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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Well that was fun, wasn’t it? Food and booze were consumed, no? Yes. I hear the Booze Gods calling my name as I type.
Car @ Dal: I think this’ll be the “Game Of The Day”. Romo’s back and the Cowboys look a lot less Weedenish all of a sudden. The Muscle Camster continues his relentless push to make everyone forget that he pilfered a laptop and wrote his name on it back in college. So far it’s not working. Good luck to both teams except for Dallas!
If I’m going to continue drinking, it’ll have to be hard liquor. I just can’t fit the beer and wine in anymore.
That’s what I said in Germany last year, and people looked at me funny for drinking whiskey all night.
Packers are playing next Thursday? Is Color Rush still going on?
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Thank you. My stomach’s way more empty now.
UGH! Is that bile-yellow and salad-shit-green?
I want the Cowboys to put Greg Hardy in at QB and have the OL just not block the defense.
Preach on.
Hm, the large amount of food in my stomach seems to be slowing the rate of absorption of alcohol into my bloodstream. Given my intake, I’m far less FUCKK DALLAS than usual.
Yeah, you’ve been remarkably even handed toward Dallas. You should probably rectify that.
They’re just so pathetic. I have no problem kicking a team when they’re down. I draw the line at down, passed out, and bleeding from an ear.
Yeah, that’s not when you kick them. That’s when you stick a finger up their butt.
Somebody seems upset… amazing the Dallas fans didn’t think this could possibly befall them in their own stadium on Thanksgiving day. But it did….DEAL WITH IT
“I’m Tony Romo… and I’m arts and craftsy, paper mache’ bones Tony Romo…”
Too soon?
Now to just close this game up, I want a 15 minute “Lord of the Dance” style TD celebration by Cam on the Star,
Just imagine the white sports writers going fucking insane over that!
Tony Romo is EMITTING x-rays, Tracy. Get it right.
He’s his own night light!
Hah! He’s not from Jersey, is he?
Artist’s rendering of Tony Romo at night, when the radioactivity builds up :
http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/b/ba/Glowing_Fry.jpg/225px-Glowing_Fry.jpg
+9 rads
Damn. That was a NICE pass.
I feel like the Cowboys look like they feel. Why did we make so much food
Y’all remember when Tony Romo was banging Jessica Simpson? Those were heady days for the Cowboys.
Nowadays she looks like he probably feels right now – there’s been better days
Cassel’s mustache looks fake.
The Cowboys final record? Romo – All Other Games
Oh, hey. I guess the Redskins will get to play a Romoless Cowboy team after all. My prediction of the Cowboys bringing Romo back to soon and a reinjury occuring have come true.
**Just a note, I actually have great respect for Romo, he goes through hell. I just hate the Cowboys and I find the fact that they rely on him so much but make no effort to protect him hilarious/face palmy.***
***Additional note. I only route for injuries in the case of people like Hardy or Winston.***
So, I’ve walked in the door to discover the Cowboys have narrowed the difference from 20 to 24 points, and Romo is possibly done for the season?
Good thing I stopped off to grab that Bushmills.
Double J trades with Cleveland for Manziel now right?
That or he makes Greg Hardy play QB to pay him back for all the negative press
If we slow it down, we can actually see the point where Candace Romo’s heart shatters. Good work CBS.
Wait, Romp is straight and married? When the hell did that happen?
Romo dead again?
Does this count as a whole different sort of Romobyl? Not a meltdown, per se, but definitely Ann event you have to inform the regulatory body about?
…and the Dallas Cowboys’ 2015 season is over. Again.
Goodnight Sweet China Syndrome Prince…
Mistuh Romonobyl, he re-dead
Stop stop he’s already dead
ROMO DEAD
If I were to draw a graph of the number of words I use on the y-axis with my BAC on the x-axis, the graph would initially slope up, then begin to turn downwards again around 0.05. Once it gets past 0.15 it sticks at 3 until I pass out. Those three words, as people who have attended other liveblogs can attest, are “FUCK THE COWBOYS.”
I’m also capable of expressing laughter via text, albeit with some errors as to capitalization etc. Like, “HAHAHAHAahaha!!!1”
In pain? Constipated? Take these three pills and you will be like Peyton Manning!
I think it’s about time for some opioid-induced constipation.
I think the Cowboys are in that suitcase labelled “constipation”
SIX FOOT OXY!!
sooooooo jelly
In all honesty, the minute any medication that isn’t, y’know, acid, starts talking to me? I’m walking straight into the ocean and not coming back.
This is the time on Spockets when the Cowboys fans go home.
Time to start river dancing TD celebrations.
Not gonna lie, I would laugh my ass off at that.
See also: baseketball
I think Cam just did the Mashed Potato as his celebration dance! Seasonal!
Go Crotch!
I say that fairly often, even without football being on
The Cowboys are really good at getting really dumb penalties. One of my favorites is when they got an excessive celebration penalty cause a fat dude lost his balance and fell on his butt in the end zone.
It’s like Dallas isn;t very good.
Jones trying to do a Collins/Chancellor on it – just without the required leaping ability
First down to Crotchety!
Ex-Jet Jericho, doing well for his new team….. God Damn him.
His name sounds like Crotch. Ya gotta wish him some good in his life.
How was your day. I just listened to my aunt talk about how we shouldn’t feel bad for the victims in Paris because of what France did to Algiers.
I love holding grudges.
You should bring up the state of former French colonies in Africa.
“What do they expect with the state the left the Congo in!?”
She sounds pleasant. Wonder what she thinks about the refugees coming to America.
HAHAHAHA,
“Hey Cam, what you up to?”
“Why, I’m up to pickup up 24 yards exactly on third down.”
Carolina Panthers Formal Wear:
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/PJ-BA799_SWEAT_G_20110510165416.jpg
Was he on.Fargo last week?
So it’s the Carolina Sweat Stains vs. the Dallas those pants don’t hide your butts.
Hardy has been bombastic? Like the Shaggy song, except not fantastic?
No, like the weird acoustic versions of Airborne Toxic Event songs.
With his pimp hand….
HAPPY HONDAKKAH !
I should totally test my microbiome tomorrow. What do my gut bacteria make of Thanksgiving?
Ooooooooo they could make a hat, or a broach, or a bird…
If it’s not a pterodactyl I’m gonna be totes disappoint..
They’re YOUR bacteria. Train em up.
Apparently DoorFliesOpen doesn’t understand the “I understood that reference” GIF.
Is Luuuuuke also intercepting the play call signal from Princeton Red to the speaker in Romo’s helmet?
I ATE TOO MU–/explodes
It’s….probably not right to scoop up the goop that was OSZ and make pate…
This has no relevance to the game. I just wish I had a pineapple wedge garnish on my sparkling wine.
I love the internet. We have powers that hundreds of previous generations would deem witchcraft, and we use them to make crude gifs of dancing fruit.
Carl Sagan once wrote, “Television is a medium that has not lived up to its promise.”
Imagine if he saw the modern internet.
Run plays to McFadden are telegraphed from several miles away.
How he isn’t hurt yet is beyond me
You can’t hurt what’s already dead.
The downside of your defense being competent is your offense goes back on the field.
Yeah, but two plays later your competent defense comes back out!
What happens if someone kicks a ball into the giant TV? I’m totally blanking. Is it considered out of bounds?
Nope. Live ball.
Dead ball. Rekick.
Coulda swore I heard it was live. Then again, I think it was from PK.
I stand down. Redshirt is correct.
“Redshirt is correct.”
I’ve seen these words before, but never in that order.
I feel your pain. Thought you’d appreciate it.
We have two conflicting opinions. Obviously, it means Patriots ball.
Touchdown Seahawks?
We really should be allowed to run the NFL, just for one weekend.
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