Well that was fun, wasn’t it? Food and booze were consumed, no? Yes. I hear the Booze Gods calling my name as I type.
Car @ Dal: I think this’ll be the “Game Of The Day”. Romo’s back and the Cowboys look a lot less Weedenish all of a sudden. The Muscle Camster continues his relentless push to make everyone forget that he pilfered a laptop and wrote his name on it back in college. So far it’s not working. Good luck to both teams except for Dallas!
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If the Cowboys put in Romo again, they should use the game genie and use code OXNGLZVK to activate infinite lives!
Can CasselVANIA perform a substitute Romobyl?
How many quarters you got?
You only need one to beat this version if the game.
Sean Lee’s kneesocks are a mess.
Damn, the hand jive is not an effective audible.
That’s a pretty damn empty stadium
This just in: Cutler isn’t playing tonight. He got salmonella from his Thanksgiving turkey. Turns out K-Cav doesn’t believe in bacteria.
The middle name of all their spawn is “vector”
Ha! The third movie of the kids’ binge tonight is Despicable Me, with the villian Vector.
Are those movies fun for adults? They actually look like they might be worth watching while drunk.
The minions are awesome.
They are actually quite good. Drinking, like with many other things, does improve them, though.
Their all nicknamed “patient zero.”
Recommended meat temperatures are a conspiracy of Big Turkey.
Oh, hey, I just remembered I started Cam!
*Does celebration dance*
I just discovered I sat the Panthers defence.
Baby sister just sang along to the Ford “fight song” commercial.
Opened new bottle of fizzy booze. Now committed to drinking the whole thing, cause who wants flat cava?
Do you use a straw?
Cuz it gets you drunk faster, according to something I read on a dorm bulletin board once.
It does. Preserves the fizziness, which leads to faster ETOH absorption in the stomach.
Nah, just a pint glass.
you can tell the two girls are broke by watching the scenes in the apartment they can’t afford
That show would be miles better if it was “Two Moderately Well-Off Strippers.”
I think that’s on Showtime.
You beat me to the stripper joke.
I would at least watch it then.
yeah was trying to figure out how to phrase that. nicely done!
You misspelled “Prostitutes”.
Come on, no girl with Kat Denning’s rack would ever be broke.
“80 play drive”. I know its a mistake but it felt like an eighty play drive.
Wait, Romo hurt his collarbone again?!?! Way to ease him back in and protect him, Ivy League.
Hey! Now it’s only a 3 score game, I’m sure Matt Cassell can totally……..haha, nah
I want Cam to break out Culpepper’s old “rollin” celebration after every first down they get now.
WOOOO GARBAGE TIME FANTASY POI[vomits]
now can eat more!!
Don’t call it a comeback!
No, really, don’t, they’re still down by twenty.
LMAO, Josh Norman hurt Dez’ wittle feelings
Huh, Beasly is pretty damn tiny, like, normal person sized.
All the best Carolina receivers are on the D.
That was a beautiful attempt at an indecisive QB run. Oh, Cassell. HAHA@U.
Oh my, I just saw the Detroit-Philly score. Did Matt Stafford eat the Philadelphia defensive backfield?
It was briefly 7-7.
ICRM is not here, but I would like to remind all of his theory that the Bears are embarrassed by the Packers in direct proportion to the number of people watching. Thus tonight will be a hella blowout.
As long as it’s an entertaining blowout, like this one, I’m OK with that.
Yes, I’m 99% certain the Bearfs will get pantsed tonight. But then, there’s a slight chance One Play Shea will break Rodgers’ collarbone again.
So the kids have wanted to watch movies and I’ve missed just about every play from the two games today except for Carolina’s FG right before half.
Have I missed anything good?
This game has been hilarious.
Do you like laughing at the NFC East? Then yes.
The NFC East is my least favorite of the Easts, so yes!
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I didn’t anticipate needing another bottle of wine, thus I did not put another bottle of cava to chill in the fridge. Switching to liquor is probably a poor idea…..red wine time?
It’s the only way to be sure.
Wait, are dropping Romo from orbit?
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Seriously Panthers, why are you calling the timeout? Are you trying to protect the point spread?
You can’t take em with you my friend.
Andy Reid would like to politely disagree. Also, eat all your leftovers.
pointing and laughing at Greg Hardy
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So…..full…
Lookit CasselVANIA trying to.be effective.
He’s a PROUD 80s video game.
Why the shit do they still have Dez in the game? They want him to re-die too?
For the same reason they brought him back before Romo. Because yeah, the redying thing.
That which is dead can never die, and yet with strange aeons, even Dez may die.
After today’s meal I’m anticipating a next gen crap tomorrow.
I’m going to shit bricks. I should not have eaten that second helping of bricks.