Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we’re gonna keep it classy. Mostly.
But now I’m gonna ramble for a little while…
Tonight’s issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it’s high time I started giving some more “directed” attention towards a sub-group of lovelies I feel like maybe I’ve neglected without meaning to. Sadly, because of the nature of what TGISF is, the subject matter whether by circumstance or due to my own biases(?) seems to often gravitate toward a younger brand of lady. Which in and of itself is not necessarily a problem, but perhaps I’ve had tunnel vision at times.
We’re going to begin rectifying that tonight.
I had already decided to do a “Special Princess” week this week, but had yet to decide on whom to feature. In a separate conversation (lol) with ballsofsteelandfury, a name had independently come up for other reasons unrelated to TGISF. As it turns out however, serendipity is your friend. She fit the mold perfectly. More about her in just a bit.
Will we do other features like this in the future? MILF of the Month, maybe?
Maybe. We’ll see what you guys think of it.
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What Is A MILF?
First, let me say that I don’t much care for the term “MILF”. But for ease of use, we’ll stick with it for now.
Anywhoooo….
Due to one’s own perspective being based upon a great many factors, especially age in this case, what might be a MILF for one person might not be for another. For our purposes however, we’re going to go with the sage guidance of one tiny little Kevin Hart…
But in any case, that does seem like a reasonable place to draw the line to me, even if somewhat arbitrarily.
And this week’s princess fits that just fine. She was in her 40s when this was taped…
And already in her 50s when this was taken…
Constance Marie, everybody!! Best known for portraying “Angie” on the George Lopez Show.
Not bad…not bad at all. We’ll be seeing more of her later.
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Sports Your Mom Likes
NFL
Well that was a pretty doggone good game last night, huh? You know, except for Marshawn Lynch screwing me out of some FF points by being a big dumb stupid head. Meh, makes the decision easier now.
But I digress…
Good game, right? Multiple untimed downs to end things (WTG KC defense…you rock) and the Raiders finally hit paydirt. PAT with no time remaining gives the Raiders the 31-30 comeback win and gets them moving in the right direction again. KC continues to flounder after a 5-0 start.
MLB Playoffs
The World Series returns to Chavez Ravine for the first time in 29 years. The Dodgers closed out the Small Bears last night in five games. Enrique Hernandez had a pretty good night. They now move on and await the NYY/Houston winner.
Speaking of which, tonight…
- ALCS Game Six | NYY @ Hou – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1 (NYY 3-2 )
NHL
Still too early to be able to tell much, but Vegas is still hanging tough so far.
NCAA Football
One really has to want to watch college football tonight to watch these games. Yes, I probably will.
- WKU @ ODU – 6:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Marshall @ MTSU – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
- Air Force @ Nevada – 9:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Colorado St. @ New Mexico – 10:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
NBA
Yep, they got rolling this week. Fortunately it’s early enough I don’t need to talk about ’em. And no, I’m not showing Gordon Hayward’s leg explode.
But here’s your schedule for the night.
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Constance Marie Lopez (no relation)
Professional name: Constance Marie
Born: September 9, 1965 (52 yo)
Height: 5’5″
Enjoy…
Oh my. Oh my, indeed.
Time to stop before I make mess.
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Well, the meatloaf is ready, so that’s about it I guess.
Like I said…..Classy!!!!
Have a great weekend, folks.
Love ya’s
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Waiter’s name tonight: Keanu. Took all the restraint I had.
Whoa
One more..
Grandmother I’d Like to F***
Monarchs I’d Like to F*ck
Dammit Yankees, I expected you to be a .500 team at best this year and to be paying attention to football, (not anymore!), or hockey or, God forbid, my job. QUIT TOYING WITH MY AFFECTIONS!!!
Sad Ook.
Ortiz holds up a card that has “SHIT” written on it. Gotta love it.
Job done. Tomorrow’s game should be fun.
Troi Boiz/Irish is the only JV primetime game really worth two shits, so I’m glad for the distraction/flipping option.
Aaaaaand….scene.
Uno mas por favor.
get angrier:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/of-course-3
Well, this isn’t good…
Perfectly normal, perfectly reasonable.
using the closer here is muy estupido
Good Merlot is good.
Hello Game 7.
Break out the Billy Dee references, the Colt 45s are alive!
??????? eh? I went a different direction with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnMpr3m5S7U
I honestly had no idea he were in that movie?
That’ll learn me to try obscure reference shifts without knowing me audience first.
everyone surely got it but me (I’m a bad nerd who dislikes the Star Wars franchise)
Remind me to tell you about the Titanic and Lindbergh later.
SPOILER much??
The Titanic sank after Charles Lindbergh crash-landed his plane on it. Don’t believe that fake news about an iceberg and a successful solo transatlantic flight.
Apparently, the answer we were looking for was Taiwan. Repeat, Taiwan.
It’s weird that volleyball teams have like a captain who wears a different color jersey. Like, they can’t do special moves (like a soccer goalie) so why do they need their own shirt?
Wait, wasn’t there some Olympic rule where they DID have special powers? Like they couldn’t be subbed out or were all-time servers?
you mean like a Lesser Footy keeper?
That is the libero. Only can play back row. Not captain.
The libero is a player specialized in defensive skills: the libero must wear a contrasting jersey color from his or her teammates and cannot block or attack the ball when it is entirely above net height. When the ball is not in play, the libero can replace any back-row player, without prior notice to the officials.
Oh. Why is that?
So what was your favorite scene in Top Gun?
Motorcycles all day…
WOOOOO ‘STROS!!!!!!!!!!
Shaq is at the Red-Blue game. That dude must travel so much (or, like Bill Walton — these other tall bastards) — do you think he even has to fly first class for a 50 min PHX-TUC flight?
How the fuck are there PHX-TUC flights? That’s barely a 90 minute drive. That’s like flying from Orange County to LAX…
Lotsa shit connects thru Sky Harbor.
Might as well fly into Casa Grande…
LOL.
TUC/PHX also a big business route.
Do they circle the state to make it a 50 minute flight?
Hehehehehehehe
They don’t actually fly, they just taxi down I-10 for an hour.
I enjoy this mental image greatly.
Funny enough, that’s also how Sky Harbor moves people from the first terminal to the international terminal.
I once looked up (hypothetically) flying from Burbank to LAX to beat evening traffic. It took 12 hours, had a layover in Oakland, and cost $2000.
$960 by helicopter and it takes 15 minutes…
For 3 people!
http://orbicair.com/c-259806-charter-helicopter-services.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwvabPBRD5ARIsAIwFXBl4F-tRdr31CrzMaV80crVFJcweusaQoEP80rIAhnbbKe2sRTBQ15QaAiOuEALw_wcB
… did you do it?
It’s probably more to get the plane to PHX to get commuters.
Tucson is Sean Miller + POVERTY so they aren’t able to fill up many flights without first stopping in PHX.
He doesn’t fly commercial. Shit, the cops probably fly him in their helos.
Where the fuck is EVA Air from? I keep thinking India, but that can’t be right.
Argentina?
Oh no, that’s EVITA Air.
Japan?
Oh no, that’s Evangelion
I don’t care who wins this ALCS, but I do want a Game 7.
Any Game 7 is awesome, regardless of sport.
Venues sure love them.
should have a LHP for Gregorius
home run to the moon
Love the panties
Seriously… Guest is the Password?
/now I’m not so sure about entering
//yes I am.
admin.
Admin, admin? No? Guess I’ll have to try using one of those backdoors everyone’s always talking about.
The alternative is to brute force your way in.
Seventh inning…
That reminds me of the 7th inning stretch during Cubs’ broadcasts way back when. Harry Carey would hang out of the press booth window, drunk as fuck, and sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game.
America’s Pastime at it’s best.
then start saying the players’ names backwards
With a Budweiser bottle in one hand
Always. His endocrine system was beechwood aged.
He had a helluva time with Manny Trillo.
Along with hot old women on their arm, one thing I have noticed with college alumni (you know, like the rich/booster/season-ticket holding population) is that they love their athletes. One funny thing about Arizona anyways (I don’t know how other schools work) is that the fans/alumni carry this inherent racism against darker skinned black players when you hear them talk about favorite/best players in program history.
I’m looking at this years team and I’m thinking, “this is a blacker team than recent years — but not necessarily any darker”. Like, Rawle Alkins is really good but if he underachieved last year, fans would have been calling for him to get cut (even though like light-skinned 8th Man Elliot Pitts knocked up a volleyball player and was on a perpetual suspension and fans were like, “Ahhhh, he’s a nice kid. Don’t make him sit out games!”
How can we leave out the one who started it all?
Would do whatever she wants, including her older sister.
How much you wanna bet she has perfect vision?
If she runs from me, we’ll know you’re correct.
My little colonel is saluting.
Eh, she’s a Scientologist and her face has been under the knife too much since then.
Why does Joe Buck keep calling them “batsmen?” Because he’s precious, that’s why.
He’s disappointed by the choice of Affleck for the Justice League movie?
Practicing for the eventual Cricket takeover
I think if you claim to understand Cricket, you definitely have Alzheimer’s
caught!
Good Gawd….that breaking ball was sick as fuuuuuck.
That deserves a spooge across his wife’s back.
hasn’t that back suffered enough ,, smh
Love her. LOVE HER.
I bet they match, eh?
They call me Mr. Epidermis
http://
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I’m watching the Arizona Red-Blue scrimmage (they’re doing the dunk contest now) and it’s a sellout.
I am so much part of the problem. #notallfans
You at the arena? I’m pretty sure that’s being televised too.
I got a decent h4xor Pac-12 feed. I know a few people who were going to the game.
I go to the game @ASU each year. That’s always a good time.
How is Sean taking the stress? Fatter?
He’s a better coach when he’s fat.
He’s fine though. Miller actually has a whole hell of a lot of money and it isn’t like the NCAA isn’t going to punish UA anything harsh.
I have no idea who is even on NC State’s team this season. They are gonna be such ass. Have given up on the program for the near future.
Enjoying the JV NFL season, though.
Can’t lie, I’ve always had a thing for older women even when I was a young’un. I had more crushes on high school teachers than was probably normal or healthy. I befriended one female classmate my senior year only because I had a massive thing for her mom (not literally, unfortunately).
Nope, the Brazzers thing never happened. TEH INTERNET IS FULL OF LIES!!!!!
Older women are the absolute best.
So are younger. Any demographic that is glad you are different than the shitheads they are used to fucking.
Maybe I’m too old, but I can’t have a conversation with any girl in her 20s. They might as well be from a different planet.
you have to dig deeper, for sure. But the best communication I ever had was in my late 30s with a gal in her early 20s.
You were dumb in your late 30s.
Still am!
chuh^2
Yep. There used to be a bar not for from me that catered to a more mature crowd, they had ladies night every Monday. I was in my late 20’s then and used that place to my best advantage.
I actually met The Dame there; she was very fun but no hook-up that night. Guess that’s why I eventually married her.
Yes, men are pigs.
we are the worst, agreed. It never ceases to amaze me that ladyfolk haven’t gone like 85-90% lesbian.
So, let’s say the Astros win tonight and end up winning Game 7 at home. How disappointing would that be for the Yankees? I mean, I don’t think they were expected to go far, so getting this far is actually pretty good in my book. Am I wrong?
I would be quite satisfied with said result, and I’m not even much of a based-balls fan.
It’s the hope that kills you. Had HOU won Game 4 then clinched tonight, that feels ok. Losing game 4 then winning 6 and 7…fucking ouch
In New York it will still be viewed as a failure by the non level headed folk. If Horatio or Weaselo were here they are pretty level headed so they break the mold by looking forward to the future me thinks.
scrimp and save for retirement, have heart attack from the stress, grandkids spend it all on dope
Yay foar grandkids….?
war is TOTES AWESOMESAUCE!!
In my mind Astros v Dodgers will be an all National League World Series.
Yeah, I haven’t gotten used to that yet either. Same with Brewers.
I still think Seattle is in the AFC West and I thought the Seahawks-Steelers Super Bowl was an AFC Championship game.
Fuck Ryan Braun.
Gives Dreamboat a run for his money in “biggest waste of carbon” category
guessing Mr. Upton goes 8, minimum?
I wish I could last that long with Mrs… oh wait, you’re talking about something else.
Big “Oxy” sign in left center.
Becomes instant Hippo fav ballpark.
chuh chuh
I also have an Oxy fan in this house hold. Vet is keeping him on it for another month, he seems really ok about it.
smrt pup
I’d write better stuff if WP editor had skins.
Playing golf for money?
Buffalo Bill?
In seeing Verlander and obviously thinking about Kate Upton, I got to thinkin that it has been a while since a celebrity sex tape leak happened.
We got early Mad Men-era Alison Brie photo leaks this summer. It’s odd only because there’s no way celebrities have gotten better about infosec. I guess that one guy going to federal prison was a pretty big deterrent.
why do suck monkey butt all of a sudden, Colt 45s?
I thought it worked every time?
I would go to the airport strip club, but I’d want to give the prettiest one $50 and say “can you hold me whilst I nap?”
/Joe Buck’s voice ain’t helping none
She’ll do it, I’m sure.
nah, they always find my gentlemanly intimacy off-putting and weird.
You’re going to the wrong strip clubs.
Oregon’s were better.
THIS TWBS I CALL HIM ME AGES 15-29 BECAUSE HE CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT OLDER WOMEN
eh I got nothing
that’s my energy level every Friday. Shit, how did this used to be party night?
True story! First lady I had Christian conversation with (I was junior in college before I did the deed, sadly) was a 29-year old flight attendant. I met her in a club in Charlotte, though. Not a Mile High thingy.
WVU plays oh-fer Baylor tomorrow night on FS1, and follows that next week by WVU hosting top-15 T. Boone Pickins U. at noon, which won’t be aired nationally.
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU TV BIG 12.
I bet the coverage changes. Some fixtures ain’t assigned quite yet. But yeah, lotsa merde this week. I crinkled my rebel nose lots doing previews this afternoon.
I hope so. HOWEVAH, the time has been posted on both school’s athletic websites. I don’t know if that makes it officially “official” and set in stone.
I bet it’s a matter of which ESPN v. FS1 picks it up. Weird about the time, though. Would be fun to be in the room horse trading those matches/timeslots.
I spent much of today watching this long recap of Everton’s 9th (and last) English title, before Howard Kendall left for Spain. 1986-87. In retrospect, I might have loved Trevor Steven as much as Romelu Lukaku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kzp6k15Syk
How wrong is it that I want to see Gary Sanchez get hit in the nuts with a pitch again?
Ah, good times.
That would be dirty. That would make him Dirtied Sanchez..
Yeah I am high.
What a coinkydink, lol.
I bought a new pipe today. It came with a mini grinder with Bob Marley’s face on it. I’ve been laughing at it all fucking night.
Wooooo!!!!!!
See? How can you NOT laugh at that?
And it’s seriously only as big around as a quarter.
That’s ok, I hear it’s not the size that counts
Would she be allowed in Trump’s America?
This is me apologizing for hijacking your Dolphins post, twbs.
Sheeeit, no worries.
It kinda sounds like how I would have reacted, LOL. Thus my concern is for you, good sir. 😉
Scurries ti reread Dolphins post comments.
That was fucking awesome by the way TwBs
Many thanks, Litre. 🙂
This is an awful JV NFL slate. No watchable matches tonight, and tomorry ain’t much better. FUCK YOU, life.