Once MOAR Into the Final Stretch

Stupid international/Mickey Mouse Cup break is finally over.  Most clubs have 7 fixtures remaining, with 5th through 13th an absolute madhouse jumble.

And of course, all neutrals hoping for Spurs to be Spursy, and go down with their new, madman manager (on a 5-year uber-rich contract, no less).  Friday night footy DID see WHam! (UK) absolutely push no-longer-hot-af-Wolves’ shit in, 4-nil to the home side.  Technically, Spurs are in the relegation places right NOW, though they won’t be if they win their game in hand Sunday (a Draw would leave them in 18th as well).

Feet first into the fire, with the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols hosting yeah right’s ever-dangerous Cherries (7:30, USA).  Could be a tone setter for the weekend, especially if Arsenal drop points here.  We know that’s always a possibility, in this season of chaos.

Just two in the 10:00 window, not much to see with respect to Trashbirds away to White Lives Matter (Peacock), so all eyes will be on the Beehive – with Brentford hosting Suddenly Frisky Everton (USA).  I am nervous, and fear I will be screaming/sighing Everton, that when the 4th Beesus goal fills the onion bag.  Meh, such is life.

Mighty Whitey gets the flailing Redshite in the Spotlight window (12:30, NBC), but Hippo ain’t watching that monkeyshines.

Sunday is dominated by Spurs away to Sunderland early (9:00, USA), followed by City of Men away to Chelski at 11:30 (also USA).  Almost certainly worth your time and attention.