Memorial Day / Monday Night Open Thread

For future planning purposes:

January 13 – Sex in the Shower Day
Starting off the year with Sex in the Shower Day! So why don’t you make sure the grouts are clean and towels are ready for a steamy shower with your partner?

January 15 – Fetish Day
It’s the day to celebrate your deepest, darkest fetish! Treat yourself to some safe fetish today – alone or with a partner!

February 7 – Work Naked Day
You can join in celebrating this day only if you work from home! Please don’t come to work naked or you won’t have an office to go to the next day.

March 3 – Threesome Day
If you’ve been thinking of getting some threesome action, well, this could be the day to get some. If you’re in a relationship, ensure first that your partner is up for it. Nobody wants a surprise threesome, especially if it’s the first time.

March 14 – Steak and Blowjob Day
This day was created as an unofficial satirical holiday as a male response to Valentine’s Day. On February 14, women are sent flowers and gifts to make them feel appreciated.

A month later, men like to feel appreciated by taking them to a steak dinner and giving a blowjob after. It’s funny, yes, but this day is popular with men. Plus, it supports breast cancer awareness.

Apr 14 – Cake and Cunnilingus Day
As a female response to Steak and Blowjob Day, this other satirical has been created. On this day, women are supposed to eat cake and receive oral sex from someone else. Cake and Cunnilingus Day supports charities such as the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

April 16 – National Horny Day
Send nudes! National Horny Day is the day to send tingles to a prospective partner. Or, if you’re in a relationship, amp up the excitement during the day and prepare something crafty for the night.

April 24 – Lingerie Day
Take out your best pair of lingerie or if you can, buy a new pair to surprise your beau. Feel sexy all day and be ready to be ogled at during the night.

May is Masturbation Month
The month of May is dedicated to celebrating masturbation. Although this is unofficial and only coined by some fanatics, May can be a month to release your stress through frequent masturbation.

May 5 – Make Out Day
If you’ve been in a relationship for a long time already, you probably haven’t made out with your partner recently. Not to worry, that’s normal. On this day, it’s time to rekindle the passion you get when making out. Take the time to have a hot make-out session!

May 8 – Outdoor Intercourse Day
Have you ever fantasized about having sex outdoors? Well, this could be the day to try it out. Go somewhere where few people passers-by. And if you don’t want to be caught in action, it’s better to do it at night. If you want the thrill and you don’t mind doing giving some public action, then nobody’s stopping you from trying it in broad sunlight.

May 14 – Online Romance Day
It’s the day to be romantic online! Be sure, though that you’re not falling through a scam. Most scammers take advantage of this day to steal hearts and money!

June 9 – National Sex Day
National Sex Day falls every June 9th – and it’s the day to get extra kinky in bed! Dedicate some time today to spend some hot quality time with your partner!

June 14 – Nudity Day
Nudity Day is probably the day when the number of sent nudes skyrockets. Nudity is best celebrated by sending nudes to the people you trust.

June 21 – World Kama Sutra Day
World Kama Sutra Day is different from National Sex Day. Yes, it’s still sex. But this time, sex Kama Sutra style is celebrated. Kama Sutra requires your and your bodies to be in the same contorted positions.

June 22 – No Panty Day
Ever gone out from your home without wearing undies? Lots of girls do it. Although that’s not really considered safe (you can get bacteria!), you can join in the fun of No Panty Day every June 22. We suggest not to do it if you’re planning to do some strenuous activities, though!

July 6 – Kissing Day
International Kissing Day is every July 6 of the year. On this day, people don’t just kiss, but also reminds them to recognize the simple value of a kiss between friends, family, lovers, and even pets!

July 21 – Handjob Day
Women, stretch those arms cause if your man knows about this day, be prepared to get a handjob request.

July 24 – BDSM Day
An unofficial sex holiday, July 24 is dedicated to celebrating BDSM by taking part in erotic practices or roleplaying. If you’re new to BDSM, it involves dominance, submission, sadomasochism, cuckold, bondage, discipline, and many more. It’s an erotic activity that plays on your fetishes related to your emotions.

July 31 – National Orgasm Day
Experiencing an orgasm can be life-changing. On National Orgasm Day, we celebrate learning about orgasms, experimenting with toys and/or your partner to achieve an orgasm, and having a climactic sex experience!

Aug 11-13 – International Swingers Day
International Swingers Day is celebrated every 2nd Saturday of August, which is why the date may vary. This is the largest day of celebration for swingers and is mostly celebrated by clubs throwing a huge lifestyle party and convention.

August 23 – Go Topless Day
Gaining more popularity each year, Go Topless Day is celebrated to raise awareness for women’s equality. The date of Go Topless Day moves, depending on the day it lands on – however, it’s usually celebrated on the last week of August. On this day, you can see women running across the park without their top on – gender equality, girl power!

September 4 – World Sexual Health Day
Observed every September 4 by countries all over the world, World Sexual Health Day is dedicated to raising awareness for sexual health. Some organizations conduct talks about practicing safe sex during this day.

October 1 – Massage Day
Bring out the oils; it’s time to give your partner a nice, sensual massage. If you want to bring your game up, why not learn a few massage tricks online?

October 6 – Kink Day
Happening every October 6 of the year, Kink Day is an unofficial holiday to find out and explore the kinky side of your sexuality. You can do it alone or with your partner – just remember to get consent and be safe!

October 17 – Ass Day
October 17 is National Ass Day in the United States. This day is meant to appreciate and embrace your booty. Flaunt your backside today. Happy National Ass Day!

October 21 – International Fisting Day
Fisting – a sex act that’s often misunderstood or shamed, has a dedicated day to be celebrated by raising awareness about the censorship and banning of fisting in adult entertainment. On this day, activists and enthusiasts learn and share stories of fisting, make videos of fisting and try fisting with a partner.

November 4 – Sex Toy Day
Sex toys have gained popularity and acceptance over the years – and rightfully so! This day is celebrated by experimenting with sex toys. Some make videos of identifying them, sharing their use, or showing how to use them to get maximum pleasure.

December 22 – Global Orgasm Day
Every December 22, the world celebrates Global Orgasm Day. This day isn’t just meant to have excellent sex. Global Orgasm Day has a more profound mission than that, believe it or not. Global Orgasm Day aims to bring change in the Earth’s energy field through the most significant possible surge of human energy with the intention for peace. So, if you want to join the celebration of Global Orgasm Day, get an orgasm while thinking of peace.