nice, don’t get me wrong
LOVE the non-AI ladies! Lucky 7 gets my vote this week.
Also, Goering was dead on.
Found a funny:
Look man, Spuds McKenzie was a long fucking time ago. It’s not like I had ‘fuck you’ money. I still gotta earn a living. Do you want a drink or are you just gonna bust my balls?
His non-existent balls since 1986.
Hey, beats licking peanut butter!
“That’s for damn sure.” — Lowratio
Is that Redshirt’s…Redlegs standing on their hind legs, like a bunch of Little Rory Calhouns?
Dooming the Bastard Man Small Bears to Wild Card too.
One of these days I won’t be able to extricate myself from weeks of semi-laziness with a couple days of effort, but TODAY IS NAWT THAT DAY!
I had to use my brain in hyper-focus, warp speed today, too. Damned near killed me, I am too old for this monkeyshines.
But JUST OLD ENOUGH to use words like monkeyshines.