NFL Notes:
- In a sure sign the Jets are ready to challenge for the AFC East, they have fired general manager Mike Maccagnan & named head coach Adam Gase interim GM.
- And now, a look in at Jets HQ:
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- No word on why now, or just why, but people have thoughts on what’s next:.
Eagles’ vice president of player personnel Joe Douglas is close to Jets’ HC Adam Gase and has been discussed in league circles for a while now as the potential GM for the NYJ.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 15, 2019
- Stephen Gostkowski re-signed with the Patriots.
- A two-year deal, followed by a comment designed to infuriate non-Patriots fans:
- “My daughter’s been to three Super Bowls and she’s not even three yet. My oldest son has been to five,” Gostkowski said. “It’s a dream come true. I wouldn’t change anything for the journey I’ve been able to have and look forward to trying to make a couple more memories.”
- A two-year deal, followed by a comment designed to infuriate non-Patriots fans:
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Sharks at Blues – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- NBA:
- Raptors at Bucks – 8:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet
- note: the Canadian broadcast gets Canadian announcers
- Raptors at Bucks – 8:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet
- MLB:
- Cardinals at Atlanta – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
- Futbol:
- Club Friendly Soccer:
- New England Revolution vs. Chelsea – 8:00PM | FS1
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. DC United – 8:00PM | TSN
- Whitecaps FC vs. Atlanta – 10:00PM | TSN
- Club Friendly Soccer:
Virginia McCaskey’s cobwebbed cunt makes better personnel decisions than the Jets.
I also may have just found next year’s fantasy football team name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_v0BV-dY5c
I’m on a train!
Specifically, on my way home from Santa Barbara. I do not feel like the hangover that is developing was properly earned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrbY4hsNh64
Was Dule Hill there?
Hand of Meier!
yeah I’m pretty sure that’s one of those that they can’t overturn on the review. Also the puck may have hit his own stick after he batted it, which if true, would mean that it wasn’t a hand pass.
It’s so weird that in the age of replay, some things are not allowed to be reviewed.
Yes but I think most of the leagues are trying to find that balance between getting it right and not having a 5 hour game.
Only thing worse than a 5 hour hockey game is this.
Ask the Astros about a certain MLB ump, or the Rockets about a certain NBA ref. Tennis chair refs get calls wrong all the time but at least that can be challenged by the players on replay.
…So Houston is the new Baltimore?
Haha I realized I picked two Houston teams when I gave examples, but only b/c both have been in the news this year about how much they despise certain refs/officials. I’m sure every team has their “favorites”
I knew the refs didn’t have the balls to overturn that call. They could see it on the screen, plain as day.
I blame St. Louis for not dumping sodas and popcorn on them. If there was a REAL home ice advantage, that call gets overturned.
What the fuck are the Jets…like….doing?
Jets gonna Jets
Sharks tie it up late in the third, making them almost as grateful for their next period as the women of Alabama.
All eyes are back on the Adam Gase meme after Jets name him interim GM
https://twitter.com/i/moments/1128711063443312640
There hasn’t been this much scoring in St. Louis since Wilt Chamberlin was in town to play the Hawks.
+20,000 or so
quality!
Slow burn funny
That was awesome. Everything that could fall did fall.
Well, the doorframe didn’t.
Why does St. Louis suck so badly?
And to be clear I’m talking about the hockey, not the rest. That’s a discussion for another day.
GET A BRAIN MORAN!!
Heheheheh.
Best response evar.
Missourah can’t be any higher than like 45th on the list of best states, right? MS and AL are awful, and Arkansas is probably a nightmare, but what other state is worse?
Iowa and Indiana smell really bad.
But Kevin Costner said Iowa was heaven in that one movie.
Then again, Steve King. Ok then.
After today, Alabama drops to 52nd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI_gfCRBTw8
We’re gonna get rain in SoCal tonight/tomorrow. The hatches have been battened down. (By that I mean I have enough beer to get through tomorrow)
imagine y’all manage rain like we does snow
Probably not that well, but you get the idea.
Reading downthread…you have twin 18 year old girls???? Gads, the medication seems much more mandatory than previously thought.
Also, Hippo, pics?
Insta or Snapchat handles will suffice too.
oh they have those, I just have sense enough NOT to know what they are
The Lady LemonJello deals with monitoring OrangeJello and TangerineJello’s social medias. I just remind them that I have a shotgun, a shovel, and I’m proficient in the use of both.
have I caught two teenage boys hiding in one twin’s closet? Yes, yes I have.
/at least everyone was clothed
(multiple) Hole-ly shit.
What he said.
Give this man all the pills.
DadHippoSuxLOL and FatherIzBaked69
LOL.
He needs more.
twin daughters that live almost exclusively with me (b/c their mom can’t handle their bullshit)
/yeah, I just stay in my room an awful lot
Thoughts and prayers.
Thank you. We shall overcome. Because it’s been a while for me.
y’all should wear ribbons in the aftermath
This thread and down below is why I don’t have sex.
It isn’t because women aren’t interested in me that way, no, not all.
Same
Got him in the five hole.
I hate it when that happens.
How has that cat not died from walking through fan blades?
Because he has a big sense of ‘Smells good……DO NOT WAAAAAANT’
Unsanctioned DFO Trivia Question Time! Category: Who said it?
“No more cockamamie ploys! … I don’t work for you! I am the only one who keeps you from ruining this company with your brainless plots!”
Was that like spoken by…
Zan Owlson a female owl in DuckTales (2017), speaking to Scrooge’s rival, Flintheart Glomgold?
OR
Redshirt, a male human in real life, speaking to another department head at his place of employment?
The answer is obviously Cheryl/Carol Tunt.
I’m gonna say you, simply because it would be too easy to say Owlson.
Also, Owl Jolson > Zan Owlson. HE LOVES TO SINGA.
Happy fucking Wednesday you cunts…..
and cuntesses.
“Cuntess” should absolutely be a Royal title
It is.
I read it first as “Cuntless” and thought….
YOU DON’T KNOW US AT ALL!!!!!!!
“She lost it in a bowling accident.”
Big heavy balls will do that.
The Reptilians’ Mark 1 synth-flesh suit needs some work.
Eil’s real first name is Elisha? Why wasn’t I informed of this?!
you thought we just called him that to be meanies? 😀
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ted-cruz-warns-of-the-threat-of-space-pirates-in-senate-budget-hearing-180216131.html
Elisha Nelson Manning IV is an American football quarterback for the New York Giants of the National Football League. He played college football at the University of Mississippi from 2000 to 2003. He was drafted as the first overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft by the San Diego Chargers and was immediately traded to the Giants who in return gave up a package, hi…
found a funny:
Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they’d be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don’t see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords.
Do you want Rockets? Because that’s how you get Rockets.
— Hamas
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/chicagoland-residents-warned-of-zombie-raccoons-that-walk-on-two-legs-and-kill/ar-AABp70v?OCID=ansmsnnews11
It’s cool that IHOP is donating to the children of fallen patriots. Lord knows Aaron Hernandez’s kid has been through the wringer.
Hell,
Vince WilforkAlbert Haynesworth is still trying to get up./Did Al ever play for them? Might have messed that joke up.
(Puts down color wheel)
St. Louis playing Patrick Maroon against San Jose was a terrible decision, because you know Sharks go into a frenzy when they see red in the Blue(s) water.
I was not good at Jeopardy tonight, in case anyone cares.
Wow, I’m stupid.
‘I’ll take, “Things I Thought I Knew But I Didn’t”, for $600, Alex.’
-tWBS
“Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?”
– Cliff Clavin
(still cracks me up)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=botdmsQilnU
Tried watching #BFIB on ESPN instead of mlb.tv, but all I have really gained from the experience is that David Ross REALLY wants to bone Chipper Jones.
I do not want to watch that.
he basically snogged him at the outset, but settled for intense eye-fucking since
I, for one, enjoyed Larry’s stories.
/gives teen-age son a fair amount of latitude
//teen-age son enjoys said latitude
///finds out that son has lied about several things regarding that latitude
////severely restricts son’s latitude and longitude
THE ARISTOCRATS!
Why’d you say you have a teenage son four times?
You spelled ‘twice’ wrong.
as a parent of two teenagers (and one who has graduated to age 20), I presume he is trying to talk himself down from murder
She already graduated?
Oldest is in 3rd year at university, twins seniors in HS.
OK, I misunderstood. I thought you were saying oldest already graduated from Greenville.
nae, graduated from becoming a teenager is all
Good for her. I hope to get there someday myself. Everyone tells me I act like I’m 12.
They are not necessarily wrong.
ECU graduation is…something. I will offer up sacrifices to BOLTMAN on your behalf.
{LimeJello graduated this year. Now he needs to find a damn job and stop eating all my groceries}
parents get to partake of complimentary bath salts?
/adjusts Oakleys backwards on ball cap
We brought our own. But we shared.
At least no one showed up in Raleigh and trashed our stadium this time. LOL. Sorry, not sorry.
I thought we had an understanding. I was wrong.
LOL, that’s what I’ve been saying to the girl formerly known at tWLS for months!!!!!!
It ain’t quite worked yet.
Teenagers lie habitually. It’s what they do. Imagine having TWO IDENTICAL of him, whose only real loyalty is to the other (even though they fight constantly).
I have twin nieces. They’re a pain in my ass. I can’t imagine having twin daughters.
You should drink more heavily.
Let him spend some time with Marc Trestman. He’ll keep a good eye on him!
My parents gave me some sound advice when I was going to my first party at the age of 12.
“We know you. We raised you. We trust you to make good decisions. Just remember that your last name is our last name, your sister’s last name, and your grandparents, and your aunts, uncles and cousins. Just remember your actions reflect on all of us.”
Six years later my uncle pulls me aside:
“Redshirt, your making the family name a good name. That’s not necessary a good thing.”
“OBJ will have one above-average year in Cleveland and then will continue to self-destruct.”
-The Hobo Piss Gazette
“Ask the Hobo King” by J. Tomsula is my favorite recurring feature
I actually have to drive to Baltimore this weekend. Not only that, but because I’m a fucking idiot I have agreed to have a locksmith meet me at the girl formerly known at tWLS’ house, and have her house re-keyed, and check on the place while I’m in town. And find her car title and mail it to Florida.
On the bright side, I will get to see the Yankees beat the living shit out of the Orioles while I’m there.
Ain’t life fun?
(oh, on the seriously bright side, Imma get to meet WCS live and in person finally….and we might even do a BoTG thing if we get drunk enough)
As Hippo always say – All I got to do is stay black and die
I’m sure what is more irrational at this point. You keeping nee tWLS in your life or me still keeping the non-Trumpsucker faction of the Republican Party in mine.
I’m trying to rebuild a friendship, not a romance, with the former tWLS. She’s a good girl, just not in a good place right now.
Trump can suck my balls. And probably would for the right price.
I retract 26.7% of my comment. Good luck to you but be careful.
As for the last 43.3% of my comment, hopefully I’ll see the light.
Oh, and I do get to see the Avett Brothers again on my way back south after the game.
So at least there’s that.
Sounding like Nate Silver isn’t going to help you moderate.
That’s okay. The GOP is doing that themselves, slowing turning me from a Moderate Republican to a Conservative Democrat day-by-day. The Alabama GOP going Full Patriarchy was Super Effective.
you see how the P*ts are basically gifted a 6-0 head start every season. Maybe has sommet to do with their title run?
Wow. Compared to the Giants and the Jets, the Bengals offseason strategy of “flooring it in Neutral” seems brilliant by comparison.
What the hell is up with these goddam “Town House” crackers? They’re advertised as “light and buttery” but they just disintegrate in your hand if you try to put anything on them! Are these things made by those fucking elves?
Flimsy paper thin layers in a hastily put together Town House, what is this, the post-war building boom?
they is glazed with dried elf cum
/Jeff Sessions looks up from his latest issue of Klan Komments
I did the thing
https://imgflip.com/i/312m6g
This is just great. The Giants are somehow having a worse off season than a team that let their GM make all their moves before getting fired prior to the start of training camp.
quite the “Hold Mah Beer” contest y’all got goin’ up in Yankeeland
Gettleman hasn’t so much asked anybody to hold his beer as he traded his beer away for hobo piss, citing a lack of culture during the beer’s time in NY.
indeed
This tune goes out to the 4 waitresses that rested their large breasts against my arm while I was trying to do a crossword puzzle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BXk9G4ZXSI
14 books down. The advanced analytics tells me that I’m at a 2.6 BPMR*. Gotta pick up the pace!
*Books Per Month Read
That’s pretty fucking good!
I’ve watched five episodes of DuckTales and a few levels on Division 2. Does that also count?
Jets’ front office: “TV laughs with me, not at me!”