Sa Sa Sa Saturday Night Open Thread

Howdy, folks! It’s your Friendly Neighborhood Balls here, filling in for TequilaHomieRoberto while he’s off doing… something.

First things first. Here are your sports options for the evening (all times Pacific):

• 8:10 PM – Collingwood Magpies v Gold Coast Suns, Watch AFL app
• 10:20 PM – Carlton Blues v West Coast Eagles, Watch AFL app
• 11:40 PM – Brisbane Lions v Western Bulldogs, Watch AFL app

What? You think there are other sports?

Fiiiiiiine. Lemme see…

• 3:00 PM – Querétaro v Cruz Azul, TUDN USA, UniMás
• 5:00 PM – América v Tijuana, TUDN USA, Univision
• 7:00 PM – Monterrey v León, Fox Sports 2, Fox Deportes
• 7:00 PM – Necaxa v Veracruz, TUDN USA,

I hope you’re happy now.

Now, normally our good friend MezcalNiñoMiguelÁngelRamírezSanchez shares some fun tidbit in these here intros to set the mood and get the conversation going.

What do you think good ole Balls is gonna do?

I’m so predictable, aren’t I?

Actually, not so fast, my friends! While I do enjoy the gif above, I do have a brain and I do have some important things to talk about!

That girl would be perfect if her hair was blonde.

No, seriously, we all have our preferences. Some people like butts. Others like boobs. Others like legs. Hippo likes shoulders. Rex likes feet. Some people like hair colours. Some like certain hair styles.

It’s actually quite beautiful and amazing that there is really something for everyone and every single one of us can be considered attractive to some poor deranged person on this planet.

I pass by some rough streets on my way in to work. There are usually a gaggle (is that the official term?) of hookers working the streets at the time I pass by around 6 AM.

None of them are what I would consider my cup of tea. My work buddy called me once as we were passing through the gauntlet and asked me if we should bring hookers or donuts to the meeting that morning. I replied, “We’re SOL cause I think the hookers ate all the donuts!”

However, they still have customers!

Seriously, there is a fucking traffic jam on those streets at 6 AM from all the potential customers checking out the wares!

So, as I’ve said in these pages before, we should take a moment to realize that beauty is very much in the eye of the beholder and be thankful for that.

God knows my penis is thankful someone besides me is goodly enough to play with it.

Please discuss in the comments your likes and preferences. I’m sure we can all learn something and maybe, just maybe, we can discover something new and exciting that we didn’t know existed.

(90/69)