tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)

Hey.

Let me be the first (???) to say, “SHUT UP COLLINSWORTH!”  uh, I mean, “Happy Thanksgiving!”

Happy Thanksgiving to all those DFOers in the Clubhouse that celebrate

Holiday Reminders: Have you taken your Turducken out of the freezer to thaw? Do you have enough liquor to get through the extended weekend? Can you see the games from your seat at the dinner table? Are you loading the shotgun with less than lethal rounds or is this the year you clean house with buckshot when the conversation at the dinner table inevitably turns to politics?

Twelve weeks in, two weeks until the FF playoffs start.  Obligatory:

Let’s get to it, shall we?

Freezer Vodka League

Week 12 Match Ups

Week 12 Standings

Three teams sit atop the standings at 8-4; Original Recipe White Claws, Shiba is for the People! and The Drunky QB. Then it gets really crowded in the Jeff Fisher Zone. There are seven teams at 6-6 fighting for the remaining playoff berths; Sydney Sweeney’s Ar*an Tits, Stefon DIggs’ Pink Powder Club, D&D For Jocks, Dead Hobos, The Blair Witching Hour, Indelible Prickstains FC, and Orwellian Ungoodundaythink. That leaves the Relegation Zone, whose denizens this week are Pump Up The Spam, Rev’s Chosen Ones, Tush Pushy Galore (all at 5-7) and She’s got good Jeantys (3-9) still looking like a stone cold lead pipe lock for relegation.

Lowratio League

Week 12 Match Ups

Week 12 Standings

Still the gold standard in Lowratio League, AI Abuelas (9-3) has clinched a playoff berth while maintaining its first place position (with its attendant automatic promotion). Will anybody be able to stop the onrushing train that is AI Abuelas? Even after suffering losses this week, Raccoon With A Meth Pipe and Rod Rust never sleeps (both 8-4) hold the next two playoff spots. Filling out our playoff bracket this week, all at 7-5, we have 1 Day. 1 Wonderful Secret (riding a 4 game win streak), The Hunters of Renfrow, and Jimbo’s Sad Hombres.  Next up, the Jeff Fisher Zone, whose membership this week includes Dick’s Sweet Candy Asses, Saquon this Penix and CeeDee’s Unsolicited Nix Pics (all at 6-6). Alone at 5-7 is Hot Meaty Milkshakes. That leaves four teams in Lowratio’s Paddock: Bondi Fetish Garden Noems, A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge, and Ambigious Aaron Rodgers (all at 4-8) with The Brick Experience in 14th postion with a 3-9 record.

“Oh the things I’ll show you” – Lowratio

Lowratio League Blow Out of the Weak

**Bonus** Lowratio League Playoff Forecast Graphic **Bonus**

If the playoffs started Week 13, here’s what they’d look like

Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!

Until Next Time!