Your “I Can Haz Nudder Shoot-Out?” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

Have we eaten all of our digestive cookies that were dipped in Pepto? Good. It’s time for round two or three of drinking. But make room for that turkey sandwich on sourdough bread with non-E. coli lettuce and fresh-cracked black pepper and Hellman’s Mayo or somesuch. If you abominate that holy treasure with Miracle Whip we can no longer be pretend friends. If you know your history, Miracle Whip was invented by Pol Pot’s grandfather after he witnessed a Leopard regurgitate a Sun Bear’s afterbirth. That’s something that the good folks in Kraft Foods marketing department rarely make mention of and rightly so. Uh, maybe a slice of cheese also. Not that ‘American’ cheese either. Did you know… What? Oh. There’s a tilt on tonight? Right.

TO THE GAME!

Falcons/Saints:

Atlanta’s super stud lb Deion Jones was going to be ready for this game having been lifted off IR but he’s a no-go. Not that he’d make much of a difference against this year’s version of Drew Brees. The 39 year old six footer that was once knocked as being too short for the game is flinging the ball at the intended target and being successful at it 77% of the time. Yeah, the passing game has become all that more complex and sophisticated in this here day and age but Brees is the master at the moment. Let’s hope that Ryan is on-we know Julio will get his. I’m hoping wr Ridley will as well.

Somebody rub my back for good luck.