The Giants are getting thrashed by the Lions as I type this. Right now they’d be a 7-3 team with a -4 point differential. Daboll has worked miracles so far but he can only do so much. Welp, the stretch run will be all kinds of entertaining.
To The Game!
Chiefs/Chargers:
-Can we have a good old-fashioned shootout please? The firepower is certainly there on both sides.
-With Mecole and Juju out look for Kadarius to have himself a game, mixing run plays and passing opportunities galore. Things are lining up for him to have a monster night.
-Speaking of, both Keenan Allen and Mike Williams are listed as questionable but both had full practices on Friday-hopefully that means, “Bombs Away!”.
-The Chargers have lost their last 2 of their last 3 so this seems like a make or break game for them.
-The bad news? Patty Mahomes has won 13 straight road division games, the record being 20 by Joe Montana.
-Back to the Chargers receiving corps. Given the Williams (28) and Allen (30) are getting up there, the front office might want to draft a wr next year. And a defensive lineman. And an offensive lineman. And be aggressive in free agency. I’m trying to say that they have some glaring needs that have to be addressed if they want Herbert to be something more than Dan Fouts-a compiler that never won anything of note.
-The last four games between these squadoos has been won by 7 points or less.
-It took a bit of time but Pacheco has finally overtaken his mates in the backfield. Last week he out-snapped CEH and McKinnon combined, 35-27. If I know one thing about Andy, he loves himself a dynamic dude behind his qb.
You know what to do.
https://www.espn.com/soccer/fifa-world-cup/story/4807743/ecuador-fans-chant-we-want-beer-qatars-leave-opener-early
I wish, just once, the Chiefs would have a season that was as bad of a wreck as a car driven by Andy Reid’s son.
Like 2012?
Touchdown, mother fuckers! Eat a dick, Chargers!
Travis is asshole. Why BOLTMAN hate?
Doesn’t BOLTMAN still live in San Diego?
Now, THAT is a spicy meat-a-ball!
Jellybeans and gin, hooray
Pretty sure that’s a title of an unreleased B-side from David Bowie.
It’s supposed to be scotch and gummi bears but to each their own
That’s quite a martini!
Do you have any of that beer with candy in it…Skittlebrau?
What? No Fritos and bean dip before the flight?
I’m on my third CdT of the night and it’s only 7:30 p.m. Send help (in the form of a talking bottle of rum).
That’s quite a few Cocks daintily Trimmed.
Those responsible for that Apple ad need to be injected with pure ebola virus.
“The persons responsible should be sacked.” – Peyton Manning
All this Canada talk reminds me of the Shoresy scene with this song. Fuck, that was good!
https://youtu.be/ievi9slOhN8
The CFL Commissioner almost said “Winnipeg” when awarding the Cup, but caught himself and staggered to “the Winn…ing team, the Toronto Argonauts.”
Fucking beauty, eh?
That’s known as “a quick save and a beauty” in hawkey dialect.
FCC’s going to be sending a stern-worded letter to the Argos.
It’s legal in Canada, just don’t disparage hockey, Labatt’s or Molson, eh?
Fuck you shoresy
FOR WHAT!?
Give your balls a tug
Ah yes, the great confounding question of humankind. For time eternal the greatest (and lesser) philosophers have grappled with this simple, yet existential, query. More recently this proposition was considered and debated in relation to turning down. Sadly, no conclusion was provided. Indeed, not even a theory of resolution was posited. Instead, Lil Jon, trapped in the quandary of an existential crisis took another tack. In lieu of an answer, the listener was instead presented the quandary to solve for themselves by repeatedly asking, For What? Perhaps, then, that was the answer, that there is no singular truth. Instead, the proper response is as independent as an individual from anyone else. Though that may offer a further truth that must be explored. Indeed, we can then explore the difference individual choices, then study those individuals for their traits, history, genetics to divine if those guide the answer. That the answer is the same as what molds a singular person. As humans, we must have the answers, but at what point must we stop and allow things to be as they are and silence our innate curiosity?
So we are once again left with another unanswerable question. But we must credit Lil Jon for at least pushing our thinking, understanding, and questioning on the matter further. Only through such progress can we succeed.
Fuck you Hortons!
That’s why Canada is the best country on earth.
Better than Côte d’Ivoire?
I don’t know why but it still tickles me when players drop f-bombs in post-game interviews
The Argonauts are the real bombers, amirite?
(live TV F-bomb)
F-bombs absolutely flying in this Grey Cup post-game interview.
I’d feel better about the Argonauts if they hadn’t just shown Shawn Oakman celebrating.
Grey Cup
That was a HELLUVA Grey Cup!
Same. Absolutely bananacakes.
BLAPPT made its presence known in Canada tonight.
Grey Cup game going plaid
Fucking crazy finish
Rikki is right, the Chefs just cannot catch a break smh
The kickoff?
Argos lead by 1
Wow
I’m glad I switched over.
Bombers need a rogue Rouge!
Oh neat, I didn’t know they played Lawyerball in Canada too!
“Objectionable Conduct”
SORREH!
As a Ti-Cats fan, who should I be rooting for here?
Bombers
No Ticat fan would evar cheer for the Argos
Never Toronto
*Torona
You seeing our ads too?
Actually, no. They just had an ad for the LA Metro.
One assumes Tim Horton’s is Canadia’s AT&T Lily?
Except I never made out with Tim Horton in an elevator.
I’m sure he’s a kind and generoUs lover, eh?
I’m sorry, what?
I’m implying that I made out with AT&T Lily in an elevator.
Pfft. I had to pay for her abortion.
Should have carried the baby to term, pussy.
I’m going to need a little more than the implication here, sir; we’re not on a boat.
Or that Canadian Tire guy
I heard he got upset when he realized the only reason for his popularity was his giant bulge. So now in commercials he wears really baggy pants and they only shoot him from the waste up.
If you got it, flaunt it
Ti-Cats really turned the war in the Pacific; the old Al-Cats just couldn’t keep up
Both teams have now have the backup Qb in. Wtf
This is certainly an interesting game…
I thought you meant Chase Daniel and whoever the Chefs’ #2 might be. Because my brain is a mottled mess of rage, turkey coma, and Muted/half-ignored TV
And Shank’lor making her presence felt in the Grey Cup
SUDDEN GREY CHANGE!
Crazy return
Watching from the very crowded SFO United Club. My flight to Chicago has been delayed until 9:45 pm if I’m lucky, so decided to drive out early anyway so I could watch the game from here with complimentary booze and meatballs.
Tonight’s drink is the Coton de Tulear: 2 oz rum, 1/2 oz allspice dram, 1/2 oz lime juice, 1/2 of a passionfruit. Shaken over ice and served with a large ice cube, topped off with ginger ale.
It’s so good.
Hmm. Now you’ve got me thinking about dark and stormy variants. I love allspice dram, but it occurs to me that falernum may be a good addition.
It was a dark and stormy night.
I mean, the weather was fine, I just felt like some rum, lime, and ginger beer.
We are Eskimo drink brothers right now.
Ok, but I don’t have a bandanna handy.
Cris Collinsworth watching Mahomes and Herbert
If we could make a gif into a KOTW this would be up there right now.
10000% going in the comments post
I’m going to wake up in the morning chuckling over it.
I turned on SNL and my YouTubeTV app crashed. Is that an appropriately bad sign?
“Life is empty and meaningless without gambling!” – FanDuel
Amen, brother. – Hippo, from GAMBLOR sabattical
/also enjoy your bandana/wing-wang victory laps
My wing-wang and I salute you.
The NY Times has an article on the lobbying behind legalized sports gambling that will make any reasonable person homicidal.
Refs are definitely rooting for the chargers.
“It’s nothing personal. They’ve just been instructed to not let Kansas City run away with the division.” – Herr Goodell
Also, Kate Beirness can GET IT!
This is Balls’s Rosa Parks
https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1594254066451992576
HERO!
He’s doing a great job of hiding his raging boner there.
the loose tweed pants help
It is fun to compare the Grey Cup Halftime Show to the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Which d’y’all prefer?
I tell you what, the CFL is miles above the NFL in hot chicks at the Grey Cup.
Rush AND Avril Lavigne? Yes Please.
Shania Twain > *
In the neige no less
No chance of a wardrobe malfunction at the Grey Cup because no one wants to lose a nipple from hypothermia
Meh, it’s just below freezing, it’s not that cold
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He really is the Jason Voorhees of Donks fandom. He just won’t go away.
He even looks like an idiot. How do people not understand that every bit of success he’s had is because he was doing whatever Tom Brady told him to do?