Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread

Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our “No Pants Rule”.  We exercise it whenever we can.

While it is a running joke on the blog, I suspect it’s also not far from the truth for some of you.  At least when you’re not at work.

Or maybe sometimes even when you are at work.  You know, when you’re working late and you’re the only one in the office and you start “binding” a little.  A quick little unzip and then gravity does the rest.  Then you realize you’re not alone when the hot girl from the corner office knocks on your door.  You tell her to come in.  She sees you there, all hanging out in the open n junk (no pun intended).  And she smiles that smile and then…

(ahem)

But I digress…

I think we’ve given pants a bad rap.  Some kinds of pants, at least.  Pants are not ALWAYS bad!!!

Need proof?  I give you Exhibit A…

Need moar proof?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwHVt9nCkx4

Need even MOAR proof?  Well, you’ll get some in just a bit.

Yep, you guessed it.  This week is Yoga Pants  week!!!

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Sports To Squeeze Your Ass Into 2Nite

World Series

• Houston @ Washington Game 3 (WSH 2-0) – 7:30pmEDT – TV: FOX

NBA

• Dallas @ New Orleans – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
• Portland @ Sacramento – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Football

• USC @ Colorado – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2

Full Weekend Schedule

NHL

• No national TeeVee games I can find.  Check locals.

Thanks for nothing, Gary.

Full Schedule

But if you can’t find any NHL locally either?  There is College Hockey to tide you over tonight.

• Lake Superior State @ Notre Dame – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN

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Yoga Pants Are The Bestest Pants

OK, I know most of you skipped all that crap up there and skipped to here.  So I won’t keep you waiting.

Enjoy…

Oh my.

Of course there are exceptions to every rule, however.

That is some impressively strong fabric.

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Well, my ride’s here.  Gotta go.

/has heart attack within two minutes

/ok maybe just one minute

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

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