Nothing fancy here, fo’ sho’.
But we do got some 70s pop down below. Bay City Rollers, dammit!!!!!!
Also, this is a thing, right?
So let me get this straight: Flint, MI has dirty water still, but you worried about an interview about a man doing good for education and generations of kids in his hometown? Shut your damn mouth! Stop using them twitter fingers and get stuff done for our country with that pen. https://t.co/sEkX3OKaJM
— Karl-Anthony Towns (@KarlTowns) August 4, 2018
And now, a bonus…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDxhugRKZ8g
And no 70s discussion would be complete without a little disco….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
Talk about it.
Later taters.
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So it’s 70s night here, eh?
Toddlerzilla is a huge Queen fan. Whenever she’s acting like a Toddler, this is the song that usually is able to calm her down. Mrs. Zilla and I call it our Weapon X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk
Officially nobody, including subway station agents, know what the fuck changes they made to subway lines this weekend. Walked to 23rd and 6th to take the F, they said no, because it’s on the E go to Penn Station, not Herald Square like I originally thought. I get to Penn and I was fucking right, should’ve gone to Herald Square. I swear it’s a game of Calvinball out there.
Thats alot of fancy city talk.
Relegate the Mariners.
PUPPEH!
You know, I hate Trump more than most people but just because he says something doesn’t mean the opposite is suddenly true. I mean come on Lebron James and Don Lemon really are kinda’ dumb.
It’s a case of Chernobyl calling the teapot radioactive.
Transmission or Central European HVAC? YOU DECIDE
Nice of them to line all those up.
Hooray I played the condensed version of the Ring and it—zzzzzzz
No coke. Pepsi OK?
Never
Fire Crotch good
as they say “red on the head, fire in the hole!”
Nope. Nope. No way. Uh huh.
I think Lewis is about to announce his candidacy
As the vessel of Christ Our Lord?
More like Viggo the Carpathian.
Tomato, tomatoe
He announced his platform: prayer in school, stop human trafficking, universal healthcare. That is not a joke.
so many of our politicians are pro-human trafficking, this is a bold and brave stance!
-Blair Walsh
/almost back to in-season form
Woah, the twitter wasn’t lying. My god.
ah, 2020. Why Not A Murderer? indeed.
So many options
Ray Lewis would be a very Jesusy candidate.
I get the credit for this thought, since I came in right at the end, right?
MARP!!!
Is he actually leading NL in HRs now?
#28, ties Nolan Arenado (who is greatly aided by playing his home fixtures on the moon)
#BFIB defensing WOO!!!
Waiting for the organ to start up and the donation number to pop up at the bottom of the screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9l41JWUbqk
Jose Martinez is literally going to die from over-swinging one day.
I don’t see how the laws of physics allow him to do what he does.
Rudy Giuliani told him that the laws of physics don’t apply to him?
Hoo baby, this is gonna be painful
Too…many…choices for…jokes…can’t decide…which…ERROR! ERROR! REBOOTING!
I celebrated Obama Day by getting my niece registered to vote.
using you’re free Obamaphone??
This post went in a different direction than I was expecting.
3-run lead, bringing in Hicks is completely irresponsible
I like this McRae, tho
Isnt that witness tampering?
Whatever you do, don’t pull that finger!
That finger was made for poking and grabbing.
Is stabby’s hair painted on?
I’m not watching, but, his hair has been painted on since 2009.
It looks like he’s trying to prove his scalp is waterproof on an infomercial
Flex Seal?
You know what’s really good, is beer. You guys ever try beer?
/Adds “try beer” to list of things to do tomorrow
Is this one of those work at home spam posts?
I’ve been meaning to try heroine, it’s just hard to find a good dealer as a 45-year old recluse
Grow your own poppy field?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmqGg6Ccvw
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
Reminder that Randy Moss once ran over a meter maid. Antifa in the hall, yo.
Randy better just shake his dick
Of fucking course the only one I miss is Dawkins
“Stand by for a barrage of batteries from Grat!”
Most Used Words In Ray Lewis’ Hall Of Fame Acceptance Speech
https://sports.theonion.com/most-used-words-in-ray-lewis-hall-of-fame-acceptance-s-1828104657?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&__twitter_impression=true
I swear Joey Gallo is gonna murder somebody with a homerun ball.
some lucky fan should win a free beer if that happens
#UpForWhatever
And steaks! …or brisket being Tejas and all … damn now I’m hungry.
this was indeed exactly what I was thinkin’ of (from actual Bulls games, I HATE the movie)
No goddamn way I’m watching Stabby. I’ll watch HGTV before that happens.
His speech is going to take four hours, the first 45 minutes will be him dancing on stage. Not a single sentence will make any sense at all.
ain’t yinz watching another Buccos comeback combined with inevitable Hippo nervous breakdown?
On das Radio. Drink in hand, cigar lit.
that’s good livin
Looks like it has an engine bay you could pack multiple bodies in and still not affect the operation of the engine.
Seems like a job for Huggs’ Number Two Guy:
still working on getting his gut up to snuff, I see
godfuckingdamnit (redux from last night)
I’m thinking no one in Texas got that joke.
I’m sort of impressed anyone in Texas made that joke.
A substitute teach from out of state?
Probably someone who inexplicably moved there?
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
#BFIB has its Wonger back, and it feels so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
Since our theme is the 70s, reminds me how I miss our old friend Troll So Hard University (think I still see him on the Tweeters tho) and his indefensible position of not liking Yes.
hey, another #BFIB!!!
Me helping grandma get home: “Grandma, walk this way.”
“Dude looks like a homeless lady?”
Don’t worry, Grandma’s got a gun.
He only grew the mustache so he’d stop looking like Sally Kellerman.
He showed up for a thread interview with MATT.
Ok, I’ve heard of whiskey dick but rum weiner?
He made a post in the Bring Back Mitch thread the other day… Do you think-no… But it does all line up… TrollSoHard is really the secret identity of DB Cooper and he’s been alive all along!
KAT is smarter than 20-35% of the country
99.9999% of the country is smarter than DJT.
Folks.
#BFIB making Ivan Nova look like the garbage pitcher he is.
Maybe someone will stab RayRay in the dick? One can always dream.