Welcome back, ball washers! Ball watchers! Sorry.

PSA Alert! There is another London game this Sunday morning. As always, it is Man- and Womandatory! And Gumbygirl, it makes no matter if it disturbs your Cyrillic rhythms! You must please the gods! There. Done.

Newsy Notes:

-Speaking of the overseas game, one of the advantages of sailing over there is that you get a bye the following week. (notice the Jets and Falcons are off) Well, unless you’re Miami and the league/schedulemakers don’t give a rat’s ass about you. The Jags will be resting but the Fins are playing. So, if you want to use Atlanta in Survivor at some point, your chance comes next week.

-Derek Carr suggested that every team should have it’s internal correspondence looked at. She’ll never happen but it would be nice to scrub the league of some of the neanderthal jarheads that no doubt make work environments hell. I’d set the O/U at about 32, one per team, and hammer the over. You’d likely hit that number with just the strength coaches and training staffs alone.

-Woozy Danny Dimes has not yet been ruled out for this Sunday. Some of those kids bounce right back from having their grey matter tossed around in the cabeza.

-Hey, the Senators open the season tonight and as was predicted by myself an a member of the office staff at work, holdout Brady Tkachuk was signed mere hours before the puckdrop.

To The Game!

Bucs/Eagles:

-Tampa’s #1 passing O is gonna be tangling with Philly’s #3 passing D. On paper, an interesting battle but we know what’s going to happen. You see, the goatiest of all the goats that has ever goated is on a pace right now for 51 TD’s and he’ll make things go his way.

-I myself will be playing rook wr Devonta in the hopes that garbage points will be acquired which I’m sure they shall.

-I’m also a wee bit curious about how Hurts attacks this Bucs D that no one can run on. That D has given up a whopping 13 yards to all qb’s so far. Impressive huh? Well, no. Matt Ryan, Goff, Maccaroon Jones and Brissett are included in that non-star-studded lineup.

-That said, I would take the under on Miles Sanders’ 33.5 yards rushed betting prop.

Do what thou whilst, in the comments.