Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Pre-NYC Election One

This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New York from falling into the hands of Muslim socialists. Even though, if my reading of “2008 Republicans Reacting Reasonably” is correct, the entire country was like that for eight entire years and last I checked, you could walk into your local burger place and get a bacon cheeseburger. It may cost a fucking lot more than it did, and the jingles of sales that I grew up with as a kid are long, LONG dead. Our “five dollar four inch” jokes are truth now.

Anyway Hermana Weaselo might be going to a Mamdani election watch party and (since I’m working and it’s an RSVP so the place doesn’t get over-packed) I may ask her to do a Boots on the Ground. If, again, the Space Marines haven’t immediately invaded the city because that’s where we’re at with AI dreck. Slop is too kind a word. Crap is too general.

Speaking of invasions, we haven’t heard in some time from Comrade Old School Zero, presumably the guy dressed up as an alot of beer.

In the meantime, there is still news of the outside world because the trade deadline heating up! We even got trades!

-CB Michael Carter II and a ‘27 7th from NYJ to PHI for WR John Metchie III and a ‘27 6th

-S Kyle Dugger and a 7th from PIT to NE for a 6th

-EDGE Keion White and a 7th from NE to SF for a 6th

-CB Roger McCreary and a conditional 6th from TEN to SF for a conditional 5th

Goin’ mad, see? Anyway, there’s baseball tonight of the human (Game 5) and dice (BKN-HAZ) varieties. Probably hockey and basketball as well. Now go comment!