Round Three? It’s Another NFL Football Open Thread

Let’s keep Balls’ balls rolling.

To The Games!

Titans/Texans:

A perfectly cromulent tilt that will be watched by dozens of folks. Dozens, I tell you! Bye weeks being what they are, I’m playing Davis Mills and the Tennessee D-something’s gonna give and I’ll end up with a big fat L. If Jacobs ran for 143 against Houston, Henry should be good for 180+.

Commies/Colts:

Indy has given up the ghost that is Matt Ryan’s throwing arm and at the insistence of that pill-popping hot daddy of an owner is playing Sam “Did you have to, did you have to, did you have to, did you have to let it” Ehlinger. The Commies should trade Gibson to a team that actually knows how to use him.

Niners/Rams:

CMC, that oft-injured rb, was sent to a team that has a history of getting rb’s hurt-this will work out well. Anyway, he should get full run today. Will the moribund Rams O finally wake up and be the team that everyone expected them to be? That hangover is a real thing, so far.

Giants/Seahawks:

I’ll just go on thinking New York will lose this one-it worked against Tennessee, Baltimore and Green Bay so why not? Both of these surprising squadoos have flawed D’s that can be exploited. You can run on the Giants all day and Seattle’s pass D is quite generous. Send out the Wan’Dale Signal! And the Kenneth Walker Signal as well, as long as you’re up, and make me a tea. We could have a high-scoring affair here.

Have fun out there!