Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “They Are All Perfect”

I’m getting the cherry blossom texts from the Brooklyn Botanic Garden saying it’s bloom season! Maybe if they’re still there this weekend I can take Senorita Weaselo in the afternoon?

Instead we walked around Morningside Heights, where around the back of Manhattan School of Music there’s a park known as Sakura Park with its own cherry blossom garden. It’s at first bloom or right before, as they’re still white, but still, if Katsumoto from The Last Samurai learned anything, it’s the title of tonight’s post. Also because Ken Watanabe is a phenomenal actor.

(It’s also convenient in terms of why this still is not a Nocturnes Magazine, I want my full notes in order to write it which I‘d need my laptop.)

(Also, props to the guy across from me on the 2 train as I am currently writing this with the cherry blossom Yankee cap and pink camo pants.)

What’s the point of this story?

Anyway, anything fun and exciting in the news? No, big one is that Falcons OT Kaleb McGary has elected to retire.

Okay, anything fun and exciting on the telly? We got baseball, basketball, and hockey. The hockey:

One of these teams is making the playoffs! And who it is will SHOCK and AMAZE you! Or some other clickbait, whatever, Fire Drury. (BUF vs. NYR, 7:00, TNT)

Legitimately who wins a ring first, McJesus or Macklin? (EDM vs. SJ, 10:00, TNT)

The NBA is almost relevant at this point of year?

Fuck Trae Young, even if he ain’t there anymore vs. A solid 50 wins and probably still getting bounced in the first round (ATL vs. CLE, 7:00, ESPN)

We’re here to watch Wemby and Pals, but really just Wemby. (POR vs. SAS, 9:30, ESPN)

Baseball: It’s not just chucking the Yankees on Amazon Prime on Wednesday nights! (DET vs. MIN, 7:40, FS1)

We’re not dead… yet. But oh boy, are we teetering!