Your “What Are The Odds?!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Mason Rudolph finally took some responsibility for his involvement in last Thursday’s excitement against Cleveland.
    • In doing so, the league rewarded him with an undisclosed fine.
    • I’m sure Myles Garrett, who is at league HQ today appealing his season-ending suspension, really appreciates the quid pro quo from the league to a white kid that is really, really sorry.
      • Garrett is basing his appeal around the suspension given to Houston’s Antonio Smith in 2013, who was suspended for two preseason games and one regular-season game for swinging his helmet at then-Dolphins offensive lineman Richie Incognito.
        • And Incognito is way more unlikable than Mason Rudolph.
  • Vegas has updated their prediction for the Super Bowl.
    Calling all Hippos!
    • The Westgate Superbook, which sets all of the base odds for sports gaming, has decided on a Saints-Patriots matchup.
      • The Saints are 7/5 faves, and the Pats are 6/5.
        • The Patriots are the 14/5 odds favourites to win it all, followed by the Saints at 4/1.
    • The Saints have displaced the Rams, who were the favourites going into the season.

  • Le’Veon Bell is having issues with the league’s HGH testing policy.
    • He lashed out this morning because he’s apparently done five tests in ten weeks, a statistically minute possibility.
      • Given that each week during the preseason and regular season, by means of a computer program, five players from eight randomly selected teams are picked for tests.
      • ESPN also points out that Bell was suspended two games in 2014 after he was charged with marijuana possession and DUI. In 2016, he was suspended four games for missing a drug test.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Sens at Habs – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
    • Capitals at Rangers – 8:00PM | NBCSN
  • NBA:
    • Magic at raptors – 7:30PM | TSN
    • Warriors at Mavericks – 7:30PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
    • Celtics at Clippers – 10:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Pigskin:
      • Toledo at Buffalo – 7:30PM | ESPN2
      • Akron at Miami (Ohio) – 7:30Pm | ESPNU
    • Roundball:
      • Columbia at St. John’s – 7:00PM | FS1
  • Wrasslin’:
    • AEW – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
    • NXT – 8:00PM | USA

Tonight’s TV:

  • It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (double episode)
    • Season finale – 10:00PM | FXX
      • “A Woman’s Right To Chop”
      • “Poppins Has Puppies”
    • When a trendy new hair salon opens up right next door to Paddy’s, Dennis and Frank go on the offensive to stop women from cutting off their hair. Meanwhile, Mac is reunited with his childhood dog Poppins.

That’s it for my regular contributions until Saturday. See you then.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Unsurprised

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yeah right

Submitted for your approval.

Damn it’s a little frosty outside!
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Mr. Ayo

I still don’t understand why the NCAA is punishing Wiseman for taking a loan to move, but now expects him to atone for that loan by donating 11.5K?

Are they going to punish him for taking out a loan to make that donation?

yeah right

The basic is that Li’l Penny paid him to move then Li’l Penny became the coach of Memphis.
Fair but I still agree that the NCAA deserves the full death penalty.

All they do is punish the athlete while they let the heinous shit that went on at Penn State and MSU go unpunished to the institutions.

What are you getting paid for NCAA?

Unsurprised

Maintaining the shitty status quo.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Disney Meth Lab.

Disney Meth Lab.

Disney Meth Lab.

WCS

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Senor Weaselo

Snow White’s from South Dakota?comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I always thought Snow White was a coke person, but this makes sense; getting roofied by a mob witch and then raped by some rich asshole puts you in a downward spiral.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Dem fairy tails is some dark shit, man.

WCS

Mickey needs a Badger and Skinny Pete, yo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3u-G03Ri0&ab_channel=Mantas

WCS

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SonOfSpam

Approve my comment you nazi death pigs!

Please.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This debate is still going. I’m a yellow dog Democrat, thanks mainly to the modern GOP, and I think the main output of these debates is that I am fucking sick of listening to most of these democratic candidates.

SonOfSpam

Here’s an easy primer

Good: Harris, Warren
Acceptable: Klochubar, Biden, Booker
Go spend your money for good, you asshole: Steyer
No Fucking Way: Sanders, Yang, Buttigieg
No Fucking Way (in Russian): Tulsi

Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Trump had some good ideas.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Quiet, Tulsi

blaxabbath

When this shakes out, Sondland needs to be hung alongside the rest of them.

There’s absolutely no reason not to.

SonOfSpam

Yes, this is the right answer.

yeah right

I was just following orders.
Said the 3rd Reich.

Sharkbait

Ice Giants…winning?

Senor Weaselo

Smoothies for all!

Sharkbait

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Senor Weaselo
Don T

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JerBear50

Hooray for manic episodes!!

rockingdog

found a cool:
The Infinite Fight Scene #127
https://github.com/NaNoGenMo/2017/issues/127

Sharkbait

Quiet in here tonight…
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LemonJello

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herodotus450

More into… things.

Horatio Cornblower

Meh

rockingdog

found a funny:
imagine not being able to use your imagination.

wrong

Spur
Brick Meathook

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LemonJello

“Ook?”
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is it “sticking to sprots” if I put everything I want to say about today’s impeachment hearings into sports metaphors? Like how Patrick Maloney totally dunked on Gordon Sondland so hard that Sondland will be tasting Maloney’s nuts for his next twelve straight meals?

Sharkbait

I’ll allow it
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LemonJello

“Seems like an awful lot of work just to teabag someone.”
-P. Manning, Knoxville TN

Unsurprised

The ultimate preseason exhibition game.

rockingdog

just realized they made a movie about this…
im gonna watch this movie
The Preppie Connection

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505514/Preppie-Connection-recounts-students-cocaine-bust-1984.html

scotchnaut

“Kids! Cocaine! What is there not to like?” [tries to hide erection]

-Hollywood Exec

Sharkbait

Sup

LemonJello

Evening!
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rockingdog

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Sharkbait

Sondland has a very punchable face.

scotchnaut

[waits for a Republican face that they don’t want to punch]

-Vladimir, Estragon and the dog at the end of that Futurama episode

Unsurprised

Let’s make it literal. Just to be sure.

Senor Weaselo

Most obvious thing to put here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

scotchnaut

I’ve mentioned it before but you might want to check out “A Very Secret Service” on The Netflix. It’s odd and has very curious character arcs. It embraces and mocks France’s political and social history during the early 60’s as seen through its foreign intelligence network. I can’t compare it to anything else I’ve seen. It’s its own thing.

ballsofsteelandfury

I second this. I also like watching it with the French subtitles on and French language. It works great for practicing/remembering the language.

ballsofsteelandfury

Cinq cent cinquante milles de francs par lolo ?

scotchnaut

[puts on pyjamas] “Night can happen at any time.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why can’t I download it?

LemonJello

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TheRevanchist

Shouldn’t he be on the Hallmark channel day and night right now in every crappy Christmas movie they have done in the last 1000 years?

Similar career to Meredith Baxter Birnie and Lifetime movies in the 90’s and 00’s.

scotchnaut

The fact that he isn’t speaks volumes about his ‘acting’ ability.

LemonJello

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scotchnaut

Leafs coach Babcock was fired. This is country-wide news according to Toronto-centric media. GAH!

Brick Meathook

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herodotus450

SCOTCHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! I got a new coach for ya, and he doesn’t even have to leave the prefecture province.

scotchnaut

Eugene Melnyk’s opening salary offering? $40,000 and a bus pass. And his own office after the first year.