TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit.  Worry not, we’re gonna keep it classy.  Mostly.

But now I’m gonna ramble for a little while…

Tonight’s issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it’s high time I started giving some more “directed” attention towards a sub-group of lovelies I feel like maybe I’ve neglected without meaning to.  Sadly, because of the nature of what TGISF is, the subject matter whether by circumstance or due to my own biases(?) seems to often gravitate toward a younger brand of lady.  Which in and of itself is not necessarily a problem, but perhaps I’ve had tunnel vision at times.

We’re going to begin rectifying that tonight.

I had already decided to do a “Special Princess” week this week, but had yet to decide on whom to feature.  In a separate conversation (lol) with ballsofsteelandfury, a name had independently come up for other reasons unrelated to TGISF.  As it turns out however, serendipity is your friend.  She fit the mold perfectly.  More about her in just a bit.

Will we do other features like this in the future?  MILF of the Month, maybe?

Maybe.  We’ll see what you guys think of it.

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What Is A MILF?

First, let me say that I don’t much care for the term “MILF”.  But for ease of use, we’ll stick with it for now.

Anywhoooo….

Due to one’s own perspective being based upon a great many factors, especially age in this case, what might be a MILF for one person might not be for another.  For our purposes however, we’re going to go with the sage guidance of one tiny little Kevin Hart…

But in any case, that does seem like a reasonable place to draw the line to me, even if somewhat arbitrarily.

And this week’s princess fits that just fine.  She was in her 40s when this was taped…

And already in her 50s when this was taken…

Constance Marie, everybody!!  Best known for portraying “Angie” on the George Lopez Show.

Not bad…not bad at all.  We’ll be seeing more of her later.

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Sports Your Mom Likes

NFL

Well that was a pretty doggone good game last night, huh?  You know, except for Marshawn Lynch screwing me out of some FF points by being a big dumb stupid head.  Meh, makes the decision easier now.

But I digress…

Good game, right?  Multiple untimed downs to end things (WTG KC defense…you rock) and the Raiders finally hit paydirt.  PAT with no time remaining gives the Raiders the 31-30 comeback win and gets them moving in the right direction again.  KC continues to flounder after a 5-0 start.

Sunday/Monday Schedule

MLB Playoffs

The World Series returns to Chavez Ravine for the first time in 29 years.  The Dodgers closed out the Small Bears last night in five games.  Enrique Hernandez had a pretty good night.  They now move on and await the NYY/Houston winner.

Speaking of which, tonight…

• ALCS Game Six |  NYY @ Hou – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1 (NYY 3-2 )

NHL

Still too early to be able to tell much, but Vegas is still hanging tough so far.

Standings

Schedule

NCAA Football

One really has to want to watch college football tonight to watch these games.  Yes, I probably will.

• WKU @ ODU – 6:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
• Marshall @ MTSU – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
• Air Force @ Nevada – 9:30pmEDT – TV:  CBSSN
• Colorado St. @ New Mexico – 10:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN2

Weekend Schedule

NBA

Yep, they got rolling this week.  Fortunately it’s early enough I don’t need to talk about ’em.  And no, I’m not showing Gordon Hayward’s leg explode.

But here’s your schedule for the night.

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Constance Marie Lopez (no relation)

Professional name:  Constance Marie

Born: September 9, 1965 (52 yo)

Height: 5’5″

Enjoy…

Oh my.  Oh my, indeed.

Time to stop before I make mess.

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Well, the meatloaf is ready, so that’s about it I guess.

Like I said…..Classy!!!!

Have a great weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

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