Da Fuq did I just say up there?

OK, my cheese may or may not have slipped further off my cracker a little more this week I’m afraid.  Also, the word “theme” might have gotten stuck in my head for a little while I was trying to decide on a theme for this week’s entry.  Obviously.

But I never could decide on one.  Aside from “theme”.

Obviously.

So what the hell does that title up there even mean?

Themes, man.  How transparent do I have to be?

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So what should we talk about this week?  Let’s scan the check list of what happened to tWBS in the past week, shall we?

• Can’t talk about that…
• WON’T talk about that…
• That’s just boring…
• Talking about that would get me in trouble…
• Talking about THAT would get me indicted…

Well consarnit, this stinks.

Oh!!!  Here’s something fun….

The rest of my left hand/arm is going numb now.  Doc says I’m probably fucked.  Even with surgery, in 8-10 yrs (at best) it’ll be a useless stump hanging from my left shoulder.  Which as it turns out is the real problem….the shoulder that is.  Meh, easy come easy go I guess.

But yeah.  Goodbye golf.  Goodbye drums.

(In an unrelated matter, does anyone have an interest in buying some gently used high end golf clubs?  Drums?  Anybody?)

But hey at least when I rub one out it’s usually with righty.

How about another theme?

Fuck, I’m old.  No wonder my body is going to shit.

(your brain already went to shit so why do you care?)

Who said that?

Meh, never mind.  No point to stop now I guess…

SMGDH….I never realized that was Sammy Davis, Jr. singing that!!!!!!  Wow.  I learned something today.

I’ll forget it by tomorrow probably…but cheers to you SDJr….you know, if you weren’t dead and all.

Awwww Sammy.  Just too cool, even when dead.

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Have you started reading In Search of a Goddess yet?  Yeah, me neither.  ballsofsteelandfury says he no longer wants my help writing it since I can’t read do anything right….but what does he know?

Anywhooo….

You might want to get caught up if you aren’t already.  You just might find yourself in it before it’s all said and done…

• Prologue
• Episode 1
• Episode 2

While reading it….and this is important….this is theme which should be in your head…

(FWIW…ballsofsteelandfury was driving that day…he good)

But next week this morning in Episode 3, I try tried to destroy balls’ beach house only to end up inviting every girl in Mexico to dinner (now that I think about it, I still need to finish writing that).  There’s also a tournament of some sort apparently, but that’s what I have to finish writing  No longer applicable…but less work for me so….bonus.

Anywhoo….hope you enjoy(ed) your bonus episode this week, brought to you prematurely by my feeble mind.  FWIW….

Episode 3

Sooooo…..in an almost completely unrelated matter, if ballsofsteelandfury asks…. you haven’t seen me (shhhh….just be cool man).

/laying low for a bit

😉

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OK, where else can my particular brand of insanity lead us this week?  Oh here’s something random…

This is Emily Van Camp.  If you don’t know her, you should.  I happened to see her in some random movie last night.  She perrty…

I don’t remember what movie it was I even saw her in.  But here’s a random theme from a random movie anyway….

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Sports Themed Theme For a Moment

Soooooo….

/sunglasses

What’s Happening in sports?

Hey HEY hey….

/shows self out

I honestly haven’t been all that interested in sports this week.  Which is actually a bit odd for me given it’s the week of the ACC Basketball Tournament.  But when your team, complete with two 5star one and doners (well, tall Atsur might not be, but he was supposed to be)  finishes sub-.500 and play in the opening game (and lose it) of ACCT Tuesday….well yeah, I tend to lose interest.  Also…coaches get fired for that stuff.  Case in point.  Anyway, maybe next week what with filling out brackets n junk, I’ll be more interested.  Or maybe not…we’ll see.

Hockey can bite me.  Frigging Sharks rolled the Caps last night.  Jeebus….Grumble grumble.  Friday’s games are not compelling, either.

In the NBA, both Golden State and San Antonio have clinched playoff spots now.  Ask me if I care.

Spring Training is still boring, btw.  It’s way more fun when you’re actually there.  *sigh*

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Sexy Themed Theme

Not that the themes themselves are sexy.  Well maybe some.  We’ll see.  But this one’s not….

Remember Joyce?  This was sexy TV in the 80s folks….

Ah, here we go….now we’re getting somewhere…..

Some random Miami hot girls now?  Like you ever had any doubt…

*Note to self….I really do need a new boat.

Here’s one of my favorite themes from one of my favorite shows.  Which I’m confident few if any of you ever watched.  No one did, that’s why it only lasted 3 seasons.  And if I’m being honest, there wasn’t much sexy to it.  And it damn sure wasn’t funny.

Li’l help here from SenorWeaselo and theMaestro plz (or anyone else)….I’ve never been able to fully figure the strings and woodwind instrumentation here.  Admittedly strings and woodwinds are not my forte…

I suppose when Lance Henriksen is your leading man and his tag line is “I see what the killer sees.  It’s my gift….It’s my curse“, one shouldn’t expect much sexy/funny.  Oh well.

But there were a lot of strippers in the Pilot episode now that I recall.  Dang, why do I remember that and I can’t remember what I had for breakfast this morning?  Oh right, I forgot to have breakfast this morning.  Anyway, here’s some random strippers (lol)…..

(Disclaimer…Even tho they came up (giggity) in a google search for strippers, I don’t know for sure that all of these girls are strippers….but they should be)

Jeezy Pete!!!  You see that????  Now THAT’s talent.  And also a little frightening.

Ok, last one because I’m getting tired of this for now (maybe we’ll pick this theme thing back up at a later date)…

Another of my favorite shows that no one else watched, but this isn’t the theme song.  In truth it didn’t have a theme song.  But this was used as its opening in the Pilot episode…

The show was Jericho.  It ran on CBS for (almost) 1.5 seasons….there was a whole thing just to keep it from getting cancelled and even get that almost a half (8 episodes) second season.  Freaking peanuts, man.  (seriously…google “jericho peanuts”….it was weird)….

Alert fans of The Walking Dead should recognize Lennie James (currently Morgan on TWD) as the mysterious Robert Hawkins.  But he’s not sexy.  Just totes cool.

Anyway, a cute girl named Ashley Scott happened to be on that show…

We Like Her….

Also on that show was Sprague Grayden…who we also like and who was also on Sons of Anarchy for a while until her character (spoiler alert) got brutally murdered….

(Damn you, Clay!!!!!!)

And one mustn’t overlook Alicia Coppola  (no relation…srsly)….

Yay freckles.

OK, I lied.  I just got a second wind….

‘member Anna Torv (Olivia Dunham)…..?????

She’s Australian.  But we’ll forgive her for that….

OK, and now a show that I never watched while it was on, but binge on routinely now because it’s in syndication.  Wow there were lotsa hot chicks on that show.  Holee Molee….

Theme sucks, but still….

(Yes, there’s a reason why….)

OK fine, you got me….this is my own contrived way to talk about Kelly Stables…because, Kelly Stables.

Five foot nothing, on a good day, in heels.  Holy shit….

Alright, that’s it.  Time for physical therapy with righty.  Yes, that’s a euphemism.

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Captured in the fall of ’15, not quite a year and a half ago…..

Yep…still old….Oh well.

Alrighty then.  Go forth and plunder.  Make me proud.

Love ya’s

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