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I can nae force myself to be arsed (with watching or previewing), but at least you get a cheerleader pic. My inner pervert ALWAYS wins. Also, congrats to the Cornfuckers for winning their first ever NCAAT fixture in program history. No, that is not a typo nor an exaggeration.
The footy schedule is very jumbled today, due to European rake-stepping (LOL at Geordie Arabia especially) and tomorrow’s Arsenal/City of Men Caribou final. Obviously, I’ve nothing to say about the Redshite match (which janky officiating will surely fuck over the Trashbirds), so the action starts at 11a.
Mighty White hosting Team White Lives Matter! I hope this makes it onto prison rec room TVs everywhere. We all look forward to Litre’s unquenchable rage at Boo-urnley manager Rough Trade Scott Parker.
Two MOAR single-header windows follow, with So Very Mid Everton hosting in-usual-turmoil Chelski (1:30, NBC/USA/Peacock??). If Hippo’s Toffees want to even PRETEND like they are chasing Zooropa (A or B) adventure, they have to take all 3 points here. Otherwise, it’s completely over. Win, and we are back to “very outside chance” – which is about as good as it gets for us. As we say – Everton, that..
Beesus is also chasing Europe, and they are away to Leeds at 4p. It’s juuuuussssstttttt fringe-possible that Leeds could fall into the relegation slap-fight. But they have to keep losing matches like this (and today feels very Draw-y to Hippo).
Sunday brings early Northeastern HATE (Sunderland/Barcodes, nae Yanks/Sawx thank fuck – 8:00, USA), followed by the Crucial Relegation Six Pointer (expect to hear that phrase over and over) that is Spurs home to Robins Hood (10:15, USA/Peacock).
That aforementioned Caribou title is at 12:30 (ESPN+), but nobody really cares. Such is life.
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