Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Totes mailing it in today, as it’s a holiday ( Monday). So, got nothing interesting or important to write about. Besides, no one is here for my commentary.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Great defensive work. Rams could go with them cause they have great receivers but they don’t have a guy to cover JSN. Pats do but they don’t have the guys to block. They had to run to win.
Loved that. I’m hung over as shit. Watched the game with two patriots fans.
So impressed with the team to beat the rams and niners to get in and in the playoffs and then stomping the cheating, trump loving, sex slave abusing, son tongue-kissing bastards to cap it off.
BC Dick

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I thought my cup of schandenfreude was full, but then I read Portnoy’s Complaint.

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA!!!

BeefReeferLives

I hope he dies. Of a broken neck trying to suck his own cock.
King Hippo

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Thanks for the thoughts you thunk over the season, Hippo. I always look forward to this post.

Monday Morning Mock Drafts starts next week! Feel free to make suggestions.
Horatio Cornblower

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Sole nit to pick about the halftime show: it’s not an authentic boricua wedding unless a couple of *tías scuffle over who’s taking home the table’s centerpiece and flowers. But that would’ve been against the twin themes of the halftime show: solidarity and unhinged over-the-top-ness.
Don T

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He was robbed for Super Bowl MVP; Walker didn’t even score any points!

Redshirt

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As someone living in a town full of Boston transplants, thank you Darnold, for giving us another year of peace.
BaldingSpiritually

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…and in conclusion, that’s why you never trust a goat and should always check for a hospital bracelet on a first date.

Whew. I’m never telling THAT again!
Looks around aww MAN!
NotShogunButShogun

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I’m giving meself a three-day “weekend” starting in about 100 minutes. I think I earned it after this actual weekend.

I may just type up a primer for the UPCOMING UFL SEASON. I know yinz are enthralled with the prospect of the 2026 season! Spring foobawl is coming back again, baby!
WCS

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/pushes Yeah Right and Balls into traffic

Damn, what a beautiful day here today! 80 and sunny!

//sees that neither is hurt because traffic ain’t moving
SonOfSpam

It wasn’t that nice of a day. There were enough clouds that I needed to put on my robe after swimming laps lest I get a little chilly.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ooh…look who’s got robe money! What’s next, Chili’s?
NotShogunButShogun

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As we were watching the mixed curling final, the gf and I had a debate which would be worse?
Double with your siblings or your spouse?
NotShogunButShogun

why not both
-University of Alabama Curling Program
Gatoraids

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I can’t be exactly sure until about two/three weeks from now but I may have done a thing.

If it comes to fruition I’ll have protected 45 jobs and be able to tell two multinational companies to go fuck themselves. I’m not gonna lie-I’m very full of myself at the moment.
scotchnaut

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I feel bad that James van der Beek died because he and his wife were good friends of my brother and my brother finally flew to Texas to see them this weekend. I got to meet the Beeks once before Covid. He was such a nice guy even when I accidentally insulted (maybe? I will never know) a dead actor friend of his. But I also got to geek out over him telling me about Megalopolis back before 9/11 shut down that project. Anyway, I am also seeing a bunch of comments on the Reddit posts discussing the rise in colorectal cancer and specifically among 20-39 year-olds and I’m sure there’s nothing suspicious there.
Unsurprised

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DFO Commenters: “Scotchy is a lot of things but he’s not exactly ‘edgy’.”

Me: [eats corn on the cob out of season] “How Do You Like Me Now, Bitches!”

DFO Commenters: [complete silence]

Me: “Bitches?”

DFO Commenters: [look down and away]

Me: [quietly] “bitches?”
scotchnaut

I though “Edgy” was the name of your favorite flensing knife?
LemonJello

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A little Social Distortion playing over the loudspeaker at an Italian ice hockey arena that may or may not have been built to code?

Horatio Cornblower

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BeefReeferLives

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Had dinner on the early side tonight, so we may watch a movie. Suggestions?
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Really enjoyed both main Oscar contenders (would put Sinners just barely above One Battle After Another), just in case you haven’t seen those.


Weapons was unhinged fun, depending on your “fun” definition.


You could rewatch Independence Day and laugh about how horribly the current Prez would handle such a situation. “We’re looking into the aliens very strongly; if they don’t behave I’ll slap a tariff on Saturn”

SonOfSpam

Ding ding ding, we decided on Sinners once it was clear you all weren’t gonna be helpful

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You thought we would be helpful? That’s sweet
Doktor Zymm

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I see the FBI is counting on the Arizona Cardinals Coaching Search Party to investigate Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom.

But ir does feel right that we’re watching the family simply follow ransom instruction daily because the authorities are just a bunch of nitwits who are never going to solve this.
blaxabbath

My mother is terrified and driving my sister crazy. Because everyone wants to kidnap an 86 year old Italian mother with no assets and kids who couldn’t afford a quarter of any ransom requested.

jjfozz

You might chip in a quarter if they’ll take your MIL, too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

For that, I’d pay the whole thing and borrow money from the mob.
jjfozz

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The skeleton announcers: “She’s simply too light on her sled to maintain the momentum of her awesome start.”

Me: (a beer in one hand, a box of doughnuts in the other):

Horatio Cornblower

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Repeating this from the Request Line, because frankly it belongs on Sexy Friday: reports are that the Winter Olympic athletes have already exhausted the supply of free condoms in the Olympics Village.

There were 10,000 condoms.

God bless those horny kids.
Horatio Cornblower

There are 1533 male athletes so that’s an average of 6.5 condoms per penis!
Doktor Zymm

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Because sliding on a sheet of ice at 60mph with one’s feet forward, why not do it going 75mph on a smaller sled, and head first!
The Dolphins medical team is on standby in the event someone wipes out, causing a back injury.
WCS

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Happy hallmark profit day to you all. I’ve had enough relationship time to appreciate being single but I always made sure to put in the effort on this day, regardless of the absurdity. It doesn’t matter. Men who do it right, keep her, those who don’t, don’t.
Also flowers on a whim are a huge boon in my opinion. I still wouldn’t trade it for peace and quiet though
BC Dick

Flowers, chocolate, a card from the dollar store, also got up with the boy instead of her. Going to make Paella for dinner. Job done.


If she leaves me I am moving in with you which could be awkward at Easter and Thanksgiving.
litre_cola

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Made a Valentine’s breakfast for wifey, the boys and a girlfriend.* Strawberries, blueberries, watermelon slices, grapes, eggs to order, (girls are picky, go figure) bacon, scratch hash browns and French toast. And now I can barely move.

*wife was surprisingly easy-going about my girlfriend dropping by
scotchnaut

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This may or may not work but it is tradition.

Sunday Gravy coming, yo!

yeah right

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Was watching the women’s biathlon, and oh boy, the sheer comic justice at the thought of a Ukrainian competitor turning and blasting away at a Russian “Individual Neutral Athlete”
BeefReeferLives

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Walked around SF today. Tons of ppl out for Chinese New Year & Mardi Gras celebrations!!! 🎉🧧

It’s Rockingggg!!!!
rockingdog

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Caller: “911, the renter next door? There’s a new car in the driveway. Can you investigate?”

WCS: “That’s not a thing we do ma’am. Get a life. Next!”

Caller: “I just found out that my son is watching porn. Can you come here and arrest him? He’s not of God.”

WCS: “Get lost, loser.”

Caller: “The moon is shining through my kitchen just like last month and you haven’t done anything about it. I’m calling the cops on you!”

WCS: “Stop being a drunken shithead. Next!”

Caller: “Someone has stolen the Steelers flag that I had on my porch. It cost me $4.99!”

WCS: [trying desperately to remain calm] “We’ll take care of this. ALL UNITS THERE’S BEEN A FLAG RAPE IN BETHEL PARK. THE SUSPECT HASN’T BEEN IDENTIFIED YET BUT IT’S PROBABLY A LARGE BLACK MAN THAT IDENTIFIES AS LAMAR JACKSON. THOUGHTS ABOUT WHO WE SHOULD DRAFT IN THE FIRST ROUND ARE WELCOME.”
scotchnaut

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Gumbygirl

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How the fuck you boys doin?

I’ve been scarce around these parts lately; my DFO time was always my “on my laptop while watching tv/making dinner” time, and there hasn’t been much of that these days. Hope you had all had a pleasant Patriots Schadenfreude Day, I know I did!
Dunstan

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I don’t care what Horatio says, I think Don T is a fantastic writer.
scotchnaut

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Found a cool:

What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.

rockingdog

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