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NFL News:
- Fun times in Big-D as Dak is refusing to participate in the “virtual offseason” without a new contract.
- Since he has not yet signed off on his franchise tag, unless the Cowboys cut him a cheque – or “check” if you’re former Canadian & current
ZodiacTexas Senator Ted Cruz – he doesn’t have to do a damned thing. - Which comes on the heels of Dak apparently breaking social distancing rules at a private function he held over the holiday weekend.
- A thirty-person birthday party for a friend, complete with a sit-down dinner at a single large table.
- Since he has not yet signed off on his franchise tag, unless the Cowboys cut him a cheque – or “check” if you’re former Canadian & current
- Speaking of COVID-19, it sure was nice of the 49ers to lose the game & avoid further hastening the pandemic.
- “Scientitians” at the UCSF department of medicine claim that not having a victory parade in San Francisco prevented quicker spread of the disease because the outbreak was just beginning on the West Coast at the time.
- A crowd of two million people might have exacerbated the limits of medical care & carried the disease all across the state.
- Because the disease had not yet surfaced in Missouri – and Kansas, if you’re a MAGA shitstick – there was less risk (of exposure) to the public at that time.
- “Scientitians” at the UCSF department of medicine claim that not having a victory parade in San Francisco prevented quicker spread of the disease because the outbreak was just beginning on the West Coast at the time.
- The Patriots sideline video incident from December 2019 is still “under review” at the league office, because nothing else is apparently going on.
- The rush is on to determine fault for the incident, as if the Patriots are to be punished with a loss of draft picks, it has to happen before the Draft in nine days.
- FYI, the Patriots have 12 picks in the 2020 Draft: one 1st round pick, four 3rd round picks, one 4th round pick, three 6th round picks, and three 7th round picks.
- The rush is on to determine fault for the incident, as if the Patriots are to be punished with a loss of draft picks, it has to happen before the Draft in nine days.
Finally, the slavemasters at the NCAA have until the end of May to decide on a Fall 2020 college season.
- If they are going to run a college football season, they need the athletes in school & on campus.
- Most schools have to make that call in May.
- If they don’t run Fall courses, then Winter/Spring semester is the earliest a college season could run.
- February – May, using previous years as a count for the months needed.
- That then impacts both the 2021 Draft and the 2021 college season.
- Plus it might allow the NFL to flex more games to Saturday.
- Giving us four days/week of NFL action in the Fall.
- Plus it might allow the NFL to flex more games to Saturday.
On the topic of football, today’s good internet dog is this unnamed Doberman who provides tight 1-on-1 coverage of a human wearing Jets colours.
This dog has to go viral the best DB in the nation 😭💪🏾 pic.twitter.com/GvfrD9ssU5
— Semaj “ Jet “ James (@semajjames0) April 11, 2020
Granted, it’s Jets colours, so the pass was liable to have been incomplete anyway. But still, he stayed with him step-for-step despite being slow off the line. He probably has fewer kids than Antonio Cromartie too.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- The Conners – 8:00 PM | ABC / CTV
- Dan is ready to share his feelings with Louise, but it might already be too late. Darlene realizes that she wants a baby.
- Ken Burns Presents The Gene: An Intimate History – 8:00 PM | PBS
- Geneticists struggle with the moral implications of new technologies.
- Likely, it’s akin to the moral dilemma facing scientists when confronted with Nazi eugenics science & having to decide whether to use it in their own research.
- If you want to go down a dark academic hole, feel free to click the links.
- Likely, it’s akin to the moral dilemma facing scientists when confronted with Nazi eugenics science & having to decide whether to use it in their own research.
- Geneticists struggle with the moral implications of new technologies.
- Chopped – 9:00 PM | FOOD
- Three winners try to take down Chopped judge Scott Conant.
- Big Daddy Drew – nowhere to be found.
- Big Daddy Drew – nowhere to be found.
- Three winners try to take down Chopped judge Scott Conant.
- Ruthless Aggression – 8:00-11:00 PM | FS1
- It’s newly designated essential service WWE’s revisionist history of what happened after the Attitude Era waned.
- 8:00PM – ENTER JOHN CENA
- 9:00PM – EVOLUTION
- 10:00PM – THE NEXT BIG THING
- It’s newly designated essential service WWE’s revisionist history of what happened after the Attitude Era waned.
- Ink Master – 10:00 PM | Paramount
- A 13-hour tattoo marathon kicks off the finale.
- Five contestants remain.
- Definition of Insanity – 10:00 PM | PBS
- A one-hour PBS documentary will show how Miami-Dade’s novel court diversion program has steered many mentally ill inmates on a path from jail to recovery.
- Narrated by actor and director Rob Reiner.
- Nearly 10 percent of Miami-Dade County’s adult population suffers from serious mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder — the highest such percentage of any urban area in the nation. (source)
- A one-hour PBS documentary will show how Miami-Dade’s novel court diversion program has steered many mentally ill inmates on a path from jail to recovery.
An interesting & wide variety tonight. It doesn’t replace sports, but it might divert you for a few hours.
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