NFL News:
- now that the Franchise tags have been applied (where applicable), all is quiet until next Tuesday, March 7th, when the “legal tampering period” begins and teams can start talking to pending free agents.
- no contracts can be signed until after 4:00 ET March 9.
- nfl.com has a list of the “101 Best Free Agents Available”
- Top-5:
- Alshon Jeffery, Chicago Bears wide receiver
- Calais Campbell, Arizona Cardinals defensive end
- Brandon Williams, Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle
- Dont’a Hightower, New England Patriots linebacker
- A.J. Bouye, Houston Texans cornerback
- Top-5:
- pending Free Agent news:
- Chris Long has opted not to re-sign with the Patriots
- the Eagles are going to kick the tires on Jamaal Charles
- as previously stated, Colin Kaepernick has decided to take his kneeling talents elsewhere.
- “Lemme back in” news:
- Josh Gordon has applied for reinstatement
- anti-Tebow Johnny Manziel has re-hired his agent, who is shopping him around
- Belichick is debating the type of offer that could get him to trade Jimmy Garoppolo
- according to PFT, it’d be a first-rounder, another pick, and the GM’s mom
Canada 150:
March 1, 1927 – The British Privy Council awards Labrador to Newfoundland over a claim from Quebec, which still does not recognize the decision to this day.
- This dispute is the result of important Canadian history factoids:
- no formal boundaries were ever established in the northern regions of British North America and New France
- usually, territorial boundaries “followed the river”
- Canada was formed in 1867 out of former English & French colonies that were:
- forced together after the Seven Years War (1756-63)
- reinforced along southern borders after the US Revolution and The War of 1812
- united as a new country partly to avoid US invasion after the Civil War, due to British trade support for the South
- forced together after the Seven Years War (1756-63)
- Newfoundland was part of Britain until 1949.
- no formal boundaries were ever established in the northern regions of British North America and New France
- in 1902, the Newfoundland colonial government issued timber licences to loggers for areas in Labrador along the Hamilton River
- Quebec & Canada objected, and demanded the British government, through the Privy Council, decide the matter
- Newfoundland argued it had rights to all watershed land, along both sides of the river
- Quebec argued it had rights to the southern side
- Quebec & Canada objected, and demanded the British government, through the Privy Council, decide the matter
- in 1927, the Council determined Newfoundland had a claim to the land drained by the Hamilton (Churchill after 1965) River
Rather than continue to pursue the claim, Quebec exacts its revenge by claiming 75% of the profits from the Churchill Falls Dam, which it built as a joint revenue-generating project with Newfoundland in the 1960s to capitalize on the growing US need for electricity.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Penguins at Blackhawks – 8:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Wizards at Raptors – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
- Cavaliers at Celtics – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Rockets at Clippers – 10:30PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- Arkansas at Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Marquette at Xavier – 9:00PM | FS1
- Women’s soccer: U.S. vs. Germany – 7:00PM | FS1
I gotta admit, Trump sounded a lot more conciliatory last night. Whether TV president acts like an actual president remains to be seen. I STILL PREFER PRESIDENT BARTLET!
Note to self : Pick up Jamaal Charles in fantasy year after next, when he’s been given a year of rest and been made to look like crap by the Eagles…
I would hold a higher version of my parents vision on Trumps glorious society if I hadn’t been their bitch for 4 years. You keep getting injured or can’t even go to the store for soda, that is a problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8b4xYbEugo
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0017503ced2811c1a1b977cd06b317c6/tumblr_nskbamEUbd1uzpl6to1_1280.jpg
What is Senor’s and Redshirt’s Spring Break? I’ll take DFO Book Club for 1000, Alex.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/61c4b38e08927e98e3a193e8a78df8ed/tumblr_ol8qwxkkML1sqf5tdo1_400.gif
The budget for that one Superman movie was way underfunded.
I forgot to say! So today the kids behaved enough so we played freeze dance at the end of class and they asked “Mr. Senor, play some rock and roll!” So I played, in order: Stairway, Free Bird, and Johnny B. Goode. By the end they said “Mr. Senor, you said you were going to play rock and roll!”
SMGDH.
WHOA! DAMN!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5f1afb92d513677e70285ef550e185be/tumblr_ok22b5WS6I1tcqhjho2_500.png
http://www.businessinsider.com/r-antarctica-hits-record-high-temperature-at-balmy-635f-2017-3
http://thediamondexchange.net/14/history-channel-aliens-guy-progression-55.jpg
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/humans-ancient-aliens-guy.jpg
Hot air balloons; the speed yachts of the 1880s.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4d4ef631ee7bf98f743771ea2cdbf06b/tumblr_olch2dDtdA1sqf5tdo1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW_ocZLaRdI
FISTING WITH TWO IN THE STINK!
Sorry if I missed this somewhere; another island being flooded by rising sea levels.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/jets-release-darrelle-revis/vp-AAnGh8K
……..
(OK, that was really fucking funny)
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7edf033b810cd96b9534071b7d949672/tumblr_ol6wat4Fer1sqf5tdo1_400.gif
The Bakshi one was so much better, just for “Frodo of the Nine Fingers…. AND THE RING OF DOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!” song.
The gif makes it look like the little boyish Hobbit gon get raped.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/452/990/89f.gif
Super Saturday!
It’s no Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge, I’ll tell you that.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilyydJR421qcak18o1_500.jpg
https://imgur.com/gallery/3PFAxOH
This made me laugh my ass off.
Kevin Maguire is a seriously underrated comic book artist:
http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss27/ebailey140/jl/Justice%20League%20International%2019%20pg07.jpg
NEEDS MOAR CAMEL TOE!!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/70f1acd46a46899334c535dcb3bca029/tumblr_ollw4y2qUi1sqf5tdo1_1280.jpg
kidding; AGREED.
That cover is hilarious.
THE DINOSAUR ISN’T ROARING, HE JUST HAS BAD BREATH!
It must be cold in that jungle.
always good to think towards the future:
like what am i going to wear for halloween next year?
I mean that non sarcastically. I’m looking on ebay and party city for clearance costumes.
……i may or may not have a few bookmarked
I have no idea where I was going with this
A kind of pirate?
Sexy Harley Quinn?
I’m leaning the Mr. Meeseeks suit I didn’t buy and therefore wear last year.
Sessions. In cahoots with the fucking Russians. No jail, I’d imagine…
Of course not. He’s not going to prosecute himself, and even if the U.S. Attorney for D.C. has the balls to file charges anyway he can just fire them and order their replacement to withdraw the complaint.
He HAS to recuse himself or be forcibly recused, no? This shall not fucking stand, right?
Or what? That’s the thing. This is Andrew Jackson telling the Supreme Court to get their own army if they expected the chief Executive to carry out an order he didn’t like (that being not to exile the Cherokee to Oklahoma). It’s not before a court, so there’s no way for a judge to order it, which in theory would be carried out by the Marshals (who work for the Attorney General).
Basically, this is like in 2006 when John Ashcroft refused to provide testimony to Congress without even claiming executive privilege. He just said no, and there was nothing they nor anyone else could do about it. Same reasoning: the Senate was still Republican and would never have voted to send a demand to the U.S. Attorney for D.C. file contempt of Congress charges. So nothing happened.
He didn’t do anything really anything wrong, like send emails on an unsecured server, or be cleared of any wrongdoing during an attack on an American consulate or embassy…
https://i.imgur.com/W2xUS8I.mp4
The infamous conductor sent me a video of this kids playing hacky-sack with pizza dough as an example of “This is the most Italian thing ever,” but this might top it.
The Pope delivering the pizza. http://i.imgur.com/nF9xtWN.gifv
Dammit Spurs…
Or not.
Kawhi you magnificent bastard! Belay my last, premature once again.
Blazing Saddles is on Netflix.
http://www.canistream.it/
http://instantwatcher.com – Netflix and Amazon Prime releases
Yes
So fucking Sessions met with Russian ambassadors while working with the Trump Campaign? WTF
It’s literally House of Cards in real life.
Nah. HoC is just bad Clinton fanfic. This is 24-level batshit insanity.
Id rather live in the House of Cards universe.
Jesus fucking christ.
Meeting the new boss
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/sessions-spoke-twice-with-russian-ambassador-during-trumps-presidential-campaign-justice-officials-say/2017/03/01/77205eda-feac-11e6-99b4-9e613afeb09f_story.html?utm_term=.ed2f584da944
Thanks for the link.
Why the surprise?
http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-russia-ties-fbi-2017-2
At his Jan. 10 Judiciary Committee confirmation hearing, Sessions was asked by Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) what he would do if he learned of any evidence that anyone affiliated with the Trump campaign communicated with the Russian government in the course of the 2016 campaign.
“I’m not aware of any of those activities,” he responded. He added: “I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and I did not have communications with the Russians.”
Lying to Congress is a felony.
*was
Touché
Pelosi has already said that he needs to resign
He needs to be imprisoned.
I looked at his past when nominated a little in addition to what has come up regarding his agenda before; I guess with a guy like that I am not surprised that he would do that and be oblivious enough to technology that he would also get caught.
In honor of Ash Wednesday you should be watching Army of Darkness. Do it now.
Empty the bong water……
I recently caught up on the second season of Ash vs Evil Dead. That was surprisingly much better than season one
Evening. Is it the apocalypse yet? I’d like to not have to finish a few projects I’m behind on for work.
So, Ice Bears have won all of these titles but I for one have not found their fans insufferable as most other “dynastied” fanbases.
Ice Bears are barely holding on.
True in several ways.
See Northern Canadia
and Alaska, Russia, etc.
Very true, but it is ok because global warming and climate change is a hoax.
“Those bears are incompetent!”
It has been a fun game to watch.
http://alldayplus.narod.ru/2011/12_01/1.jpg
Soviet meats.
When dick jokes are outlawed only outlaws will make dick jokes.
http://wmms.iheart.com/onair/the-alan-cox-show-50360/comedian-john-caparulo-attacked-by-trump-15605962/#.WLc_E06l_aU.twitter
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/03/01/woman-throws-glass-at-comedian-john-caparulo-over-anti-trump-joke.html
That was actually pretty funny all around. I wonder if someone will call her a “snowflake” now?
Well, she is
Cricket’s brother looks like Andy Dalton
Beerguyrob, just a great job today! Actual information that made it look like we are actually professionals and not a bunch of #circlejerks staring at a cookie. Thanks!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f42faf4577a0bc6f26195419ea634c7d/tumblr_miks76zndB1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
There’s cookies?
What about cro-nuts? I really like cro-nuts.
I do too.
Wait, we’re just supposed to STARE at the cookie? Oh fuck me I’ve made a HUGE mistake.
Thanks.
Fun fact: I was eating cookies the whole time!
I’m thinking this …………CAN’T BE A COINCIDENCE
http://www.elblogdeyes.com/wp-content/uploads/history-channel-guy.jpg
Always Sunny: Cricket’s Very Own Episode
saving it for the morn, but expecting GREAT things
“Missiles”??
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c96bc5a7c99b654f5a456a16d2580e96/tumblr_olznx2WFWw1sqf5tdo6_1280.jpg
tWBS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIe1qxWqtdo
Hopefully but not sure how long before I can, or how long I can last tonight (giggity). Hopeful I’ll be able to jump to the table in the next 30mins.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7fd5af74b000d162171e628b7fb74c54/tumblr_olwpf22QGf1sqf5tdo1_400.gif
I’ll be joining everyone momentarily
Good to see Malkin’s defence is as strong as ever.
Evening folks. Apparently Scrooge McDuck beats Shovel Knight in a fight.
I bet that didn’t sound as nerdy in your head, huh?
No, it did. But there are nerdy enough people here.
That is fair and true.
Have you tried to play DuckTales recently? It shamed the fuck out of me. Why did game developers do that shit to kids?
Maybe that basketball player used to be a TE or something??
http://68.media.tumblr.com/fc8ca013a05a87fcd09e6caa7d6efa43/tumblr_nuaamrVmKT1tcqhjho1_1280.jpg
Holy dickballs, NORTHWESTERN!!!
That just might be enough for them to go dancin’!
OH MY GOD I JUST SAW IT
So I just got off of a 3 and a half hour conference call. But the Ice Giants didn’t do anything stupid today and my boss didnt know I had bourbles during the call. So…win?
Conference Call aka zone out and work on what I was already doing until I hear “David?” so I can ask them to repeat the question, so I can give a half-assed answer and immediately go back to what I was working on.
This is also my strategy for actual meetings.
I now handle the training for the entire company. So like once every other week, I either got customers or in house training to give on our drives.
I get told all the time by fellow office workers that I am “lucky” that I have such an easy job.
I would love to meet another person that regularly has 8 hour straight meetings they must lead five days in a row.
A fucking hour long conference call has most people calling uncle.
I once had to join a conference call regarding our entire Exchange system dying at 11 PM… needless to say, as I was NOT on call, I was at the bar. I managed pretty well with the mute button while ordering until about 1 AM, when I shouted, “YES I WANT ANOTHER FUCKING CAR BOMB!” at the bartender…. and everyone on the call.
I saw your response you posted in yesterday’s thread about racism; you made the point far better than I did, appreciate it.
I get why people struggle with talking about racism. I struggle too. Its a conversation that I never feel comfortable with talking to people in person about.
Its the little things every day. I have lost track the number of times white coworkers and friends have asked me “Why can JayZ use the N-word but its not okay for a white person?”
You know I have been called for jury duty at least 6 times in my life. Never once I have sat on a jury. As soon as I am called, I get immediately dismissed by the prosecutor because the notion is that a black man cannot sit in judgement of anyone…or at least that is my impression.
Its like every fucking day, a random person jabs you in the arm with a pencil. Same fucking spot every day. Eventually your arm is just one big open fucking sore, dripping puss and some random person jabs you with a pencil and you snap “STOP IT YOU FUCKER!”
And everyone stops what they are doing and stares at you like you are crazy because all that person did was just jab in you in the arm with a pencil .
Well, on that comment you said what I failed to say. Being a white male heterosexual I have never even come close to that kind of treatment or feelings. Quite the opposite; in black and Mexican, neighborhoods I have always felt at the very least partially welcome and never felt threatened. One exception was the wrong place and time in NOLA; but it was pretty obvious NOONE felt safe. Part of my experience may be obliviousness, but I usually have pretty good travel instincts.
Not really a point here, but it is amazing the cognitive dissonance that fairly intelligent people are so far beyond even conceptualizing this, let alone empathizing. tl;dr: people are fucking assholes.
I have the same percentage on jury duty; the only reason for me is that one side always objected because I am a pedantic dickbutt.
Of course it fucking snows the first day in march.
Maybe it’s my the dental work I had done today, but darn I’m in a bad mood.
It was 60 yesterday, it’ll be 60 on Friday. We’re currently getting heavy lake effect snow.
Why am I worried that this cat is the last thing several Japanese girls will ever see in their lives?
My thought was that was his suicide note. #nobubbles
So because my personal life is such a fucking shambles…I actually care about the community’s opinions about things and seek advice from my fellow NFL gambling junkies.
I’m in my mid thirties and basically my health has taken a turn where I am not allowed to do as much field work. So for the first time in my life, I am looking at setting down roots and getting a place.
So please keep in mind, I am used to living in a fucking hotel room 330 days out of the year or in a single bedroom apartment.
3 beds 3 baths 1,835 sqft townhouse built in 2007. $207,375 is the asking price. So assuming 30% down, my monthly mortgage, insurance, and whatnot would be about $200 less a month than what I am currently paying in rent for a 1 bedroom, one bath apartment.
Seems like a no-brainer right?
For sure. If Trump delivers on his 4% growth promise you won’t see interest rates like these again for a long time.
Bet the mortgage.
I would kill for that unit and that price here. KILL!
Move to northern Michigan. You can get 3500-4000 sq. ft. homes for 250-300k. THere’s an area around here where people moved in from California to work for Dow and used the money they got selling their little duplexes and shit and built McMansions with it.
Its fucking unreal the options I have. Literally the most difficult thing has been trying to work an real estate agent and not get distracted.
I’m used to housing options in Baltimore…
“Okay…I can tolerate lead paint…and no parking…but no bullet holes”
When I made the transition from inner city liberal to crazy cracker in the woods, it was staggering how inexpensive housing was. Almost made me forget about the half hour drive to go buy fucking milk.
The fucking batshit crazy thing…I’m within walking distance, like 30 minutes, from downtown. I’m NOT in the fucking burbs.
I don’t even have to cut down on my drinking!
I remember post-divorce how an 800 sq ft apartment felt extremely empty. I can’t imagine how big a 2k sq ft home would feel. It’s a fair enough price, but between the emptiness and the locked-in-ed…ness of owning a home, may be excessive.
The fucking kitchen/living room/dining area is bigger than my current apartment.
Seriously though, I live like a pauper because I have no space for shit. Fucking garage too.
Real estate agent warned about the train yard the house is next to…
“I live next to the train yard already…above a bar. If anything, its going to take me a while to get used to the lack of noise”.
Why do those people hate walls so much? The entire open floor plan thing makes me insufferable when looking at places. I’m not allowed to house shop anymore, because it invariably turns into me making jokes about “Areas To Entertain” and “Distance To The Beach” and “Twin Brother Real Estate Agents Who Are Totally Not Fucking Each Other”. HGTV is on SO much in my house.
I actually want to do that with my kitchen….. but I have the luxury of the basement being the TV room.
… and below another bar.
I’d rather be building equity than paying rent. Also what city I’ll get you a realtor and take 25% for giving them a lay-up of a purchase 😉
That’s the same price as a Vancouver bathroom.
FUcking unreal what Canada housing prices are getting to in some areas.
We poach a LOT of overseas talent…especially China and Poland, where we can get very well trained, very knowledgeable electrical engineers that you can drop anywhere and they will get the job done.
We are starting to get a lot of Canucks now that are applying because they can’t afford to live in Canada where the engineering jobs are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqQiivfcrHU&ab_channel=KevinMims
BTW… I must admit I do enjoy Blue Apron it has been a nice change of pace for my cooking
Is it worth the money? The fact that they’re just sending me random $30 off cards when I get NewEgg packages makes me think it’s overpriced as fuck.
It’s priced at about $10 per person for 3 meals per week. so its basically saves me money if I don’t eat out twice with the GF, Plus they give you all the seasonings so you wont have to scramble to get Thyme or something like that. Just need to bring your own olive oil, salt and pepper.
But is she OK with you eating out less?
yup she feels guilty when we do and there is food in the fridge,
Well way to ignore my cunnilingus joke
Try green chef. My sister likes it way more than blue apron, and I think they do free trials too.
will look into it
[sister/ delivery man joke]
I know Taco’s Titty City isn’t around any more…. maybe it should be.
Lousy Smarch weather…
[glances outside, realizes it is a gorgeous day]
Boooooooooo!
I just finished assembling a standing desk for myself at work, and now all I want to do is sit down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p23mA2VV0A
Is it sit and stand? I like mine and stand more all the time. Another advantage is when somebody is in your office and you are showing them something on the screen it is much nicer to stand and look rather than the awkward bend over. PLUS when standing they seem to leave earlier!
#overtimeweekendnopants
Yeah, it is adjustable, which is really cool. I’m forcing myself to stand the rest of the day though, because I paid $400 for this, and I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna get my monies out of it immediately!
There are many studies out of the various benefits, including for the employer and incontrovertible data that shows sitting all day in front of a computer kills you gradually and painfully.
I raise and lower mine 5 to ten times a day just to change positions.
You’re still talking about the desk, right?
Desk?
And I’m not the least bit surprised that there is a bed in your office, Moose.
Hummmmm I reluctantly fixed the typo. I spend too much time there as it is.
Ah, the awkward bend over.
AKA The Baltimore Handshake
Shit…now you jerks got me doing it. Fozz is gonna kill me.