Monday Night Is Ladies Night!

If you’re a college basketballer-more on that later.

To The Tidbits!

Cleveland Has Stark Realization:

The Browns, after taking a long look in the mirror, have pulled their proposal to allow teams to trade draft picks five years into the future. (the current rule allows picks to be traded up to three years down the line) Someone in the front office had the thought, “I mean, not me but some other guy would have to live with his mistake a half-decade into the future rather than our usual thirty-six months. Whoa.” Many people I’ve invented in my head are calling it “The Watson Epiphany”.

Jets Ruining Another QB?:

Apparently Zach Wilson, Sam Darnold, Chad Pennington, Geno Smith and others weren’t enough. Dan Orlovsky’s little person crush Ty Simpson (he’s apparently just 6′ and a little over 200lbs) has met with New York. Buddy, pretend they’re the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and just run away.

Featured Games Tonight:

#2 Michigan vs #1 Texas:

The Lady Wolverines(?) are having themselves a season just as the men are. I’ve not seen Texas play yet but will remedy that this evening.

#3 TCU vs #1 South Carolina:

What is this other team from Texas doing here? Do I have to watch them as well?

Do Your Thing.

/that stock photo is garbage but here we are