TGIF! Happy splashdown day!

Word Count Filler Time

Speaking of words, let’s study origin of words, or as some say the etymology of words.

Marmalade
Mary Queen of Scots sometimes refused to eat. However, she was always down for a conserve of oranges. So it was called Maria malade.

Ostracize
This has nothing to do with Ostriches or down under. In ancient Greece Athenians voted against a statesman by etching their name on ostrakon.

Dumbbell
Not named after you! Back in the day, a bell ringer was notable for their well developed muscles in their chest, shoulders, and arms. An inventor found a device that could develop the same muscles without the sound of a bell toning over the entire city.

Dismal
This comes from the Latin phrase dies mali which means unlucky days. These were medieval days that were unwise to start a new undertaking and were two days per month. April was the 10th and 20th. So don’t start anything new today.

Capital
This is the money sense of the word. Again, this is from Latin where the word caput meant head of a cattle. Back in those days it turns out the head of cattle was worth a lot of whatever currency they used then.

Gibberish
No, not this post. Have some faux respect. There was an 11th century alchemist charged with death for dealing with the devil. His name was Geber and his nonsensical treaties to defend himself led to this term.

Alright, enough of this nonsense. Use your own words below.

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Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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WCS

https://www.wpxi.com/news/photos-emergency/Z4DFUJXUSZAAHFSLLZOZ73YXIM/

This is my call Thursday night. The homeowner wasn’t hurt, so there’s that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why didn’t they use the other neighbor’s piss jugs to put out the fire?

Horatio Cornblower

Kinda concerned that #5 is a hostage situation…

yeah right

This Paris trip is seriously like the trip that Fate is telling me not to take.

I can’t even.

I’m medically cleared for air travel!

Going to Paris motherfuckers!

This was top 10 one of my weirdest days ever.

SonOfSpam

Excellent, very happy for you!

“Chapeau” means “hat”
“Oeuf” means “egg”
It’s like those French have a different word for everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_8amMzGAx4&pp=ygUcc3RldmUgbWFydGluIHNwZWFraW5nIGZyZW5jaA%3D%3D

WCS

Your project got back safely, so there’s that at least.

yeah right

Almost to the second.

That’s pretty fucking amazing engineering.

yeah right

This shot has never been attempted or framed this way.

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WCS

Pretty cool that you can humble-brag you quite literally helped this picture happen.

2Pack

Happy Trails Brother

yeah right

Come join us for lunch!

SonOfSpam

“caput” is not Latin specifically for “head of cattle” just “head” but like, the thing on our neck, not like blowjob action, thank you for your attention to this matter

“decapitate” is a cool word because you can see what it means from each part, also reminds me of guillotines which I’d really like to see back in vogue

In related news, I’m having a nice hazy IPA and it’s Friday

SonOfSpam

I didn’t study a dead language to NOT be an asshole about it.

But as always, thank you very much for your service.

Gumbygirl

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2Pack

Nice set Mr Ayo, thank you Sir. I’m splashing down with lady number 5.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I still can’t believe that Teena Marie wouldn’t help Youngblood get to the freaky party.

SonOfSpam

yes THANK you I’m glad someone gets it

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hooray, I filed my taxes! Through some wheeling and dealing with IRA and HSA stuff we only owed a couple of hundred bucks!

scotchnaut

/monkey paw curls

The money owed will go towards a vacuum cleaner replacement program for families within a one mile radius of RTD’s home.

fleshwound_NPG

crew’s out of the capsule

9 days of smelling their own farts 24/7 finally over

ballsofsteelandfury

LOVE #3

ballsofsteelandfury

Fuck that. I can override that veto

2Pack

And for that level of hustle…

BecV7Zy
2Pack

Just play dumb, it’s worked for me over 67 years now…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So apparently Iran can’t find all the mines they supposedly laid in the strait.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Last edited 11 days ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Doktor Zymm

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I can help with that! What numbers are nearby?

herodotus450
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, delightful!

Doktor Zymm

That is brilliant!

51 seconds, not bad but probably not going to make it into the top 10 though

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Given that the top 3 scores are negative values, it’s probably gonna be tough.

Horatio Cornblower

211 seconds, but I’ve been using the Exxon Valdez to clear the Strait, so I’m a little slow.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

The geek in me likes how mine sweeper was to teach you have to left and right click things
Solitaire was to teach drag and drop

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And the Trump bois unfroze $6 billion in Iranian assets just to get those guys to *start* negotiating.

Senor Weaselo

THANKS OBAMA!

WCS

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I’m reposting this because it’s too great to be missed.

Got a call for someone’s neighbor who has many urine-filled jugs and containers scattered around the yard. Call reports there was a multi-gallon jug from a watercooler filled outside at one point. Now, there’s a bailer on the guy’s porch. For piss jugs. I was also informed the guy doing it is a retired police detective.

Fuckin’ way she goes, bud. Way she goes.

scotchnaut

@Horatio

Best first season run of any show mock draft

I’m taking Kids In The Hall barely nudging out Trailer Park Boys

WCS

Simpsons up to Season 15 or so.

scotchnaut

I was pretty clear about THE FIRST FUCKING SEASON BEING THE CRITERIA.

/channeling Horatio

Gumbygirl

Splashdown appears to have gone smoothly

Doktor Zymm

Nostalgic, and still a banger
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=viMEhOWcxd0

Last edited 11 days ago by Doktor Zymm
Senor Weaselo

Indian music video meme flashback night? I’m down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2tOlfLEHZI

Senor Weaselo

Or our personal favorite because our friend looked the most like him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU7KmH2PP9k

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