More Draft Fallout: I Wasn’t Finished Yet

Look at us, we’re mere hours away from the weekend when we can let out our pants and let in some nachos, or other carbohydrates of your liking.

I was thinking about teams/players/schools that ‘lost’ the draft and lo and behold, when I started googling there was all kinds of materials. So some of this is borrowed and some of this is me own thinkings.

Tyler Allgeier:

Perhaps you don’t recall but this fella was a 5th rounder that set the Falcons rookie rushing record and was promptly replaced by Bijan Robinson in the rb pecking order because Atlanta just couldn’t help themselves. He finally gets out from under his rookie contract and is signed by Arizona for 12 mil. But the Cards are a directionless franchise that desperately needed help on the o-line and anywhere on defense so they grabbed running back Jeremiyah Love. Just the dumbest possible move possible for Keim. Their backfield was going to be very capable with Conner and Tyler and now it’s going to be an unnecessary mess.

Virginia:

More concrete evidence that most of ACC football isn’t taken seriously by pretty much anyone. The Cavs were 11-3 overall with but a single loss in conference but no one thinks their program or talent is remotely credible. There’s not a single player from this team that was drafted.

Sillycuse, West Virginia & Wisconsin:

These programs have seen some recent success and Wiscy’s 4-8 record in particular kinda befuddles me but this trio didn’t have a single player hear his name? How the hell do you effectively recruit with this hanging over your head?

Keon Coleman:

Dem Bills coaching brass are saying all the right things through gritted teeth about the 2nd rounder that was a healthy scratch at one point last season but actions speak louder than yakkings when you draft Skyler Bell in the 4th. (a cry of “Go UCONN!” echoes from a distance) Coleman had all of 6 catches in his last 5 games last year, btw. Methinks, energy and effort will be directed towards the new guy.

Jerry Jeudy:

Sometimes teams look very intelligent by letting go/trading a player and Denver fits the bill regarding this (in retrospect) severely overrated player from the wide receiver factory that was Alabama at the time. Look, the odds of both K.C. Concepcion and Denzel Boston both working out is low but the fact that Cleveland leaned so hard into the position means that as soon as the dead money becomes manageable Jeudy is gone.

Y’all have any other draft losers in mind? Please share.

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Sharkbait

“Happy to be back in the game”

Why were you suspended Joel? Wanna elaborate on that?

Sharkbait

Goodnight Edmonton

Mr. Ayo

So long McJesus and friends

blaxabbath

Drunk Steve Kiem hasn’t been with Arizona in 2023.

I can understand how it still seems like he’s calling the shots though.

Senor Weaselo

Eulers goal overturned leading to Ducks goal shortly thereafter? Thanks for playing, Edmonton.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

First in my bloodline to live más

WCS

The Wild are the Houston 500s of the NHL.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How do they effectively recruit despite this? More NIL money.

rockingdog

Quack quack 🦆

Ducks up 3-1 vs Oilers! 🏒

That’s Rockingggg!!!!

Sharkbait

Me seeing Kreider go top shelf in the playoffs:

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Horatio Cornblower

I’d root for former Hartford Whaler Joel Quenville but I’ll be double-goddamned if I root for a team called ‘The Mighty Duck’

Get fucked, Disney.

Sharkbait

Fuck Quenneville too.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

the mighty duck was gwb’s finest moment as president ppl forget that

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Senor Weaselo

The site’s back up, which is good because I’ve had my Timbs on and a Knicks bandana around my wing-wang.

YERRRRRRRRRR!

Sharkbait

Goodnight Dallas

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll take “Things Said In The Wild Card Round Of The NFL Play-Offs” for $400, Ken.

Horatio Cornblower

The biggest draft loser to me was Arizona, because as Scotchy pointed out they spent the 3rd overall pick to address the one position they really didn’t need to address.

For me the second biggest loser was RAMMIT, using the 13th pick to take a QB who is not good, pissing off their coach, and likely alienating their, (admittedly aging rapidly) QB who was nearly the MVP last year.

SonOfSpam

I’m very disappointed in RAMMMMIT. They owe me a Super Bowl this season to make up for it.

Bogdanski

Let’s leave Mike Bidwell’s sexuality out of it though, please

NotShogunButShogun

…so yeah. That’s how mixing medications with artisanal bread will lead to a clown college scholarship.*honk*

LemonJello

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herodotus450

Jessica Campbell of the Seattle Kraken becomes the first woman NHL coach to be fired

Mr. Ayo

RELEASE THE GIRL!

Horatio Cornblower

This weekend is my birthday.

No, no, hold your applause.

I find that my weekend is planned start-to-finish by people who mean well, but do not seem to understand that you can just leave me alone with no responsibilities, a 12-pack of beer, and time to read this 608 page book about Mexico and I’d be perfectly content.

My father shares my birthday, and at 84 he has decided “fuck all ya’ll, I’m going to Provincetown for the weekend”

Being old and retired do have its advantages.

Senor Weaselo

Get KAT that triple double!

Horatio Cornblower

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Horatio Cornblower

(not sure why that posted twice)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Based on what happened to the Hawks it actually should have posted six times.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he’s a European diplomat:

me: where’d daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

Brick Meathook

The Hawks have Knicks right where they want them.

Redshirt

Florida continues to Florida.

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rockingdog

god forbid women have hobbies

Lmao

Senor Weaselo

I would watch the hell out of that.

Mr. Ayo

Did anyone ask her if she knows how to tap dance?

Horatio Cornblower

She clearly didn’t; why else would she have been arrested?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t think your skill level should be a factor in whether you’re arrested for tap dancing. Lock ’em ALL up is what I say.

Gumbygirl

Tap dancers are second only to mimes in the Cringe Olympics.

Gumbygirl

The penguins called the cops, they were offended by her alligator partner’s two left feet. And the two right ones.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is good, I like this.

SonOfSpam

(Stephen A Smith voice) ATLANTA IS NOT GOING TO WIN THIS GAME

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s crazy, even a written imitation of Stephen A. Smith’s voice is enough to leave me blind with rage.

LemonJello

“Draft losers? All of ’em. I dodged it five times!”

-Fuckface McShitbag, PoTUS

Redshirt

How dare you besmirch the honor and dignity of Clan McShitbag!

Senor Weaselo

Big job by the Knicks there not letting the Hawks cut it to under 40, 83-36 at the half.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuck Trae Young indeed.

Redshirt

This is the most thorough destruction of Atlanta since Sherman.

NotShogunButShogun

If I share seashells by the sea shore, could I go to club fed too? At least I’d be surrounded by a better class of criminal.

King Hippo

U*NC and Dirty Ol’ Bill(Bastard) ain’t have nobody drafted, neither.

$10M, they pay this chucklefuck to dry hump his grand-niece

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s 3 minutes into the 2nd quarter and the Knicks are tripling up the Hawks.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

50-16 now. I don’t think an Atlanta team has ever suffered this great of a humiliation in the history of sports.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

58-19 now with 7:30 remaining in the first half.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh sorry I meant 60-19.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think 62-19 is going to be the high point. But we’ll see.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nope, 67-22.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, 69-22, and seriously there’s no way this lead gets bigger.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

72-22 you have got to be kidding me.

Senor Weaselo

It’s like the team realized “Oh, shit, the one-point losses count as much as the double-digit point wins” and said fuck it, bury them.

Or at least that’s what I hope.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…bury them.

And then dug them up and further desecrated the corpse before burning the remains and urinating on the ashes and then burying them again.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hopefully this joke will make you folks laugh more than those mean old jerks over at reddit.

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Gumbygirl

How could she resist? You are nearly as sexi as my future ex husband

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Don T

That bicycle is a lease. Don’t do it grl #Brokeass

NotShogunButShogun

Lease?! What, you think he’s got Applebee’s money?!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Did somebody say fleas?” – Todd Marinovich, wondering if you can spare a little calamine lotion for a fellow sufferer

ballsofsteelandfury

No one mentioned the giraffe neck?

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