Sunday EPL/Owl Prediciones Thread

Again, I apologize for not crapping out a Saturday nighter.  As partial recompense, here is a morning one.

Spurs/Wolves is the best of the three 9:00 offerings (all action on Peacock), with European qualification meaning for each club.  Until midweek, Wolves had been flying shit-hot.  Spurs, on the other hand, have just sort of hung around all season, like a creeper at the mall.  Oh my cats, remember when MALLS were an actual thing?  I’ve no idea what will happen, which is Prem footy at its best.

Barcodes/Villa also lingers, like a very wet fart.  The kind you pull down your pants, just to double-check.  You could also watch Team White Lives Matter/Redshite if you are a parasite upon humanity.

Foxes/Hammers takes centre stage at 11:30, and this could be a real cracker.  Moyes’ homeys need to find some form, and a second wind.  You never know what Leicester is gonna give you.  Or take from you.  Worth your time.

As to the Owl.  I have very contrarian views (I know, knock me over with a feather), in that if it’s a shit-kicking, I think Cincy is the one dishing out the punishment.  A close game could go either way, and I really don’t have a strong vibe.  Still, I shall pick Hippo-wagered MVP (the WKRP placement man) going 5-for-5 in a 29-24 win.  Because I am out of time for deliberation.  Please make your picks in the comments.

The elk is in the chili pot.  This is not a drill.

(also, Everton’s Frank Lampard is a beautiful, lovely in every way man – and I certainly never ever could have suggested any differently)