I’m having a hell of a time starting the intro for this game-not because it doesn’t have its merits but because as I type my wife is cooking bacon. Is she making a BLT? Perhaps a chicken club sandwich? My mind is reeling at the possibilities. Umm, there’s only 4 more of these Monday Nighters left, folks. TO THE GAME!
GB/Phi-At one point the Pack was 4-2 and all the cheese was delicious and life-giving. Four straight losses later and the skies overhead are filled with Crestorcirrus, Lipitorstratus and Zocornimbus clouds. This looks to me like a ‘loser gets nothing’ game because Green Bay is 4-6 and the Eagles are 5-5 and stuck in a division with Dallas (not going to catch them) and the Giants (8-3) and the Redacteds (6-4-1). Major sports sites will tell you “it’s not over!” for the loser, “they could still win out!”. But c’mon, do either of these deeply-flawed teams have the wherewithal/talent to run the table? I’m shaking my head as well. Rb Sproles has a broken rib but is expected to play-how is that even possible? I expect that Smallwood will get the majority of the touches. Struggling rook qb Wentz should take some shots downfield-the last two qb’s to play against Green Bay’s complete mess of a secondary had ratings of +145. Oof!
There you have it-GIMMEE ALL YOU GOT!
Oh, no…
http://www.espnfc.com/chapecoense-af/story/3007152/plane-flying-chapecoense-to-copa-sudamericana-final-crashes-in-colombia
Just woke up to this. 2016 can’t end soon enough.
Yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciqf8yMVzAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rvr-A5Pfko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4TjAz_t7eI
It’s quiet…
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/stuff.gif
We’re up to the part in the Simpsons marathon where only every third or fourth episode is good and the rest are just all right.
fucking mondays man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJz2IMUeDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v2E3FZv6c4
Seems legit.
Just like COINTELPRO
Yup
@Unsurprised: Think of Universal Basic Income as a way of socializing the gains of having robots do more of the work.
Yeah, but …
Fuck it
Ask him about his dysfunctional family already!!!
“How do you know your season is on the line in this game? Is it the media or does a teammate have to tell you in the locker room? Or are you not a moron and know at 4-6 you need to win this game?”
Paraphrasing, but I fixed the question to include the obvious answer.
A: MAGIC!
How come zazzle doesn’t have an FAQ for “How do I explain to my girlfriend that I paid real money for a poster designed by someone I’ve never met to commemorate the fake adventures of other imaginary internet friends?”
“It supports feminism, honey. Trust me on this.”
I just lied and said that it was for a fundraiser.
made everything go easier.
A: Consider the fist
*Sighs* Just end it now, God
https://twitter.com/jakebackpack/status/802992597660790784
“Give.People.More.Money.” Da fuq? Give them money for and/or from WHAT, exactly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY6fp95uGfM
Print it? Fuck if I know.
Have you ever talked to someone who’s mentioned Universal Basic Income seriously? The last guy lost me at how UBI only works if you answer a question that eluded humans for the species’s entire history, but which I forgot because it fails every Econ 101 smell test.
No. No I have not, because I know how to walk away from stupid conversations.
And this is why I am always miserable.
Repeat after me: “Ah. You’re an idiot. I’ll be anywhere but here now, with anyone but you.”
Look sweetheart, stop listening to your attorney and return my calls and letters
Apparently, if she continues to fight, she will become Spur’s prisoner.
If “Room” taught me anything, if she or her future child pretend to be dead for you to take them out to bury, make sure they’re dead before you leave your property (plus, it’s easier to carry a body if you cut it up and drip dry it).
If “room” taught me anything, it’s to never watch “Room” again because the interesting part of the story was over before the beginning of the god damn movie.
You got me there.
OK, enough of this.
Later, Taters!
Has Chris Doleman been released from the asylum yet?
Why does the turntable in this Viagra commercial not have any speakers connected to it? Bugs the shit out of me every time.
Why are they praising Wentz as the next coming of Brady for putting up 13 on a defense that has been giving up 28+ the last 4 games?
I don’t know but I assume it has something to do with Bridget Moynahan.
Philly’s going to be seduced and abandoned?
“seduced and abandoned” – great documentary if you get to see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRiBmcSVAak
The traditional version, by Los Panchos (usually heard on AM radio on Sunday mornings)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pwRiKDcrjz0
(added to favorites)
There’s this version:
https://youtu.be/ktHhRnhW7HY
Something about that wig gets me all hot and bothered..plus she has a huge jugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nleRCBhLr3k
“Wentz is about to be a five-star talent”
/Gets sacked on two straight plays
The one thing that bugs me about Westworld is that either they cured CTE or Goodell is god-emperor and no one knows that you’re not supposed to get hit in the head so hard you black out for hours once, let alone repeatedly.
Passing out is super bad for you.
Maybe they stop a millimeter from impact and discreetly inject you with knockout— Jesus, just fucking kill me.
And the same characters, within the same episode (Man In Black/William). As drunk as I am, I don’t think I’d sleep through an entire batallion of Confederate soldiers getting slaughtered by knife.
A miss on that field goal would have cost me my fantasy matchup. It is clear that Shan’Khor was pleased with my ritual of burning a copy of the novel Misery as an offering.
CAN SOMEONE TELL GRUDEN TO FIX HIS FUCKING JACKET HE LOOKS DUMBER THAN HE SOUNDS /rant
Davante Adams’ meastiness is killing me in insanity league
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0e2b45e04ccc83c161dcfb30a8c9820b/tumblr_nfk85b6r1u1s4rkjho2_1280.jpg
Jon Gruden having football games from the local radio station on CD is a very Jon Gruden thing to do
How this wasnt a bigger movie is beyond me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh2Lky730q0
stop fucking lying Jennifer Garner, that shit didnt happen
“When my dad called Capital One, he said, ‘I’d like the Jennifer Garner card and also to never speak to one of you damn furriners agin so if’n you could put me through to a proper Merikan I’d preciate it, you fuckin ni….'”
“JENNIFER! TOO MUCH HONESTY!!!”
If they weren’t divorced, I’d assume “my dad” was a euphemism for Affleck
So that’s what the coca-cola polar bears fill the bottles with.
Clearly OPI
ref looking right at it, too.
http://data.whicdn.com/images/32846502/large.jpg
Refs just want to get this shitshow over with, get the hell out of there, and hit the titty bars.
Important to get there before Gruden shows up and starts screaming about Spider 2 Banana while throwing bills in the air.
Aren’t those just sports bars where a guy has his shirt off in Green Bay?
Ok…THAT was OPI. There’s no question.
Why is there so much fucking sand on that field?
A safe and wholesome lady
http://data.whicdn.com/images/73662434/large.jpg
No way are Gruden and McDonough having this conversation.
And some Lake
http://imgur.com/r/felicity_jones