(looks around to see if he’s going to step on Balls’ dick again…)
NFL News:
- Well, lets take a look at today’s Russell Wilson rumours:
- Management is “unhappy” with what he said on Dan Patrick’s show the other day.
- It kinda figures that the one accused of allowing violence to occur would take umbrage with the person who exposed that violence. It seems to be a recent Seahawk trait.
- Since Wilson doesn’t know if he’s trade bait, he won’t care that the current most likely destinations for him to end up are the Raiders and the Cowboys.
- The problem is the cap hit. If they trade him before June 1, the Seahawks would take a $39 million cap acceleration. After June 1, the Seahawks would carry $13 million this year and $26 million in 2022.
- This is where Jacksonville makes the most sense for a trade, as the anticipated price might be as much as three #1 picks, and having a rookie QB might mitigate the pain of the cap hit for one year.
- The problem is the cap hit. If they trade him before June 1, the Seahawks would take a $39 million cap acceleration. After June 1, the Seahawks would carry $13 million this year and $26 million in 2022.
- Management is “unhappy” with what he said on Dan Patrick’s show the other day.
- In comparison, Matthew Stafford only felt the need to push for his trade after Matt Patricia was fired.
- It would be his fourth rebuild in a Lions uniform, and he “wanted to shoot his shot”.
- When he broke the news to his O-line, their reaction was, “go get a gold jacket, man.”
- By hitting the market early, the Lions were able to maximize that leverage, fleecing the Rams for Jared Goff, plus two first-round draft picks and a third-round pick.
- The next best offer was from the Panthers, which was their eighth overall pick, a fifth-round pick and quarterback Teddy Bridgewater.
- It would be his fourth rebuild in a Lions uniform, and he “wanted to shoot his shot”.
- Stealing from Crimebeat!:
- The former [Redacteds] have reached a settlement with the cheerleaders who appeared in lewd videos made without their knowledge during swimsuit calendar photo shoots in 2008 and 2010.

This shoot, in fact - The videos were made from outtakes during those years in which some private parts were exposed.
- This is outside of the investigation into sexual harassment allegations of 15 women against former front office employees.
- This is expected to be released some time before the draft.
- Britt Reid has been released from the Chiefs staff.
- Technically, his contract expired at the end of the season, but the “incident” made it very apparent he wasn’t going to be renewed.
- This concludes the follow-up to the Britt Reid jokes post Rikki had up the other day.
- I haven’t seen that many Adderall jokes since the Legion of Boom’s heyday.
- The former [Redacteds] have reached a settlement with the cheerleaders who appeared in lewd videos made without their knowledge during swimsuit calendar photo shoots in 2008 and 2010.
On a separate note, condolences to Maestro & all Commentists who reside in Ontario on the postponement of Spring Break from March 15-19 to April 12-16. Who would have thought this dim-witted chode
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might not be the organizational master he proclaimed himself to be?
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: (all Canadians games are regional-only broadcasts)
- Pittsburgh vs NY Islanders – 7:00pm | NBCSN / Sportsnet360
- NBA:
- Miami vs Houston 7:30pm | TNT
- Toronto vs Boston 7:30pm | Sportsnet
- Orlando vs Golden State 10:00pm | Sportsnet1
- Philadelphia vs Portland 10:00pm TNT / TSN2
- NCAA:
- Iowa State at Kansas – 7:00pm | ESPN
- Cincinnati at Memphis – 7:00pm | ESPN2
- Oregon at Arizona State – 9:00pm | ESPN
- UCLA at Washington State – 11:00pm | FS1
That’s it for me. Balls has a special Valentine’s post for you tomorrow, so I’ll see you guys on the weekend.
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