Your “Soccer Hooligans Are The Bestest Hooligans” Early Saturday Open Thread

As most of you know, I don’t know jack about Soccer.  Other than it’s kinda boring for 90 minutes, they don’t care about the clock, then they add time.  And it’s still boring even then.

Admittedly, I know many of you love sitting there watching no goals scored, so who am I to judge?

Wow, I haven’t seen an American surrounded by so many Germans since….

Well, let me stop myself right there.

(But you do see the score there after 67 minutes?  Right?)

Anywhoooooo….

But there was no early Saturday thread scheduled today, so…..Here I am!!!!!

Personally, Imma get drunk and watch movies all day.  Then at 4pm, watch the Cleveland Indians kick the living hell out of the Orioles.  Probably.

If one of you Soccer Nerds wants to jump in here and add whatever soccer scheduling thingys you think need to be publicized (so everyone can be bored along with you), then go for it.

Either way, you can talk about how nobody is scoring goals here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuTvnSvyQU0

Later Taters.

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